They're awesome. We did the Land & Sea, so the cruise was only 4 days. But it was a lot of fun. The first time it wasn't at much fun because I wasn't old enough to go to the Teen Club, but the Oceaneers Lab was just too young for me (like I was more mature tahn half the people there). Aloft was fun, and if you really are bored in the middle of the afternoon (which really you shouldn't be ;]) the counsellors will find soemthing to do with you. I learned a few card games thanks to Gez.
The food is spectacular, the shows are amazing (Disney Dreams is my favorite, I've never seen Hercules: The Muse-ical), and there's always so much to do. Castaway Cay is beautiful as well.
The commercials are cheesy.
But they're not really childish.
Aloft's activities for the most part are like trivia games (pretty much completely not related to Disney whatsoever, anytime there was supposed to be something Disney going on they kind of ... ignored it? xD).
There's also a trivia game show at night, called Who Wants to be a Mouseketeer.
I owned at it.
I lost though on a resort question, they were asking something weird like what resort is modeled after..
And it was like OKW, and I've never learned anything about it.
I didn't see too many little kids actually. There were some, but it's not as obvious as it is at the parks. I mean at the parks you see like 5 month olds who don't even speak yet crying their heads off from the heat.
Actually, for the adults there is an adults only pool, two or three night clubs, a spa, and several other things.
I got really disturbed when I was at Disneyland.
I saw this lady holding her 6 week old baby, in the heat, crying.
She was talking about how she forgot to feed it that morning, so she gave it a bottle before going on the star wars ride.
SHE TOOK HER BABY ON THE STAR WARS RIDE!?
That disturbed me.. so much.
Then the husband came along (as if it wasn't already worse) and grabbed the baby with 1 hand and didn't hold the baby's head up, just let the baby's head sag down to its shoulders..
Ugh.
I hate it when people bring babies to the parks.
Yes, I'm sure you're there to enjoy yourselves, but really, the babies don't need to be out in the heat and going on rides.
Wait, save your money, and go when the child will actually remember meeting Mickey.
Yeah,
I hate how many strollers I see at the park.
I mean, yes thats what Walt's dream was, something for the whole family.
BUT.
3 month old babies!?
Come on...
That's just a hassle now...
It really is. I hate the strollers. People try to run over me with them. People try to steal my spot for a parade with them. People leave them in random spots.
I hate people, who wait 4 minutes before a parade to find a spot and then expect me, a person who has been waiting at from 1 hour to 2hours in my spot, to move so their kid can see and get their icky chocolate ice cream all over me.
I don't freaking think so.
Ugh, I hate that too.
I was watching the fireworks and silently crying (because it was so beautiful and I knew we would soon leave)
THEN,
These people came and bumped me out of my spot because they had a "mental" infant.
Uhm,
Its an infant what difference does it make?
It didnt look like it was mental and even if it was.. HELLO INFANT.
OR.
When I went it was bat weekend..and people dressed up in spandex black..and other crazy stuff..it was creepy , but I was okay with it, it was disney just having a great time..then I saw little kids dressed up in black metal chain pumps..
and...
7 year olds wearing push up bras
and..
infants wearing make- up
Yes.
Black sparkly spandex.
They didn't look comfortable,
especially when people came off splash mountain...
it was all wedged up in between their butt..
It made me laugh so hard at them.
It just drives me insane when people bump me out of the way. During Cinderellabration these people with their little kids kept on walking in front of me and I couldn't see anything.
I hate it when people dress up their kids. And put their infants in bikini's.
Come on.
They're not even a toddler yet and you've got them in bikini's -.-