what? that it pooped on your head and missed the car?Yes I would consider it good luck.

what? that it pooped on your head and missed the car?Yes I would consider it good luck.
Excellent, now whilst we're enjoying our champers here's a couple of questions for you?
did you have any strange cravings whilst pregnant with Vicki?
have you ever lost your car in a multi storey car park? (if so, how long did it take you to find it)?
do you have smelly feet?
have you ever asked Vicki to rub your feet after a hard day at work![]()
what are you going to wear on your next 'first date?'
do you think I'll ever meet a man worthy of me?
do you think I'll ever meet a man?![]()
Great news on the job SueAs a manager, do you think you could control some of the "characters" on here?
why have I got an itchy finger?
have you ever had leishmaniasis?
have you any idea how much it hurts?
any way - how do I stop th ebloody cats from down the street getting in my cat flap(through the so-called security lock)?
what time will my builder turn up tomorrow when he told me he'd be round at 10?
Do it! Who would you ban first and why?although I am a mod so I could have a go at banning, Ive not done that yet![]()
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What is the last sporting event you have seen?
Congratulations, hon. They are a lucky bunch to have you as a boss and I'm pleased for you that you won't have all that travelling to contend with.Well Deb as you know I have been covering another department for the past 3 weeks due to the manager leaving, trying to run that, a team of 13 staff and my own job has pushed me to the limits of my capabilities, but being the stubborn person I am, I refused to ask for help or to say I was stuggling, anyway today I was called in and offered the perminant manager role of the department. My old job has been given to somebody else and I can now concentrate on my new role. Its the same level as my old job, however as its office based it means no more travelling up and down the country, much better job security and a brand new car when the lease on my old one runs out in October, with my other job my car was dependent on travelling a certain amount of miles every year which was draining to say the least, but with this job the car is a perk, so Im thrilled. It means I wont have to spend so much time away from home and I am now the new boss of 13 people and they are a great team. Im really really looking forward to it![]()
Do it! Who would you ban first and why?
Tall or short men?
Favourite food?
What should the speed limit on a motorway be?
Congratulations, hon. They are a lucky bunch to have you as a boss and I'm pleased for you that you won't have all that travelling to contend with.![]()
Is the world really round?
If space is infinite, what's outside it?
Why can't I pat my head and rub my stomach?
Did Frankie ever actually say RELAX?
Do you eat breakfast every morning?
What is your favorite breakfast food?
Do you eat breakfast foods (eggs, bacon, etc) for other meals during the day?
How do you like your eggs?
Close, I have a drink in both hands!Because you have a drink in one hand and would spill it.![]()
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I like them Scrambled.![]()
Close, I have a drink in both hands!
What paper do you read?
Does a twix fit?