RANDOM STORY TIME!!!!
Ok...so once upon a time there was a beautiful torch named Bob, who was the captain of a starship that traveled across the galaxy in search of a legendary golden deck of cards for the Royal Queens' birthday present . The cards in question held the capability to either cause every living thing pain and suffering or bring ever-lasting peace.
While camping in the woods, a little, black dog scratched upon Bobs' cabin door while holding a brochure to one of the most famous shiprecks on the planet Earth. Bob was quite puzzled by this event, but took the brochure from the pup anyway and decided to pay this location a visit.
Once he arrived at the shipreck exhibit, he became extremly surprised as he spotted what looked to be a golden queen of hearts lying on one of the ships many decks. At that very moment his heart began to beat UBER!fast and he knocked all the people in his way over, jumped over the red, swingy thing the employees placed infront of the boat to keep the germified tourists from touching things they weren't supposed to be touching, climbed up the wall of the ship using only his hands and feet, and snatched the card before falling down and getting a boo-boo.
Crying out in pain, the poor little torch yelled out for his mommy before finally being dragged away by the security guards, who took away his pretty golden card. :'( The queen was not a very happy person when Bob came to her birthday empty handed, but once he explained the whole story she forgave him and everyone lived happily ever after.
THE END!!!
