Animal Cracker Kingdom!

[wheezy]

Recently i have heard that disney has boughten all the rights to making and distibuting animal crackers. This would lead to their main plan of putting a new land into animal kingdom...ANIMAL CRACKER LAND USA! It would be located where safari village (discovery island) is now and replace the tree of life with a giant animal cracker box! They would soon begin to sell all their food and food contracts to buy tons of animal crackers to sell at animal kingdom. This would then lead to the construction of a new major ride... A GIANT FLYING DONKEY SAUCER MOBIL WITH FANCY BLUE FINS!!!!!!


To sum it up, eating too many animal crackers will give you bad dreams...

 

[hedgehogcs]

You know, I think I read somewhere that the animal crackers that were supposed to be shaped like turkeys were actually shaped more like emus!!!

(Where is Oliver Stone when you need him?)