Ask Me Anything Game: Ask CrispyWelsh Anything

[crispywelsh]

Why is carolfoy's username not carolfowey?

Do you believe that you never forget how to ride a bike?

Did you ever own a Stylophone? Sinclair 64? Soda Stream?

Hugs and kisses to Jules. Glad she has had the injection at last.

the same reason I wasn't born in Leic es ter
please whats a stylophone ?
no to the sinclair 64
yes to the soda stream, they all tasted pants though

Thanks Deb she is good today

 

[crispywelsh]

Morning Ian.

We all Know that Christina Aguilara onced mentioned she is a Genie in a Bottle, which surely means that other Celebs must have the same thing...

If you found a Genie Bottle, who would you like to pop out of it?

And who would you like to stuff back in there instead???

Hi Matt

my genie would be Sandra Bullock

Carol Foy

 

[crispywelsh]

hi ian
can you play a musical instrument ?

if so what ?

Hi Nat

I played in the orchestra at school, I played percussion, and no not the triangle, drums and things

 

[crispywelsh]

whats your idea of holiday hell?

have you ever been on a club 18-30 style hol?

what type of easter egg do you want?

whats your fave choccie bar you can buy with 50p?

lying on a beach for two weeks or being stuck in a compound

no, I went to Ibiza and though I could wear my dayglo vest but ended up in Es Cana

mini eggs

boost with guana

 

[crispywelsh]

Morning Ian,

on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being over the moon, how happy are you after last night's footie? (well done Liverpool )

Hi AnnMarie

12 would have to be, just need Chelsea to lose tonight

 

[crispywelsh]

What language do I speak?

why, when someone asks me 'Where do they go long-haul out of Exeter?' and I answer 'Toronto' do they then ask me ' Not New York?, not Boston? Not Miami?' why, why, why??

you speak Cornich, can't you get me a flight to The Maldives from Exeter, call yourself a travel agent

 

[crispywelsh]

Can you roll your tongue?
Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue (without using your hands to stretch it )
Can you wink with both eyes?
do you button your shirt from the bottom up or the top down?

Yes I can roll
no I cant reach
yes its blinking
from the bottom up leaving enough room for my medallion to show

 

[crispywelsh]

what star sign are you ?

do you believe in horoscopes ?

I'm taurus the bull

no load of old rubbish

 

[crispywelsh]

You get bad service at a restaurant - do you still leave a tip or leave them a little note "must try harder"

You get to the only parking space left at the same time as someone else do you - fight for it or give in and let them have it (the space that is )

I always tip but it would be a smaller one, I once got chased into the shop at the Rainforest in Cancun cos the waiter didnt think his tip was enough
is the other driver a fit blonde, or am I in my white van ?

 

[crispywelsh]

when you fly across the international dateline from Auckland to Los Angeles you technically land before you've taken off, if you keep doing this do you get younger?

why don't people understand that a lot of other, more organised people have already booked all the holidays flying this weekend?

if you do can you look for a flights for me tomorrow

cos they are all numptys, you should be able to help though, again call yourself a travel agent

 

[crispywelsh]

when you fly across the international dateline from Auckland to Los Angeles you technically land before you've taken off, if you keep doing this do you get younger?

why don't people understand that a lot of other, more organised people have already booked all the holidays flying this weekend?

also, remember the customer is always right

 

[crispywelsh]

Do you think Carol is having a hard day at work?

it sounds that way Debs

 

[crispywelsh]

did you ever own....
a space hopper?

a go kart?

a bmx?

a pogo stick?

roller blades or skates?

a skate board?

yes

no go kart

a great bmx imported from Germany, my parents weren't neing tight that day

no pogo stick

no roller blades or skates

no to a skateboard

I was a deprived child

 

[crispywelsh]

Cripes Carol has been busy!

Some questions are in order!

What do you reckon Carol's theme is: Something Wicked This Way Comes by... Someone or You Know I'm No Good by Amy Winehouse?

Watching anything tonight?

Guess where I have been all day. The answer will shock you all!

Something wicked comes this way

no but the Apprentice is going in my skybox

in the beer garden getiing hammered on magners cos the sun is out

 

[crispywelsh]

Ooh thought of a really good one!

You and a DIS member have to sing a duet. Who do you pick and what song do you sing?

Musical ability doesn't matter, as last time I checked most of us can't sing!

Boss Hogg and we'd be wasting away again for his birthday

 

[crispywelsh]

do you support any specific charities?
if time and money were no problem what type of event would you like to organise to raise the profile?

I dont donate from my pay or anything like that but I always try to put money in cancer charity tins

I would do it for the MacMillan nurses and probably a concert of Welsh bands as I think there are some great ones about at the moment

 

[carolfoy]

how do you think we can force mini-matt into telling us what he's been up to all day?

whats your guess? (mines the theory test)

 

[carolfoy]

do you think men and women can ever really be friends?




you have to snog one, which one?...

natasha kaplinski?

ulrika jonsson?

kelly brook?

 

[crispywelsh]

how do you think we can force mini-matt into telling us what he's been up to all day?

whats your guess? (mines the theory test)

good guess Carol, it could be his theory test, my theory was his first attempt at getting hammered in a beer garden, he does seem a little obsessed with this bloke lately though

 

[crispywelsh]

do you think men and women can ever really be friends?




you have to snog one, which one?...

natasha kaplinski?

ulrika jonsson?

kelly brook?

I nost definitely think they can, but then again it depends on PVC skirts

it would have to be Natash Kaplinski cos thats a nice name Kaplinski, I couldnt snog Ulrika, Jules would divorce me, she hates her with passion, she would probably forgive the other two