Ask Me Anything Game: Ask CrispyWelsh Anything

[crispywelsh]

you meet me and I'm wearing my PVC sado masochists outfit, whats your first reaction?


jules gets her hair cut and it looks terrible what do you say?


you are relieved to get the last birthday card in the shop (its for JUles and you daren't go home without one) but you pass a little old lady who's hunting for the birthday cards, do you let her have it?


you are reversing out of a driveway and you hear a crunch - its your neighbours yappy horrible yorkshire terrier - do you just drive on and forget it happened?

oh er Mrs get the whip out and lash me

Id tell her I have before

sorry old person - no way

if its squished flat yes, if it had no visible signs taht I'd hit it I'd take it the door and tell them I found it like it and poor yappy must have suffered a heart attack

 

[crispywelsh]

Hi,

What would be your dream job?
Did you pass your driving test 1st time?
What is your favourite film?
What is your favourite song?

formula one driver
no second attempt, I was a nightmare
TrainSpotting
Underworld Born Slippy - Classic

 

[crispywelsh]

Name 5 things you would put in room 101 and why?

Does this mean 5 things I couldn't be without AnneMarie - if so -

Jules to make me laugh and
a fridge full of booze for obvious reasons
my nintendo DS, have to look after the puppies
an ipod cos I like my music
my cats cos they crack me up

 

[crispywelsh]

which spice girl did you fancy?

which girls aloud?

favourite ice cream?

Sporty cos nobody else seemed to

Nadine is well fit, please dont ever mention Nicola in front of Jules

Ben and Jerrys Apple Pie

 

[crispywelsh]

Ian ~ Are you having fun!

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get the Teflon to stick?

Could you be a hitman?

Where do you stand on the death penalty issue?

Do you believe that a prisoner should have no rights once they are in prison?

Did you ever watch the Flumps?

Could you stay in a bad relationship if the sex was fantastic?

Are you a **** or a leg man?

the teflon fairy does it Florence, hi by the way

I'd rather be a bounty hunter like Dog

I think yes for sex offenders and murderers, with modern DNA tests I think there is less chance for error and there used to be

definately, they seems to be like holidays camps, get rid of their play stations

yes, they had nice bobble hats and Poodle was my favourite

what are you like - no there is more to life than

bosoms most definately, Jules says I think hers are toys

 

[crispywelsh]

Do you know what a "Lumpy" is?

Or do you need to ask Jules what it is??

silly boy Matt, I have researched it

she need not worry I have it in hand

 

[crispywelsh]

If you could give one piece of advice what would it be?

live every day like its your last

 

[natalielongstaff]

who is cooking tea tonight?

what are you having ?

who does the ironing you or jules ?

 

[crispywelsh]

Kate Thornton or Cat Deeley?

Sharon Osbourne or Paula Abdul?

razorlight or the kaiser chiefs?

do you agree that The Frays 'How to save a life' is utter brilliance?

what song is in your head and annoying you right now (mines that awful Gwen Stefani Sweet escape)

Gwen Stefani or Pink?

Can I not have both
Paula Abdul
Kaiser Chiefs
it is good but I prefer The Don
Avril Lavine - GirlFriend, and its utter tosh
Pink she looks like a dirty madam

 

[crispywelsh]

What was your favourite toy when you were a boy?
was there one particular toy you always wanted but never got?
what is you favourite 'toy' now?

I had a tonka toy Fire Engine, that was great
a Millenium Falcon, my parents were tight
my DS

 

[crispywelsh]

Jules is going to treat you to breakfast in bed (which I'm sure she does often ) what would you like it to be?

a bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon, in my dreams

 

[crispywelsh]

who is cooking tea tonight?

what are you having ?

who does the ironing you or jules ?

Hiya Nat

I cooked the tea, Jules is poorly
cajun chicken and rice
neither of us if we can help it, we both hate ironing

 

[natalielongstaff]

Hiya Nat

I cooked the tea, Jules is poorly
cajun chicken and rice
neither of us if we can help it, we both hate ironing

hope you feel better soon jules x x

 

[crispywelsh]

Name 5 things you would put in room 101 and why?

sorry AnnMarie I have just read Johnnys thread and realised that these should be things I dont like, I am a bit dim

flat caps ususally associated with slow drivers
sheep - whats is the point and why are they so stupid
odd socks, I have a thing about socks
frogs, all frogs are evil
Carol Foy - only teasing

 

[JohnnySharp2]

Hi Ian,

You enjoying your week?

And most importantly the question everyone is thinking of asking, do you like frozen chips? and do you get really annoyed by all the daft bits they put in that you have to throw away?

At the fish n chip restaurants in my area (or chippy's), they serve what is known as a 'mix' , do you know what one is?

Do you visit any other forum's on the boards or just the UK one's?

Enjoy your week mate.

 

[crispywelsh]

Hi Ian,

You enjoying your week?

And most importantly the question everyone is thinking of asking, do you like frozen chips? and do you get really annoyed by all the daft bits they put in that you have to throw away?

At the fish n chip restaurants in my area (or chippy's), they serve what is known as a 'mix' , do you know what one is?

Do you visit any other forum's on the boards or just the UK one's?

Enjoy your week mate.

Hi Johnny

its been ok so far so good

I do like frozen chips they need to be crinkle cut though, those stupid piddly ones are irritating

have no idea, that meal you have from the Chinese is Chicken Maryland at ours

only the UK ones but Jules goes for a nosey at them all

you have a good one too

 

[Madjock]

sheep - whats is the point and why are they so stupid:

Now you're practically a Welsh man are you allowed to say such things?

frogs, all frogs are evil:

I'm with you on that one frogs are the reason I would never, ever, ever! camp!

odd socks, I have a thing about socks:

Why do you think you have such a thing about socks? Did you have a traumatic sock experience in your younger years?

Carol Foy - only teasing

Oh you are in such big trouble now! do you really think that little smilie is gonna save you

 

[pokemon_master]

How many posts do you reckon you'll have when this is over??

If the Tag Fairy were to come here and tag you what would you like her to say on your tag??

Find me a DIS board smilie and then try and use it in a similar fashion to

 

[carolfoy]

Carol Foy - only teasing

that sounds like fighting talk Ian!

now which form of torture shall I use?



are you scared?

 

[Madjock]

that sounds like fighting talk Ian!

now which form of torture shall I use?



are you scared?

See, big trouble I told you