Anyone seen the Birk Recovery Plan?

Mrs.Milo

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This guy has a great plan!!

Subject: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan


This is the best plan I have heard in a LOOOOONNNNG time:

To: the many people I know who are on my email lists, I don't know who this guy is. But it kind of makes you think......


The Birk Economic Recovery Plan


Hi Pals,

I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a 'We Deserve It Dividend'.

To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bon-a-fide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a 'We Deserve It Dividend'.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college - it'll be there
Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car - create jobs
Invest in the market - capital drives growth
Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG - liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.

Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion 'We Deserve It Dividend' more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards,

Birk

T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's either good for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!
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It would probably go a lot longer than giving money to companies whose first obligation is to shareholders.
 

Oh gosh.....don't let Obama read that email, especially since he's been summoned down to Washington. Could you imagine BO pulling that email out of his back pocket proclaiming he has the answer to this problem? :rotfl2:
 
Oh gosh.....don't let Obama read that email, especially since he's been summoned down to Washington. Could you imagine BO pulling that email out of his back pocket proclaiming he has the answer to this problem? :rotfl2:

:upsidedow
 
Never mind..................

Thanks for not flaming, I got the email and passed it on without checking. You know, when it sounds too good to be true it usually is. :eek:
 
As a person who is very much concern about our economic status, I always find ways to keep updates about it. So, thank you for letting me know about this. I am looking forward to hearing more from you regarding this important matters.
 















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