Ask Me Anything: Ask Carolfoy Anything

[wilma-bride]

do you like muffin for breakfast ?

OMG Jules, I just spat my coke all over the desk

 

[carolfoy]

do you like muffin for breakfast ?

breakfast
lunch,
dinner,
supper,
midnight snack....

 

[saratogagirl]

go girl, you must really enjoy a nice muffin

 

[carolfoy]

yup - they don't call me 'the mule' for nothing

 

[saratogagirl]

jammies or nightie

bath or shower

cotton or linen

chocolate chip or blueberry

satin or silk

wallpaper or paint

vintage or modern

clutter or feng shui

do you believe that your chi gets lots down the pan if you dont put the seat down

does Callum leave the seat up, if he does, do you yell " theres women in this house too you know!

2 ply or quilted

 

[saratogagirl]

lounge or living room

lunch or dinner

dinner or tea

why are panties pervy, do you read Jackie collins too ?

what is the hopper called in your house ?

sofa or settee ?

curtains or drapes ?

knife and fork or silverware ??

 

[carolfoy]

jammies or nightie

bath or shower

cotton or linen

chocolate chip or blueberry

satin or silk

wallpaper or paint

vintage or modern

clutter or feng shui

do you believe that your chi gets lots down the pan if you dont put the seat down

does Callum leave the seat up, if he does, do you yell " theres women in this house too you know!

2 ply or quilted

jammies
bath evenings, shower mornings
cotton linen always looks creasy
choccie!
silk
paint but I have to wallpaper as I've an old house with bad walls
non-smelly vintage or modern if its monsoon
neither - don't hoard, don't believe in feng shui
never thought about it but it probably does!
no - he's better trained (and he's used to my PMT)
quilted

 

[saratogagirl]

are you a natural blonde ?

 

[jen_uk]

Have you ever with a woman?

Would you?

 

[carolfoy]

lounge or living room

lunch or dinner

dinner or tea

why are panties pervy, do you read Jackie collins too ?

what is the hopper called in your house ?

sofa or settee ?

curtains or drapes ?

knife and fork or silverware ??

lounge
lunch
dinner
they are the sort of word Billy the Wand would say, and Yes I have read a lot of Jackie Collins
what's a hopper? the loo? if so that's what it is - a loo!
sofa
curtains (well they're actually all blinds )
cutlery

 

[saratogagirl]

Have you ever with a woman?

Would you?

Jen I just leaked

 

[saratogagirl]

do you have a rabbit ?

 

[carolfoy]

are you a natural blonde ?

do you want to check?
only kidding, nope, i'm a bottle blonde

 

[carolfoy]

Have you ever with a woman?

Would you?

are you asking?

nope, certainly not as yet anyway, but any port in a storm!

 

[saratogagirl]

lounge
lunch
dinner
they are the sort of word Billy the Wand would say, and Yes I have read a lot of Jackie Collins
what's a hopper? the loo? if so that's what it is - a loo!
sofa
curtains (well they're actually all blinds )
cutlery

no the hopper is the remote, the thingie for switching the telly over

 

[carolfoy]

do you have a rabbit ?

no but I'm certainly not adverse if you want to buy me one

 

[carolfoy]

Callum just saw that over my shoulder and said ' Mum tell them you've got a cat!'

 

[jen_uk]

no but I'm certainly not adverse if you want to buy me one

We could have a whip round on the Dis and get you one for Xmas if you like!

 

[saratogagirl]

Callum just saw that over my shoulder and said ' Mum tell them you've got a cat!'

oh bless him, tell him I have two cats and no rabbits either ....

 

[carolfoy]

no the hopper is the remote, the thingie for switching the telly over

ahha! then its just a remote!