As I Mature

[mark & sandra]

As I mature, I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just plain idiots.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better be real big or well built.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others...they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your home, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

 

[Rippington'sFan]

 

[raysnkaysmom]

Those are great

As *I* mature, I just wish I was a kid again

 

[aimee11621]

Thank you! Thanks for sharing the knowledge.

 

[Freyja]

So true

 

[totalia]

lol

 

[mikeymars]

 

[mtblujeans]

Thank you Mikey!!

 

[The DIS Moderator Team]

Just a reminder to all involved:

Circumventing the word filter by using special characters can cost you your posting privileges. So can personal attacks and sarcasm. Please abide by the DIS Posting Guidelines, so that no futher action is taken.

The DIS Moderator Team

 

[mtblujeans]

Originally posted by The DIS Moderator Team
....So can personal attacks and sarcasm.....

The DIS Moderator Team

I didn't know that! Sarcasm oozes from my pores!! OMIGOSH!! I will have to tone EVERYTHING down.....and I am NOT being sarcastic!!

 

[Dan Murphy]

Originally posted by mark & sandra
..........After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge ****s. .....

How big does your willy have to be or how huge do your ****s have to be??

Originally posted by The DIS Moderator Team
Just a reminder to all involved:

Circumventing the word filter by using special characters can cost you your posting privileges. So can personal attacks and sarcasm. Please abide by the DIS Posting Guidelines, so that no futher action is taken.

The DIS Moderator Team

Thanks for the heads up, DMT, I was hoping you'd catch that up there.

 

[02bBarbie]

Originally posted by Dan Murphy
How big does your willy have to be or how huge do your ****s have to be??
Thanks for the heads up, DMT, I was hoping you'd catch that up there.

Um, aren't you technically circumventing the word filters there, big boy?

 

[Dan Murphy]

Originally posted by 02bBarbie
Um, aren't you technically circumventing the word filters there, big boy?

How's that, 02??

 

[TheBellhop]

Wow, that's awesome! Words like that get used about 500x that much at my 8th grade school. How true that message you said was!

 

[Bojangles]

Originally posted by 02bBarbie
Um, aren't you technically circumventing the word filters there, big boy?

I thought so too. *shrug*

 

[Mimi Q]

 

[Dan Murphy]

Originally posted by Bojangles
I thought so too. *shrug*

Don't think so, Bo j. If so, DMT will advise, I think.

 

[HollyJoy]

 

[mtblujeans]

Originally posted by mtblujeans
I didn't know that! Sarcasm oozes from my pores!! OMIGOSH!! I will have to tone EVERYTHING down.....and I am NOT being sarcastic!!

Since this post, I have learned the definition of sarcasm and I am not sarcastic. I just have a biting sense of humor.

 

[swea_pea1]

Originally posted by mark & sandra
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

Too true and very sad.