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[UKDEB]

big pants or thong

At the moment, defo big pants, although I'm not averse to thongage.

 

[UKDEB]

creme de la mer or nivea ?
jimmy choo or brantano ?
jo malone or body shop ?

how drunk am I ?

If you need to ask these questions, then very!

 

[UKDEB]

Sould jules have, been born blonde?

Have I been answering all these questions under some misaprehension? Ian, is there anything you need to own up to?

 

[saratogagirl]

* Well, if my current life is anything to go by, an amoeba. Or Jack the Ripper. I definitely did something baaaaad!

* Angelina Jolie!

I am so glad it is not just me, the way my life is at the moment, I think I was Hitlers Mrs !

 

[saratogagirl]

Have I been answering all these questions under some misaprehension? Ian, is there anything you need to own up to?

no Deb, he was that drunk he started posting questions on my name, he copped on and then logged himself in as you will see !

 

[UKDEB]

Hiya Deb
My first question after reading all those is where are you this weekend that you're not here to reply to them all?
Whatever you were doing, how much fun was it on a scale of 1 to 10 that justifies you shirking DIS responsibilities? Only joking hun.

Your last supper?

Happiest memory?

Ha! Well, that's easy - at home with Matt and the Stingers. On a scale of 1 to 10, every weekend spent with the Stringers is easily an 11. (Do you like what I did there - that's bound to pay dividends at some stage ).

Last supper. Ooh, this could take some time - you know me and food. Definitely some sort of foie gras starter. Not PC, I know, but utterly sublime. Then possibly a beef rib roast (a really huge one - the kind you can not possibly warrant buying unless you're cooking for a small village) with all the trimmings and washed down with a bottle of Petrus or Le Pin. Dessert would have to be my Gran's treacle suet pudding and custard. Then, after a short rest, a cheeseboard of the world's finest cheeses.

Happiest memory? Childhood Christmases spent at my Grandparents' house.

 

[UKDEB]

what gives Akon the right to own a diamond mine ?

Money? Surely you've heard that well-known expression, "Money gives Akon the right to own a diamond mine"?

 

[UKDEB]

what colour do I paint my bathroom ?

Sky blue pink.

 

[UKDEB]

Poppy May is white with blue eyes, why does she yowl so much, is she deaf, am I drunker than Jules

No, she can not possibly be deaf. The gene for deafness can only ever occur in blue Poppy Mays with white eyes.

 

[UKDEB]

Will Matt ever make me a margarita will he enjoy his chocolate cigar, why doesnt the pepperoni stay wheres its meant to be on my pizza, why does Jules like black pepper so much, why are you and Tam the nicest ladies I have ever met apart from my wife ?

why was Eminem addicted to sleeping tablebs so I couldnt see him live

Yes. Yes. Because it's joke pepperoni. Because she is a classy lady who knows a good condiment when she sees one. Because you've only ever met 3 ladies in your life?

Because you didn't show him the love.

 

[UKDEB]

how did Kev get to become the font of all wisdom, he is the wise one a true yoda in our midst ? have you ever had a true cane like a badge moment ? is the boardwalk better than saratgo? why does my wife like to sleep on your husband ?

Because he was a TimesNewRoman in a previous life. Giving birth fair canes like a badger. And gallstones. Don't know yet - the jury is still out. I'll tell you after August. Because he is goose and duck down stuffed, not your common or garden hollow-fibre.

 

[UKDEB]

Deb i love you

I love you too.

Not so much a question. Is this now the Tell Me Anything thread? I do hope so, 'cause my fingers are caning like a badger.

 

[UKDEB]

am I the only sober person on the dis?
are jules and ian members of AA?
should they be?
is there really nothing better to do up them there valleys?
do you think i should go out next weekend?
what should i wear?
why was there no red clothes in next/monsoon/river island today?

* No. There's you and JosephUK!
* Not yet.
* It would be wise. You can't be too careful when you own a Mini Cooper.
* Well, I heard the sheep have started to rebel.
* Yes. And no. I think you should possibly go out for some of the weekend.
* PJs. For the staying at home bit. For going, out, I would steer clear of the gold-sequinned **** tube you were thinking about.
* Because red is soooo last season, luvvy!

 

[UKDEB]

Hi Deb

Are Carol and I the only sober ones on the dis tonight??

Are you enjoying your weekend??

What 5 things are you going to take on a desert Island with you??

* No, there's you, Carol and JosesphUK! Wait, who are you trying to kid! There's just Carol and JosesphUK!

* I was until I came here and found this flippin' thread. I think I might die of starvation. Well, OK, maybe I could possibly go another few weeks before I'd need food.

* Matt . Keith Urban . Actually, scrub Matt. My iPod. My ghds. Gordon Ramsay complete with industrial kitchen. Wine.

 

[UKDEB]

When you saw how many questions people posted, did you have a heart attack?

Will we need to arrange cover for you now?

The second thing I asked for when I came around in recovery was a laptop so that I didn't disappoint my adoring fans. The first thing I asked for, of course, was the address of a hit-man. Guess who the contract's out on? I'll give you a clue. He's likes POKEMON! Oh, and he's called MATT!

You've got bigger things to be worrying about, little one.

 

[UKDEB]

Excluding Matt - who would you like to be stuck in a lift with?

When was the last time you got REALLY drunk?

Do you think I should go to the GGG meet or not?

What's your favourite item of clothes?

* Rob Lowe.
* Yesterday.
* Yes. Time to stand up and be counted. It might seem scary now, but the reality will be, well, terrifying!
* Shoes. It doesn't matter how fat you get, you can still have nice shoes.

 

[UKDEB]

Hi Deb

Are you having fun yet?

Are your fingers sore with all the typing?

How long has it taken you to answer all these questions so far?

Do you wish you hadn't been so hasty in agreeing to do this?

Good Luck! Me thinks you are gonna need it

* It depends. Am I nearly at the end, yet?
* Nah! I've only worn them down to the knuckle. Sore comes much later.
* About 3 hours! I knew it was going to take a long time, but if I'd known it would take this long, I'd have pretended I hadn't seen it!
* I've certainly learned a valuable lesson...
* Cheers.

 

[Minniespal]

Deb ~ Are you having fun yet

Some nice easy ones for you

Do you like Shaun the Sheep?

Commando or pants?

The two dollies in your siggy - Are you the sazzy Cinders or the Chilled out Ariel?

Do you think that I could possibly add any more pink stuff to my Dis page?

 

[UKDEB]

Do you prefer to dress casual or smart?

What's your favourite perfume?

Do you have any bad habits, and what are they?

We can't get the Guinness marmite up here yet - what is it like?

* Definitely smart. I've never really pulled off casual very well. Wish I could, but I always feel scruffy.
* I don't have a favourite - I like to try new ones. I am a perfume fiend, though and I've got hundreds of bottles. I always like to get one in duty free (on the outbound flight) and several more in the department stores when I'm out there. Bought one in Selfridges last week - Tom Ford Black Orchid. Reminds me of something else, but I can't put my finger on it.

* Bad habits? Plenty. Some of them are probably best left untold. I'm a terror for not getting dressed. I often slob around in my PJs for half the day.

 

[UKDEB]

Good start Deb and Good Luck!

Do you like entertaining? or being entertained?

Yes, both, K. I love spending time with friends and I love cooking. Actually, that's the main reason I can't lose weight - I diet all week and then spend most weekends either cooking for other people or enjoying the fruits of others' labour.