I just finished Grand Jury duty last week. The letter we received stated that it would most likely be for one day only. If I got picked, I planned on just using a vaction day at work, because they won't pay you for it.
Of course I ended up being picked, and was informed it would last four days. Now I'm starting to get a bit miffed, but I figured it was my duty. Day after day they paraded loser after loser in front of us as witnesses. So not only are these people screwing up our society, but now they're screwing up my time, and I'm sitting here paying to see it.
The second day of duty I told them, it's like being forced to watch "COPS" eight hours a day, and I have to keep dumping change in the slot to watch it.
They did say we would never be called back again. That's good, because (I hate to say it), I'd come up with some sort of elaborate excuse not to be there.