Ask Me Anything: Ask Carolfoy Anything

[jen_uk]

One night with George Clooney or a week Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom?

What do you wear slouching round the house?

Have you ever accidentally broken wind somewhere really inappropriate?

 

[fizz13]

Describe yourself in 3 words

Which disney character are you most like?

As a well travelled lady, what is your dream holiday for the future?

 

[brightspark]

Will anyone ask me any questions when it's my turn, as no-one really knows me?

 

[brightspark]

As many people seem to ask totallly random questions - here's one from me... Why is my favourite colour ski-pole blue?

 

[wils]

Will anyone ask me any questions when it's my turn, as no-one really knows me?

Of course we will - We'll know you better than you know yourself by the end of the week

Carol - Morning!


You've met the man of your dreams - describe your perfect first date (lets assume he's not totally loaded as that didn't seem to go too well for you eh Kate!)

Do you have anything on your desk at work that labels you as a Disney Nut ?(sorry I mean Expert!)

What question do you get asked so often at work that it bores you

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?

 

[saratogagirl]

whats the best book you've ever read ?

who will play you in the film of your life ?

who will be the leading man in the film of your life ?

(I didn't get bored waiting for you last night hun, I got hungry and tired) !!

 

[carolfoy]

Too right it will my lovely.

Ok I was going to go to bed as Im shattered, but hey what the heck, Ive just hada nice pizza, so....

Whats your favorite pizza toppings???

Did you ever have clothes from Pippa Dee??

Describe your perfect man??

sorry I sneaked off to bed early!
fave pizza - pizza hut medium italian base chicken supreme with extra cheese and mushrooms
nope - can't say I was ever a pippa dee fashionista - in fact I don't even know what they did!
perfect man, the intelligence of Stephen Fry the charm of Hugh Grant (in bridget Jones ) the looks of Jason Statham I think thats just about perfect! oh, and the money of Bill Gates wouldn't do any harm

 

[carolfoy]

One night with George Clooney or a week Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom?

What do you wear slouching round the house?

Have you ever accidentally broken wind somewhere really inappropriate?

ooh a tough one - the real question is Jen, could the world live without Johnny or Orlando as after one week with me there wouldn't be anything left of them!

slouch - who, Moi? never slouch darling, poise is everything!
no, really jammies or tracky bottoms and a hoodie

yes, definately, once in a post office queue, I ended up nodding towards the little old man in front of me and rolling my eyes at the hunky young man who took the full brunt of my nether regions

 

[carolfoy]

Describe yourself in 3 words

Which disney character are you most like?

As a well travelled lady, what is your dream holiday for the future?

Hi Hon lovely to meet you t'other day.

3 words - oh no, I've never used 3 when 23 will do! ok, tactile, positive, bossy.
( a quick survey of my office came up with Clever, funny, confident, outrageous, bizarre, weird, loyal and naughty - I love my colleagues!)

definately Maleficent or cruella De Ville !

now thats the hardest question Claire, theres too many places to see and do, I'd have to do a round the world trip taking in
cape town, Dubai, Delhi, bangkok, Langkawi. Christchurch, Moorea, ecuador and brazil

 

[carolfoy]

Will anyone ask me any questions when it's my turn, as no-one really knows me?

I think that's the point - we will know you intimately after your turn, be afraid, be very afraid!

 

[carolfoy]

As many people seem to ask totallly random questions - here's one from me... Why is my favourite colour ski-pole blue?

your favourite colour is ski pole blue because your aura is purple and you love to co ordinate Dahling! also your intuitive nature and ethereal quality lends itself to a water colour!


see? we do know everything on the DIS

 

[carolfoy]

Of course we will - We'll know you better than you know yourself by the end of the week

Carol - Morning!


You've met the man of your dreams - describe your perfect first date (lets assume he's not totally loaded as that didn't seem to go too well for you eh Kate!)

Do you have anything on your desk at work that labels you as a Disney Nut ?(sorry I mean Expert!)

What question do you get asked so often at work that it bores you

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?

morning Jo
perfect date -pretty much any date my love life is a barren as the sahara these days! and I'm not kidding, tis very poor pickings in Cornwall. I guess I'm supposed to answer something along the lines of hill walking on dartmoor or surfing at Fistral but as I'm not a regular in a tampon advert I'd have to say just having a meal and a few drinks with someone that creases me up laughing. Laughter is the most important thing - he could have a face like a bag of spanners but if he's hilarious I wouldn't care!

'Do you sell train tickets here?' or even 'Are there any last minute cheap deals from exeter airport left this easter/xmas/august/half term?'

Baltimore - I've no idea why, I just know I'm destined to be there at some point

 

[Madjock]

3 words - oh no, I've never used 3 when 23 will do! ok, tactile, positive, bossy.
( a quick survey of my office came up with Clever, funny, confident, outrageous, bizarre, weird, loyal and naughty - I love my colleagues!)

Morning Carol,

Very descriptive and positive but what do you think people would say your personality faults are (assuming you have any of course )

What personality traits do you not like in other people?

If you went on a date and your date had bad breath but apart from that you really clicked, would you tell him about his problem before accepting another date or would you say you were washing your hair?

what's the biggest lie you've ever told? and did you get found out?

 

[carolfoy]

whats the best book you've ever read ?

who will play you in the film of your life ?

who will be the leading man in the film of your life ?

(I didn't get bored waiting for you last night hun, I got hungry and tired) !!

oooh I love books, I'll read everything, I always have two or three on the go at any one time.
for light reading I devour Colin Bateman - he's the funniest crime/thriller writer out there, totally original! also Christopher Brookmyre and Carl Hiassen.
I adore Oscar Wilde and am always re reading the picture of Dorian Grey.
Roddy Doyles book 'The Woman who Walked into doors' changed my life. I read that and immediately stopped being a victim.
who will play me? probably Kates fatter, older sister or if you ask Jen it would be Jo O'Meara
my leading man would have to be Jason Statham! yummy yummy yummy (do you think theres any calories in him?) - ladies check this out at your peril!

http://www.roughgroove.com/images/2006_02_JasonStatham_MensHealth.jpg

 

[carolfoy]

Morning Carol,

Very descriptive and positive but what do you think people would say your personality faults are (assuming you have any of course )

What personality traits do you not like in other people?

If you went on a date and your date had bad breath but apart from that you really clicked, would you tell him about his problem before accepting another date or would you say you were washing your hair?

what's the biggest lie you've ever told? and did you get found out?

I'm too arrogant, too bossy, too unsympathetic, witchy with a capital 'B'! sarcastic, impatient, too many to think about really - I told you all, I'm not a nice person, but at least I'm honest

stupidity, racism, and ignorance, I really don't suffer fools and am not afraid to tell people off if they make disparaging comments about the people or culture of the country they want to travel to or have just come back from.

I have a bit of a problem with oral hygiene and nasty breath would make me not see him again, and if he asked I would tell him as I like to be honest (even though its frequently my downfall)

biggest lie? a difficult one - probably when I told my mum I hadn't eaten my sisters sweets although I had and she was really upset about it, but in my defence she could get sweets and chocs at christmas and keep them til easter which just wasn't fair on a pig like me!

 

[jen_uk]

who will play me? probably Kates fatter, older sister or if you ask Jen it would be Jo O'Meara

http://www.roughgroove.com/images/2006_02_JasonStatham_MensHealth.jpg

The Jo O'Meara thing was a compliment!

If you met your dream man but he had 7 young children that lived with him, would you still be interested?

 

[carolfoy]

The Jo O'Meara thing was a compliment!

If you met your dream man but he had 7 young children that lived with him, would you still be interested?

no way

don't hate kids but I couldn't eat a whole one! no, really my dream man would be infertile

 

[Lisash]

Morning Carol!

Whats your favourite perfume?

Would you ever remarry?

Are you dreading the questions this week?

 

[carolfoy]

Morning Carol!

Whats your favourite perfume?

Would you ever remarry?

Are you dreading the questions this week?

Hi Lisa nice to see you

my 'signature' scent is Opium but is too heavy for daywear so usually Gucci 2 or chanel Chance
I would re marry if Mr Perfect came along but as its a pretty unrealistic dream I guess not -I'm destined to be single for ever.
no, there's nothing anyone can ask me where I don't have an opinion (I should have put too opinionated under my list of worst personalitytraits!) my opinion may not be correct or nice but its still there.

 

[wilma-bride]

Hi Carol - I can't believe the first time I've actually had anything to do at work in months and it's your turn

Anyway, on with the show...

You mentioned in your response to a previous question that you met the love of your life in India.

Have I missed something?

And, if so, what?

Why don't you have a Cornish accent? (And don't say they don't really speak like that down there because they definitely do in St Austell (snozzle!))

Do you believe that there is one person for everyone in the world?

If you hadn't had such a horrendous childbirth experience with Callum would you have more kids?

What is the worst thing about being a parent?

And the best?

What really, really, really annoys you?

What (if anything) makes you cry? (Just so I know for future reference )

That'll do for now