Anyone else make up funny sayings?

[RonnieJo66]

Our family tends to make up funny sayings or our own words....

I came up with one I find rather funny: "Boogers are crusty brain farts"

Yeah, I know...childish, but I can't help myself sometimes!

Anyone else wanna play??

 

[Blondy876]

This is so stupid but when one of the kids is bugging the heck out of each other or my dh or I someone always says "Crawl out of my butt will ya!" Yup, gross but it always makes us laugh.

 

[goofy4tink]

My ds came up with a compilation of several sayings....'When frozen pink pigs fly in ****"

 

[RonnieJo66]

I knew there were others....

keep em' coming!

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

We say "TPO" for totally passed out, which is what DS was last night. Poor kid..he was so sick yesterday.

TOV

 

[etwinchester]

I tell people "I'm happy for ya. Would you like a metal or a certificate"

Have no idea why or where I came up with it...

 

[jennyl772003]

My DS(8) says he needs to go "fire the long gun" I think you should be able to figure out what he means. He also says he needs to go "sit", in the same vein as the long gun.

 

[McDISer]

I visit my 90 yr old neighbor Clara almost daily. We are like best friends, her favorite saying to me is

Dasn't tell now!

 

[mudnuri]

Both my DD's call hair ties "ya-ya's" and its from the teletubbies. DD8 couldnt say la la and when she wanted her hair up she'd say "ya ya me, ya ya me"...7 years later, its still a ya ya me when she puts her hair up.

DD9 has used "not the brightest bulb in the pack eh?" more than once....

Brandy

 

[mrsdon]

My son says lasterday for late yesterday afternoon.

 

[TigerCheer2009]

Not exactly one we use...(saw it in a magazine)

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

We do use: "we pulled a Ginger" (my mom's name...she's brilliant but loses things easily), "shut your face", and many more!

 

[Lil_Tink]

My bro says "KIM!!!!IM GONNA WACK YOU LIKE A PINATA!"

 

[RonnieJo66]

My bro says "KIM!!!!IM GONNA WACK YOU LIKE A PINATA!"

Now that's brotherly love!!! Too funny!!




My DS used to say "steaming wheel" in place of steering wheel .....and "yucky charms" in place of Lucky Charms

 

[Cindyluwho]

My Granpa Irp and my dad use these sayings:
I hope to shout!
The he#$ you say!
That's a neat can of corn.
God All Fish hooks

I think it has something to do with being from Grays Harbor county 'cause all the old fishermen seem to use these sayings. They all have weird names there too: Irp, Puz, Fizz, Wink, Lamoine

 

[bubba's mom]

I tell people "I'm happy for ya. Would you like a metal or a certificate"

My grandmom used to say "You want a medal or a chest to pin it on?"
And another famous one from grandmom: "It's hard to raise a husband!"

When DS was little, he came out with "cheek butts" instead of "butt cheeks"...has always stuck.

 

[S. C.]

When DS was little, he came out with "cheek butts" instead of "butt cheeks"...has always stuck.

"butt cheeks"...has always stuck.

 

[71010]

My husband and I still call the refrigerator the (fridge ray dare) from 20 years ago when our son was first talking. We also call double knotted shoes un dub nobbed. Dont know why, this stuff just sticks!

 

[RonnieJo66]

all the sayings folks...


Funny how sumthin' your kid says tends to stay with you


Thanks for sharing them

 

[noseybuddy]

Umm wait, let me check my crystal ball.

 

[slo]

When someone takes forever to turn in their car my DH will say, "Are you waiting for the hand of God to come down and stop traffic??"

We call the vaccuum "NuNu" after the vaccuum in Teletubbies. My oldest DD started this moons ago and if just stuck.