Ask Me Anything Game: Ask CrispyWelsh Anything

[crispywelsh]

do you want children at some point?

how long have you known the Churchills and how did you meet them?

do you regret it?

are you going to invest in chunksters blow up pub? and is it officially classed as porn for the alkies?

as long as I can give them back to their parents

we have known the Chruchills for 7 months (seven months since we met them), we met them in drunken night Sunday chat and then Deb invited us to partay

no regrets, they are the best

I want shares in that pub, pure porn

 

[crispywelsh]

write me a job refernce based om what little you know about me

have you ever been ripped off?

has anyone ever stolen anything from you?

Carol is well educated, she is open and honest, and can be blunt. She likes to be social, she is loyal. She is a little nosy and would be best employed as an international interigator.

I got ripped off for a pineapple in Jamaica, £15 it cost me, the bloke had a big knife though.

my radio from my car, and tools from my van

 

[crispywelsh]

Is Jules home from work and is she now typing your replies for you?

she is corredting my spelling and things after I have finished typing Deb, I feel a bit like the village idiot, she checks every post

 

[crispywelsh]

When you eventually meet Carol, how long do you think it'll be before you regret it?

about three bowls of vodka jelly worth, do you regret meeting her

 

[crispywelsh]

Question, now that Deb is a Mod, how much work do you reckon she does???

she is a responsible banker, so lots I reckon

 

[crispywelsh]

did you know I'm a registered stalker?

we will get on well I like to flash

 

[crispywelsh]

That is another one to watch out for! Grumpy said yesterday that he could find out anyone of us!!!

Are you worried that in last night chats Jules was BEGGING to be stalked by Grumpy?????

Or do you believe what goes on the chats stays in the chats...

it is a bit worrying Matt, she just didnt get how he could do what he was claiming he could, things like that do her head in, see why I have to be patient

def what goes on in chat stays there

 

[crispywelsh]

Hi Ian

What football team do you support apart from England??

Do you play any sports??

How long have you lived in Merthyr??

Whats your favorite tipple??

Describe your favorite night out??

Do you play boardgames, if so what ones??

Do you like a flutter on the horses??

Hi Sue

Liverpool

no sports, but I used to go to the gym a lot, I need to start again

29 years

a rum runner

anything with alcohol Sue and a good curry or dodgy kebab after, in Cardiff chip alley

not really into boardgames

only on the Grand National, which should be soon

 

[pokemon_master]

Good Morning Ian.

Guess why I am up early? No the answer isn't to post you questions!

Do you like Doctor Who at all? If not why not?

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Lunch?

And what's for dinner? Whose Cooking all these meals for you?

I think that will do for now.

 

[crispywelsh]

Good Morning Ian.

Guess why I am up early? No the answer isn't to post you questions!

Do you like Doctor Who at all? If not why not?

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Lunch?

And what's for dinner? Whose Cooking all these meals for you?

I think that will do for now.

did you wet the bed Matt

I like the older series Matt, but the new ones I cant get into, best Dr ever was Tom Baker

I dont do breakfast

Lunch is normally soup or pasta

Dinner is cajun chicken and rice, which I will be cooking as Jules is having her injection today

 

[pokemon_master]

My next question has got to be what injection is Jules having today?

Don't tell me, it's Botox....

 

[pokemon_master]

did you wet the bed Matt

I was SUPPOSED to have a driving lesson at 9.00 but the guy moved it forward an hour! Doh!

 

[Madjock]

Morning Ian,

Who was your first crush on?
Who was the first girl you ever kissed?
How old were you?
Did it live up to your expectations?

 

[carolfoy]

whats your most annoying habit?

and Jules's most annoying habit?


other peoples?
(apart from asking you questions!)

what job would you really like to do if you copuld be instantly qualified?

 

[natalielongstaff]

what was your 1st job and how old were you ?

 

[carolfoy]

you have to do one of these three jobs which one would you choose....


hairdresser
opera singer
ballet dancer


you have to snog one of these women who would you choose...

Carol Thatcher
Anne Diamond
Vanessa Feltz

you have to row the atlantic with one of these as your partner who would you choose.....

jeremy clarkson
jeremy paxman
Sir Alan Sugar

 

[carolfoy]

forgot to add - you have to give reasons!

 

[Madjock]

forgot to add - you have to give reasons!

I think Carol was a teacher in a previous life

do you have any tattoos?

If yes - where and what off?

 

[carolfoy]

I think Carol was a teacher in a previous life

or a masochist!

 

[pokemon_master]

I have a question for you Ian but I don't know if you'll be able to what with your hairline and all..

You have a big business meeting at work. You need to give the impression that you are top notch, and the most suitable person available for a new promotion.

However, you wake up really late, and are rushing to get everything done. You head to the shower, and notice you have two shampoos. One you know will make your hair Dandruff free, but will make your hair smell like a bucket of sick, and the other will make your hair smell really good but will not make it look any better dandruff wise, in fact it makes it look like a winter snowscene..

Which do you choose? Please not that A) You can't pick both or Jules will kill you, and B) you need to show reasons!