There is a poster here on the Dis...HRH_Disney_Queen has a Bernese. I am gonna send her a link to this thread.

Sorry, I have my PM's turned off if you tried to reach me! (they are back on now..) You KNEW I would find this thread, though!!
Berners are the BEST dogs..the best! They are sweet, affectionate, playful, loving friends. They are also big, big, big, and shedders,too. We have our second puppy right now, Zoey is 8 months old (60 pounds). Stella died at age 10 last March. That was old for a Berner..another drawback. All American's quote was spot on, "Three years a young dog. Three years a good dog. Three years and old dog. All else is a gift from God." Stella only got "old" in her last year though. Up until she had a "stroke" three months before she died, she was a very youthful old lady.
There is not a mean bone in this breed's body..I have tried to look up Bernese Mountain Dog attacks on Google out of curiosity, and all I could find was two idiots with one on a leash and muzzled, teasing the poor thing..and it was wagging it's tail the whole time.
I carry Zoey around in the back of my Toyota FJ Cruiser. Our dogs and going to the beach were major considerations for this SUV, it has no carpet on any floors or cargo area. I throw an old comforter back there for traction, put up a gate, and that is how we get her around.
With Zoey or Stella, slobber was never an issue. We had a Newfoundland, Mitch who filled that postition quite well. RIP, he was known as Slobbermouth on the Loser thread..