Maleficent13
<font color=blue>Heh Heh, you're all gonna die<br>
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My whole family golfs. I mean, EVERYONE. I am the only non-golfer in any of my relations. And my SO golfs. My dad has been trying to get me on a golf course for years, and I have resisted, saying it's just really not my thing.
You have no idea how many times I heard "Oh, but you'll love it once you get out there! You'll get the bug! You'll wonder why you never tried it before!"
So this past vaca, I agreed to try it. Dad booked a round at LBV course. I suited up, rented clubs, and gamely trotted out onto the course.
And I HATED it. The only "bug" I caught were the ones that were biting me. Along with those bugs I caught a sunburn and a nasty headache. By the 9th hole, I packed it in and let them finish.
I have disappointed everyone. I am a *GASP* non-golfer! And the thing that really bugs me is that golf was exactly what I thought it would be. I had no misconceptions at all about it or my lack of interest. If you listen to everyone I know, however, I am the sole person in the history of the world to try golf and still hate it.
Go me, an enigma...

You have no idea how many times I heard "Oh, but you'll love it once you get out there! You'll get the bug! You'll wonder why you never tried it before!"
So this past vaca, I agreed to try it. Dad booked a round at LBV course. I suited up, rented clubs, and gamely trotted out onto the course.
And I HATED it. The only "bug" I caught were the ones that were biting me. Along with those bugs I caught a sunburn and a nasty headache. By the 9th hole, I packed it in and let them finish.
I have disappointed everyone. I am a *GASP* non-golfer! And the thing that really bugs me is that golf was exactly what I thought it would be. I had no misconceptions at all about it or my lack of interest. If you listen to everyone I know, however, I am the sole person in the history of the world to try golf and still hate it.
Go me, an enigma...

