Anyone else THIS DITZY??

[DMickey28]

Luckily it's just me and the dog tonight because I am laying here laughing with tears down my face. I need to find another one of those joke threads or something!

I can't think of any wonderfully ditzy moments, but I have plenty. There is one on the tip of my tongue but I can't think of it!

 

[Serena]

It sounds like something I would do.

 

[need_a_Disney_fix]

And I thought I was a ditz!

 

[tevagirl]

I just had a friend stop by that I haven't seen in a few years. She had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt. She bought a pick up truck 14 months ago. Two months ago she was at a friends house who has a child with downs syndrome. She was sitting on their porch talking and having something to drink when the little boy says "Miss Debbie, I like your truck" Debbie thanks him and the little boy says "I like it 'cause it has four doors." Debbie tells him "Oh no, Honey, it doesn't have four doors. It only has two doors." The little boy insists that the truck has four doors so Debbie takes him over to the truck, opens the driver's side door and pointing to the passenger door says "See, two doors this one and that one. One, two." The little boy reaches into the back, flips up the door handle and opens the back door. "See," he says as he points to all the doors, "Four. One, two, three, four." She had bought an extended cab and didn't know it.

 

[wdw4life]

I just had a friend stop by that I haven't seen in a few years. She had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt. She bought a pick up truck 14 months ago. Two months ago she was at a friends house who has a child with downs syndrome. She was sitting on their porch talking and having something to drink when the little boy says "Miss Debbie, I like your truck" Debbie thanks him and the little boy says "I like it 'cause it has four doors." Debbie tells him "Oh no, Honey, it doesn't have four doors. It only has two doors." The little boy insists that the truck has four doors so Debbie takes him over to the truck, opens the driver's side door and pointing to the passenger door says "See, two doors this one and that one. One, two." The little boy reaches into the back, flips up the door handle and opens the back door. "See," he says as he points to all the doors, "Four. One, two, three, four." She had bought an extended cab and didn't know it.