Another Unofficial Chatterbox Thread- Everyone is Welcome!

[funnygarcia]

Girl presents are so fun to pick out...and so plentiful also. My DD was not really into girly things, but still had lots of selection. Boys IMO are much harder to find a gift for.

Hard to find anything beyond yet another video games right?


I've had the same problem finding things for my younger nephews. How many cars, airplanes, trucks does one lil boy need? And to further make for head scratching in the toy aisle.. what do I give a 3 yr old that in some ways is more of an 18 month old but knows all of his numbers and letters. And doesn't have any speech.

BAH that was a hard one!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Good morning, all!
After it snowed the past 3 nights (but warmed up during the day so not much accumulation), we have a gorgeously SUNNY day today! Love it!!!

Staley-girl, hang in there! And keep those babies hangin' in there, too!

Sam, did you eat the cake? Or withstand the craving?

Pixster, you ate a Tigger-tail for breakfast?

I am off to pick out a 'crafty' type birthday present for a 4yo girl in DS4's class. Apparently she is not into princesses, so I think I'm going to look for something less pink and purple, more animals and nature kind of thing. WIsh me luck!

I did NOT eat the cake! Just change my name and call me Will Power!

Wow Pix, that's one heck of a lotta sugar! But very tasty sounding.

I only took 2 or 3 small bites and the rest I shared. I also have one of their new caramel apples. It said it was called "Minnie Apple" but I think the name was wrong. Here's a pic I took with my phone:

I just cut it and shared it with my co-workers and it tastes really good!!

 

[sameyeyam]

Just headed back from lunch. Went to Kohl's to spend my Kohl's cash that I got this weekend. Bought some new rectangular Pyrex glass storage bowls.

I have been slowly switching out all of the plastic in my kitchen to glass. Plastic eventually gets icky anyway and it seems like they just keep coming out with more and more bad things about plastic. At least I know what's in my glassware...melted sand! DD is starting to refuse to eat or drink out of anything that is plastic. She thinks that maybe it may have contributed to my cancer. Who know's, maybe she is right. I have many old glass mixing bowls that belonged to my great grandmother, grandmother and mother and they still look nice. So there's something to be said about glassware.

 

[staley7580]

Ugh... Im having contractions again. I just dont know what to do. I know they arent DOING anything. My cervix is tightly closed, and high.. babies are both still high and floating, not at all engaged. But they HURT. What the heck??

 

[MotoXPrincess99]

I know, it's rare for someone to be on for me too- darn time zone!
aww, that's too bad you're not going.



EEK! so umm has Frelan tied you to the couch now?

OMG too funny, but I truly know what you mean. There were times I was like.. just crawl on inside if you need a better look okay?



ummm what?



Hello Ms Will Power

What days are you going to be at Disneyland? My mom and I are coming in Friday evening. Maybe we can meet up and get something for dinner?

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Ugh... Im having contractions again. I just dont know what to do. I know they arent DOING anything. My cervix is tightly closed, and high.. babies are both still high and floating, not at all engaged. But they HURT. What the heck??

 

[MotoXPrincess99]

I need help coming up with a team name for my team for the Ladie's Trip Scavenger Hunt. It's me and my mom with another lady and her daughter. There are some of the other team's names:

"The S&M Girls"
"The Neverland Naughties"
"Team Alice in Wonderbras"
"Don't Be Cheekin"
"The Three Mouseketeers"
"The Pixie Chicks"

and here are some of my mom's ideas:

Donald’s Delights
Walt’s Wild Women
River Belle Beauties
Blue Ribbon Babes
Peter Pan’s Posse
Wonderland Women
Matterhorn Mamas

I sent a PM to the other lady on out team but haven't heard anything back yet.

 

[staley7580]

oooohhh... I like Donalds Delights! Its Disney, but still... sassy.

 

[funnygarcia]

What days are you going to be at Disneyland? My mom and I are coming in Friday evening. Maybe we can meet up and get something for dinner?

Monday thru Friday (plane leaves at 3 pm Friday). Bummer, it won't work out.. but have fun!

 

[funnygarcia]

Ugh... Im having contractions again. I just dont know what to do. I know they arent DOING anything. My cervix is tightly closed, and high.. babies are both still high and floating, not at all engaged. But they HURT. What the heck??

That's sucky, but if they hurt that much..... maybe it's cause for concern? Hope you and the lil aliens are okay.

 

[funnygarcia]

some of my mom's ideas:

Donald’s Delights
Walt’s Wild Women
River Belle Beauties
Blue Ribbon Babes
Peter Pan’s Posse
Wonderland Women
Matterhorn Mamas

I sent a PM to the other lady on out team but haven't heard anything back yet.

witty and clever choices!

You should add "Drive by Girl and Company"

 

[staley7580]

I dont know.. The basic consensus is to just wait it out. They come, they go.. Dont go to the hospital until your water breaks. Fine! Ill just be fat, crabby, and in pain until they come!

 

[funnygarcia]

I dont know.. The basic consensus is to just wait it out. They come, they go.. Dont go to the hospital until your water breaks. Fine! Ill just be fat, crabby, and in pain until they come!

You poor dear, the pain is annoying on top of everything else. Especially when you know you can't do anything about it.

 

[funnygarcia]

We're watching Wall E, I bought it used recently (Family Video.com had it for $6).

The storyline still doesn't keep my attention.

 

[staley7580]

We're watching Wall E, I bought it used recently (Family Video.com had it for $6).

The storyline still doesn't keep my attention.

Yeah... i fell asleep during it.

 

[sameyeyam]

Well don't fall asleep now...here I come to liven up the evening!

 

[sameyeyam]

:debswalk: Hey look we have a new Smilie and it's a pink ribbon.

 

[sameyeyam]

WAKE UP HYENAS, IT'S TIME FOR A PAR TAY!

 

[sameyeyam]

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"

She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise."

"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew

 

[sameyeyam]

FATAL THINGS TO SAY IF YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT



* "Sure you'll get your figure back ... we'll just search 1985 where you left it."

* "How come you're so much fatter than the other chicks in Lamaze?"

** "Hey, when you're finished puking in there, get me a beer, willya?"

** "I finished the Oreos."

* "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."

* "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!!"

* "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"

* "Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super Bowl."

* "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

* "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."

* "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"

* "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"

* "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

* "Get your *own* ice cream."

* "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

* "Got milk?"

* "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

* "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"

* "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam..."

* "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger..."