Anoying things your spouse/SO does that drive you nuts!

[jennyl772003]

I love DH to death.

He takes out the garbage, which I love. But, he too is a smasher. He will throw all his weight on it (he's a big guy) just to make one inch more room in the can. He yells at me when I don't squish it. I'm sorry, I am NOT sticking my hand in the garbage. He doesn't put a new bag in either.

He gropes me in public, just to embarass me. Not when people are actually looking, just when people could potentially be looking. Like in the car.

He takes up 2 and a half couch cushions. That leaves me 1/2. He gets mad when I take up more then that, says I'm hogging the couch.

 

[Evil Genius]

He's a pack rat!!! God forbid we ever throw anything away. The other day he handed me a label from one of his Disney t-shirts, it fell off and he didn't have the heart to throw it out.

He changes his mind in a split second, I'm never quite sure what the heck is going on. Sometimes I want to tell him to make a decision and stick with it!!

 

[CathrynRose]

If I complain about a situation, say the clerk at the store was rude, he'll come back with the ridiculous scenario of what I should have done. Like I should have blown up the store or demand the manager give me her job because I can do it better. Stupid or unrealistic things like that.
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This is just so FUNNY!

My almost 15 y/o does this.... theyre all the same, huh?

 

[musclecar_72]

If all the ladies in this post would have to live for a day with a PMS suffering hormonal woman they would all run home grab their DH's and thank them for putting up with it!

 

[DisneyBug1995]

He is a channel switcher. When we are watching a show and a commerical comes on he switches the channel to see what else is on. He always says I'll switch it back as soon as the commerical is over. We always end up missing part of the show. Or he will watch enough of a show to get me interested and then switch because he wasn't interested in watching it. It's a good thing we have more than one tv.

 

[almacdonald]

I hate when my boyfriend tells me to "Relax". It gets me more worked up than whatever had my attention in the first place. I HATE that word

Fortunately, he ALWAYS put the toilet seat back where it belongs so he's not all bad

 

[LoraJ]

My boyfriend's stomach drives me nuts. He's never hungry when I am.

 

[Shugardrawers]

If all the ladies in this post would have to live for a day with a PMS suffering hormonal woman they would all run home grab their DH's and thank them for putting up with it!

We do. Every month for approximately 40 years. It ain't so purty from the inside either

 

[shortbun]

He puts things 'away' but NOT in their place and then makes me come find them. lol! He falls asleep in the bedroom with the TV on which wakes me up in the middle of the night with some weird show or some idiot screaming. I guess I should be glad he's in our bed. He snores like a chainsaw so after I'm back asleep from turning off the TV, I'm awake again. My son yells in from his room, "mom, make Dad turn over he keeps waking me up!"
It's that bad. Oh well, glad he's mine!!!!!

 

[NMAmy]

We do. Every month for approximately 40 years. It ain't so purty from the inside either

Amen, Sister!

 

[miss missy]

When he does food shopping, he puts it all on the counter "for display" he thinks he needs me to see what he got, like I wont find it otherwise

 

[Laurajean1014]

The list is endless......

Best answer..........................ever.

 

[Nancy]

Another thing he does - and OMG makes my blood begin to boil.... he'll walk in a room, when Im kinda dozin' off - like a Sunday afternoon on the couch.

"Baby?!?!" kinda loud... "you sleeping?!?!" UGHHHHH!

I get that too...but I hear it in the middle of the night. DH will fall asleep after dinner and he sleeps for hours, so I go to bed around 11:30, he is still sleeping on the couch. Around 2 or 3 am he'll come upstairs and say "are you sleeping? and then proceeds to talk to me about the stupedist things. I never even open my eyes, but I guess I moved so he thinks I was laying in bed with my eyes closed eagerly awaiting him coming upstairs to talk.

Another thing...he can not get up in the morning without me waking him. He'll say wake me at 5:15. I wake him at 5:15...but he doesn't even get up until 5:45! If I wait till later (say at 5:30) he gets mad. If I am out of town, I have to call him every morning to wake him up, he just doesn't hear the alarm, but he will hear the phone ring. So I get a wake up call, then give him his wake up call.

He is always late, and he is a huge procrastinator. Last week he took a day off to paint the girls bedroom. He sat around all day and then started it around 9pm! The girls ended up sleeping on the living room couches because he was up there until 4am painting...which meant all the next night I had to listen to him complain about how tired he was cause he was up till 4am painting. Sorry, no sympathy you had all day!

And as for the PMS thing..I have 3 daughters, I live with not only my own PMS, but also theirs. We have PMS every day of the year here!

 

[crz4mm2]

Says "your bleeper's going off" when my pager goes off (yeah no, sh**!).
Says"phone's ringing" when it is... (same response as above).
Leaves empty pop cans sitting all over the place.
Leaves stuff ON TOP of the full trash can .... Can you take the trash OUT OF THE CAN?????
Takes the bar of soap off the sink to replace the one in the shower.... Can't open the NEW ONE????

Give me time, I'll give you more

 

[Jeafl]

My husband is practically perfect (just ask him and he'll tell you! ), but he does one thing that drives me nuts. He is physically unable to leave the car radio on one station. He will listen to one song, then push every button over and over again until he finds part of a song he likes. When that song is over, he does it again.

He also changes the TV channel during every commercial. He switches channels constantly until I am dizzy and scream at him to please stop.

 

[NikiM20]

A lot of things.

She doesn't know how to throw things away. She will put something right next to the trashcan but not in it.

When using the computer, she double clicks everything, some things only need 1 click. It drives me up the wall.

She doesn't cook, can't cook, so if we don't eat out and I cook she'll say oh, you should've added more ginger.

Just yesterday she said I was trying to torture her because we haven't gone out to eat in get this 7 whole days. She doesn't understand that I rather go shopping for our new house than go out to eat every other day.

She will baby the pets and then when the pets whine for attention she calls them spoiled and has the nerve to get an attitude.

Drinking straight out of the the fridge and then leaving it on the counter.

She will get undressed all over the house and the clothes end up everywhere. We have a several clothes hampers, why can't she put stuff in the hamper.

DH saw this and said "Are they talking about you?" I am a TOTAL slob..its horrible I cant help it , DH is gone for a month at a time for work and before he comes home it takes FOREVER to get the house halfway straight again