...And Then Scotty Happened. A Hawaiian Adventure (CHAPTER 32 Added 5/23--THE END)

I think Rob has a "rim shot" smiley that would work well here.

Here ya’ go…
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But we're not going to Chicago.

I know… that was a couple TRs back.
But you gott’a acknowledge the similarity evoked by your phrasing there.


Maybe they're waiting for Lo'ihi to surface so they can put the parking lot there.

Hadn’t considered that till now.
That works both at the level of excuse and as a plausible governmental long term infrastructure plan.


And I thought Santa just wanted us to stay warm over the winter.

I knew better. When I was a young’en…
We didn’t have a fireplace.


Water? Who needs water? Water is for cowards! Water makes you weak! Water is for washing blood off that uniform, and you don't get no blood on my uniform. Boy, you must be outside your mind!

You quote that one fairly often.
I probably need to watch it some time.


Hey, I heard Eli Manning tried to send you a text message the other day, but it got intercepted.

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Mark, I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry. I could have sworn I responded to this and I don't see it (and I lost internet service and couldn't post from my phone because it's a pain in the you know what).

No problem, Kathy! Always happy when you can drop in.

A wonderful update, fun pictures, and yet another beautiful family picture.

:thanks:

Here ya’ go…
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Perfect. I knew I could count on you.

I know… that was a couple TRs back.
But you gott’a acknowledge the similarity evoked by your phrasing there.

::yes:: I can see the similarity.

Hadn’t considered that till now.
That works both at the level of excuse and as a plausible governmental long term infrastructure plan.

I've obviously been part of the bureaucracy for way too long.

I knew better. When I was a young’en…
We didn’t have a fireplace.

D'oh.


You quote that one fairly often.
I probably need to watch it some time.

Good movie. Some inevitable sports-movie clichés, but it's worth watching.


Ok, I probably deserved that.
 
you can see a couple of hikers down on the trail in the bottom right side of this picture.

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Ah yes, I did this hike when I was young and stupid. Probably one of the worst sunburns that I ever got in my life!

We were hiking the 0.5-mile Devastation Trail instead. It’s an easy walk, and a stark demonstration of the power of the volcano.

That's a cool hike too!

According to the map we were given at the visitor center, this particular lava flow occurred in 2003. This means that in the picture below, Julie, Sarah and I are all sitting on ground that is younger than we are.

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Very cool! Nice family picture! Did you use this one for your Christmas cards?

I had planned on taking a different route away from the coast, so I went ahead to scout the road and…uh-oh.

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:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl:

But hey, at least we have no snacks in the car!

Nice!

I also used the opportunity to send Julie to buy snacks while I snuck over to the other shop to buy a very classy Christmas gift or two for her.

I love those Tiki cups! I want a set for my Tiki Bar!
 

Finally had a chance to catch up on this report.

Nice updates and good job on the planning there captain. No snacks and a pregnant wife... Bad combination.

I can't wait to see if you make it out alive. BTW, haven't heard any updates about Dave recently....
 
Yo, Mark!
I ran across something today that I thought might interest you…



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Not the same manufacturer to be sure but our official taste test has dub these bad boys to be addictively tasty and we will be making side trips to acquire more in the future.
 
Ah yes, I did this hike when I was young and stupid. Probably one of the worst sunburns that I ever got in my life!

I can imagine this would be a tough one for those of us with fair skin.

That's a cool hike too!

And much easier! :thumbsup2

Very cool! Nice family picture! Did you use this one for your Christmas cards?

We did! We ended up using this one and the one of us on top of Diamond Head.

I love those Tiki cups! I want a set for my Tiki Bar!


You can always count on DIS-folks to hook you up!
 
Finally had a chance to catch up on this report.

Crap.

Uh, I mean, welcome back!:thumbsup2

Nice updates and good job on the planning there captain. No snacks and a pregnant wife... Bad combination.

I can't wait to see if you make it out alive. BTW, haven't heard any updates about Dave recently....

That's probably due to negligence more than anything.

Yo, Mark!
I ran across something today that I thought might interest you…



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Not the same manufacturer to be sure but our official taste test has dub these bad boys to be addictively tasty and we will be making side trips to acquire more in the future.

Very interesting! I haven't seen these in stores, but maybe I haven't been looking hard enough. Who's the manufacturer?
 
Very interesting! I haven't seen these in stores, but maybe I haven't been looking hard enough. Who's the manufacturer?

I didn’t find them in a grocery store either. We were at a chain store called “World Market”. It’s an odd cross between a Pier-1 Imports and a bodega. Rummaging around the food section is a whole lot like hitting the shops in the World Showcase at Epcot. We drop in there from time to time to pick up a few European and Asian snacks and nibbles that we’ve come to enjoy over time. They also have a varying array of small scale and imported teas, coffees and soft drinks that we’ll test out as well. Oh, and craft beers too. When I mentioned the Maui chips to Tamara, she remembered seeing something like them up there, so we stopped in this weekend for some experimental drinks, munchies and what not. Found that the onion chips did indeed exist on their shelves; tasty critters they.

As for the manufacturer, I actually researched that a bit to figure out what was going on. Turns out that these are produced by a division of a main land conglomerate called Pinnacle Foods (which also owns Birdseye and Vlasic among other things). I looked up the originals that y’all actually got out on the isles and learned, much to my surprise, that they are owned by Frito-Lays. That fact makes me wonder why these aren’t available elsewhere. I notice though that kettle type chips are becoming more prevalent (a good thing) and since this flavor combo is apparently starting to make appearances even on our coast, we might just see such showing up in the mega-marts in the near future.
 
I didn’t find them in a grocery store either. We were at a chain store called “World Market”. It’s an odd cross between a Pier-1 Imports and a bodega. Rummaging around the food section is a whole lot like hitting the shops in the World Showcase at Epcot. We drop in there from time to time to pick up a few European and Asian snacks and nibbles that we’ve come to enjoy over time. They also have a varying array of small scale and imported teas, coffees and soft drinks that we’ll test out as well. Oh, and craft beers too. When I mentioned the Maui chips to Tamara, she remembered seeing something like them up there, so we stopped in this weekend for some experimental drinks, munchies and what not. Found that the onion chips did indeed exist on their shelves; tasty critters they.

As for the manufacturer, I actually researched that a bit to figure out what was going on. Turns out that these are produced by a division of a main land conglomerate called Pinnacle Foods (which also owns Birdseye and Vlasic among other things). I looked up the originals that y’all actually got out on the isles and learned, much to my surprise, that they are owned by Frito-Lays. That fact makes me wonder why these aren’t available elsewhere. I notice though that kettle type chips are becoming more prevalent (a good thing) and since this flavor combo is apparently starting to make appearances even on our coast, we might just see such showing up in the mega-marts in the near future.

I haven't heard of "World Market" either, so I wonder if my chances of getting my hands on these is still slim. I'll have to keep my eyes out, especially at our Costco.

Julie and Mark, A Blessing on Your Home!

And may the delivery be easy and soon!

Thanks Randall! No news, but hopefully that will change soon.
 
Baby Update: Nothing happening yet. We were on the wait list to go into the hospital this morning for an induction, but there were no beds available. It’s possible we could get a call to come in this afternoon or evening, or we could just have to wait some more. It’s never fun to wait, but it’s also not a process we have any control over. Hopefully we’ll have more exciting news soon.

In the meantime, I’ll try and squeeze in an update, since I’m sure you’re all waiting on the edge of your seats to see the next chapter.

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Because we gave ourselves the least amount of time to explore the biggest island, we had more driving to do. With a strong onion smell on our breath, we piled into the rental car and left the park, driving down the mountain and 30 miles north to the town of Hilo. And then we drove another 13 miles or so, because the next destination was north of town: Akaka Falls State Park (be careful how you pronounce that in Spanish-speaking communities).

This park is located on the northeast side of the island, which is the windward (rainy) side. The lush tropical forests are a big change from the barren volcanic landscapes to the south. But the common thread tying them together is the entry fee. In this case, it was $5 per car. A few cheapskates attempted to bypass the car fee by parking on the shoulder just outside the park entrance.

Ok, fine, that was us. But they also have a sneaky $1 fee per pedestrian, so we still ended up forking over $5 to get in.

Surely there is some gorgeous scenery in this park worthy of said entry fee? Of course there is. This is Hawaii. And stop calling me Shirley. In any case, we have our priorities, meant a bathroom stop before we could get out on the trail. And there we discovered that toilet paper is apparently a highly-prized treasure in these parts. I'm willing to bet Liesa understands this more than most.

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There’s a loop trail that starts right at the parking lot. If you go to the right, it’s about a half-mile hike through the rain forest and bamboo before you get to the main event—the 442’ Akaka Falls. If you go to the left, you can bypass most of the trail and head straight to the waterfall. Because we hadn’t done enough walking yet, we went to the right.

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The trail was a nice walk. There’s a stream coursing through the bamboo forest, and you have the chance to see Hawaiian flowers and birds here and there. There’s also a 250’ waterfall nearby that you kinda-sorta get a glimpse of, but not well enough to make it worth posting the photos. After seeing these minor sights, we descended some stairs and were greeted with this:

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It’s hard to convey the sheer size of this in a photo because you lose the sense of scale, but trust me when I say this massive. We tried getting some family shots in front of the falls, but it was tough fitting both the people and the falls into the frame.

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I took this picture with my iPod, and it turned out to be my favorite one. Isn’t this just beautiful?

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And yes, the falls are pretty too.

We finished taking pictures and shamelessly sucking up for brownie points and got back into the car, driving back to Hilo. It was about 4:30 p.m. or so, and the snacks had long since worn off, making us ready for our first real meal of the day.

Hilo is not a town that makes a good first impression. The buildings and storefronts along the main highway looked very run-down, and there was a general sense of depression about it. That might have been aided by the cloudy, rainy skies. However, in my research, I’d found a place I’d wanted to try out for dinner. I’ll post the name here and leave you to puzzle out why it might have caught my eye:

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The Hilo Burger Joint was highly recommended in the guide book. As you may have been able to guess, it’s a dive. Sorry, I guess I should have waited until you were sitting down to reveal that. They serve 100% fresh Big Island beef (never frozen) burgers with all sorts of interesting combinations of toppings. Instead of having crayons and coloring sheets for the kids to keep them occupied while your meal is being cooked, they had several board games on a shelf by the door.

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Julie ordered the Nacho Burger (nacho cheese, black beans, tortilla chips, sour cream, salsa) while I went with the Southern BBQ burger (bacon, cheddar, onion rings, BBQ sauce). This narrowly won out over Le Burger Cordon Bleu (brie cheese, Canadian “bacon”, Dijon mustard).

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I know the picture doesn’t look like much, but these were fantastic. I think it basically proved once again that fresh ingredients make the best meals, because the beef really tasted great. Just thinking about the meal has me getting hungry again. This was one of the best meals of the trip.

Of course, having starved ourselves all day may have had something to do with it as well.

We had one more stop on the day’s agenda: Hawaii Volcanoes National Park. In a rarity for our road trips, we were completely doubling back on our driving route. The waterfall and burger joint had served not only as worthwhile stops on the tour, but also helped to kill time as we waited for that typical vacation cliché: sunset in Hawaii.

This was going to be a different sunset, however. We weren’t interested in watching the sky. And it’s a good thing, too, because cloud cover obscured the view to the west anyway.

We drove 30 miles up the mountain back to the park, entered the gates and made a beeline for the Jaggar Museum overlook at Kilauea Crater. If we couldn’t see an actual live lava flow, then we were going to try and see the next best thing: natural light from a lava cauldron. Julie had lugged the tripod 6,000 miles from home just for this evening. We made our way from the parking lot and tried to find a spot on the wall. A few hundred other folks had apparently had the same idea. Fortunately, we beat enough of them there that we were able to have an unobstructed view. We put the kids in front of the tripod so as to try and use as little space as possible. Then we waited.

You might recall the day we drove to the top of Haleakala mountain on Maui. Like any good vacation planner, I’d read about the severe changes in temperature as you ascend, and made sure we packed jeans and sweatshirts to stay warm. I gave myself a nice pat on the back for being such a brilliant guy.

Unfortunately, I’d failed to make the mental connection between mountains and realize that Kilauea is also about 4,500 feet above sea level, give or take, and may get cool in the evenings as well. We looked around and saw hundreds of people who’d come prepared with long sleeves and jackets. And five idiots standing around in their shorts and t-shirts. The cloudy skies and light drizzle combined with a light breeze didn’t help, either.

In spite of our discomfort, we stuck it out, because this wasn’t something you get to see every day. Eventually it started to get dark. So I’ll just shut up now and post pictures.

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Was it worth it? Some of you might think it’s just a glowing light, so it’s not worth getting too excited about. I can only report on our experience, and we found it mesmerizing. The longer we waited, the brighter it got. Knowing there was an open pit of lava just a few hundred feet away, and thinking of the natural forces going on beneath our feet made for an eerie mood at the overlook. It was as close as we could get to witnessing the creation of new earth. All of us were grateful to have spent the evening there. Your mileage may vary.

The mileage that didn’t vary? The long, long, looooong drive back to Kona that night. 2.5 hours, 100 miles, mostly on a winding 2-lane road. We didn’t get back to the condo until after 10:00 p.m. We climbed out of the car, piled into the elevator, staggered down the hall, opened the room, and collaps-----ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Coming Up Next: We need coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. With a little Hawaiian history thrown in. And then we’re off to another island!
 
You can always count on DIS-folks to hook you up!

Thanks! But at $34.95, I'll just wait until we go there! Then they will be more like $3,495! :lmao:

I haven't heard of "World Market" either, so I wonder if my chances of getting my hands on these is still slim. I'll have to keep my eyes out, especially at our Costco.

They call them "Cost Plus World Market" out here. Frito Lay came out with a line of kettle cooked chips about a year or year and a half ago. We usually buy the "original" flavor, but I believe that they sell the Maui Onion flavor in markets throughout California, I would think that they had them nationwide. :confused3

Baby Update: Nothing happening yet. We were on the wait list to go into the hospital this morning for an induction, but there were no beds available. It’s possible we could get a call to come in this afternoon or evening, or we could just have to wait some more. It’s never fun to wait, but it’s also not a process we have any control over. Hopefully we’ll have more exciting news soon.

I hope something happens soon! I'm sure Julie could use the relief!

I took this picture with my iPod, and it turned out to be my favorite one. Isn’t this just beautiful?

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And yes, the falls are pretty too.

Very beautiful!


OMG! This place just went on the list for our day in Hilo on our "someday" Hawaii trip! I looked at the menu and wanted at least five of the burgers on there!


Very cool!
 
So what caught my eye was the wine, beer, spirits, and joint all in one sign. :rotfl2: What caught your eye was undoubtedly "BURGER". :rotfl: I don't know how you all went that long on Onion chips and danish, or whatever the heck you guys rummaged up. I would have been :faint:

Wow - that crater. Just amazing. I am sure that was a spectacular site, especially considering the context you described it in. Awe inspiring for sure.

What a great day. Are you sure there weren't just a few ZZZZZzzzz's on the way home? (thankfully not from you). :drive:

Oh - and boo to the baby day getting moved back. The waiting at the end IS the hardest part.
 
Baby Update: Nothing happening yet. We were on the wait list to go into the hospital this morning for an induction, but there were no beds available. It’s possible we could get a call to come in this afternoon or evening, or we could just have to wait some more. It’s never fun to wait, but it’s also not a process we have any control over. Hopefully we’ll have more exciting news soon.

In the meantime, I’ll try and squeeze in an update, since I’m sure you’re all waiting on the edge of your seats to see the next chapter.

Hoping for baby news soon.
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Because we gave ourselves the least amount of time to explore the biggest island, we had more driving to do. With a strong onion smell on our breath, we piled into the rental car and left the park, driving down the mountain and 30 miles north to the town of Hilo. And then we drove another 13 miles or so, because the next destination was north of town: Akaka Falls State Park (be careful how you pronounce that in Spanish-speaking communities).

This park is located on the northeast side of the island, which is the windward (rainy) side. The lush tropical forests are a big change from the barren volcanic landscapes to the south. But the common thread tying them together is the entry fee. In this case, it was $5 per car. A few cheapskates attempted to bypass the car fee by parking on the shoulder just outside the park entrance.

Ok, fine, that was us. But they also have a sneaky $1 fee per pedestrian, so we still ended up forking over $5 to get in.

Surely there is some gorgeous scenery in this park worthy of said entry fee? Of course there is. This is Hawaii. And stop calling me Shirley. In any case, we have our priorities, meant a bathroom stop before we could get out on the trail. And there we discovered that toilet paper is apparently a highly-prized treasure in these parts. I'm willing to bet Liesa understands this more than most.

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:lmao::lmao::lmao:That is too funny.

There’s a loop trail that starts right at the parking lot. If you go to the right, it’s about a half-mile hike through the rain forest and bamboo before you get to the main event—the 442’ Akaka Falls. If you go to the left, you can bypass most of the trail and head straight to the waterfall. Because we hadn’t done enough walking yet, we went to the right.

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Sure...making the pregnant hungry lady go the longer route again.

The trail was a nice walk. There’s a stream coursing through the bamboo forest, and you have the chance to see Hawaiian flowers and birds here and there. There’s also a 250’ waterfall nearby that you kinda-sorta get a glimpse of, but not well enough to make it worth posting the photos. After seeing these minor sights, we descended some stairs and were greeted with this:

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It’s hard to convey the sheer size of this in a photo because you lose the sense of scale, but trust me when I say this massive. We tried getting some family shots in front of the falls, but it was tough fitting both the people and the falls into the frame.

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Very nice.

I took this picture with my iPod, and it turned out to be my favorite one. Isn’t this just beautiful?

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And yes, the falls are pretty too.

Eh...the falls are okay; but there is nothing as beautiful as a pregnant woman. :)

We finished taking pictures and shamelessly sucking up for brownie points and got back into the car, driving back to Hilo. It was about 4:30 p.m. or so, and the snacks had long since worn off, making us ready for our first real meal of the day.

Hilo is not a town that makes a good first impression. The buildings and storefronts along the main highway looked very run-down, and there was a general sense of depression about it. That might have been aided by the cloudy, rainy skies. However, in my research, I’d found a place I’d wanted to try out for dinner. I’ll post the name here and leave you to puzzle out why it might have caught my eye:

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BURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Hilo Burger Joint was highly recommended in the guide book. As you may have been able to guess, it’s a dive. Sorry, I guess I should have waited until you were sitting down to reveal that. They serve 100% fresh Big Island beef (never frozen) burgers with all sorts of interesting combinations of toppings. Instead of having crayons and coloring sheets for the kids to keep them occupied while your meal is being cooked, they had several board games on a shelf by the door.

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Now I like that idea.

Julie ordered the Nacho Burger (nacho cheese, black beans, tortilla chips, sour cream, salsa) while I went with the Southern BBQ burger (bacon, cheddar, onion rings, BBQ sauce). This narrowly won out over Le Burger Cordon Bleu (brie cheese, Canadian “bacon”, Dijon mustard).

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I know the picture doesn’t look like much, but these were fantastic. I think it basically proved once again that fresh ingredients make the best meals, because the beef really tasted great. Just thinking about the meal has me getting hungry again. This was one of the best meals of the trip.

All I had for dinner tonight was soup...one because it warmed me up on this frigid day and two because Mark is getting sick and that's all he wanted.

Of course, having starved ourselves all day may have had something to do with it as well.

We had one more stop on the day’s agenda: Hawaii Volcanoes National Park. In a rarity for our road trips, we were completely doubling back on our driving route. The waterfall and burger joint had served not only as worthwhile stops on the tour, but also helped to kill time as we waited for that typical vacation cliché: sunset in Hawaii.

This was going to be a different sunset, however. We weren’t interested in watching the sky. And it’s a good thing, too, because cloud cover obscured the view to the west anyway.

We drove 30 miles up the mountain back to the park, entered the gates and made a beeline for the Jaggar Museum overlook at Kilauea Crater. If we couldn’t see an actual live lava flow, then we were going to try and see the next best thing: natural light from a lava cauldron. Julie had lugged the tripod 6,000 miles from home just for this evening. We made our way from the parking lot and tried to find a spot on the wall. A few hundred other folks had apparently had the same idea. Fortunately, we beat enough of them there that we were able to have an unobstructed view. We put the kids in front of the tripod so as to try and use as little space as possible. Then we waited.

You might recall the day we drove to the top of Haleakala mountain on Maui. Like any good vacation planner, I’d read about the severe changes in temperature as you ascend, and made sure we packed jeans and sweatshirts to stay warm. I gave myself a nice pat on the back for being such a brilliant guy.

Unfortunately, I’d failed to make the mental connection between mountains and realize that Kilauea is also about 4,500 feet above sea level, give or take, and may get cool in the evenings as well. We looked around and saw hundreds of people who’d come prepared with long sleeves and jackets. And five idiots standing around in their shorts and t-shirts. The cloudy skies and light drizzle combined with a light breeze didn’t help, either.

In spite of our discomfort, we stuck it out, because this wasn’t something you get to see every day. Eventually it started to get dark. So I’ll just shut up now and post pictures.

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Thank you for shutting up...those are great pictures.

Was it worth it? Some of you might think it’s just a glowing light, so it’s not worth getting too excited about. I can only report on our experience, and we found it mesmerizing. The longer we waited, the brighter it got. Knowing there was an open pit of lava just a few hundred feet away, and thinking of the natural forces going on beneath our feet made for an eerie mood at the overlook. It was as close as we could get to witnessing the creation of new earth. All of us were grateful to have spent the evening there. Your mileage may vary.

The mileage that didn’t vary? The long, long, looooong drive back to Kona that night. 2.5 hours, 100 miles, mostly on a winding 2-lane road. We didn’t get back to the condo until after 10:00 p.m. We climbed out of the car, piled into the elevator, staggered down the hall, opened the room, and collaps-----ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Coming Up Next: We need coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. With a little Hawaiian history thrown in. And then we’re off to another island!

If we ever get back to Hawaii, I would love to go and see that. Although I really could do without those winding 2-lane roads.

Coffee? I'm in for that for sure.
 
Great update. Other than the temporary starvation, looks like a very cool day. Beautiful waterfall and that sunset lava light was really neat. (Not to mention tasty burgers!) Makes me wish we were going to more than Oahu on our trip. Someday!

Best wishes for the induction, whenever you get the call!
 
Because we gave ourselves the least amount of time to explore the biggest island…

Well it seemed like a good idea while you were planning it out at least.


With a strong onion smell on our breath, we piled into the rental car…

Those kettle chips never stood a chance.


And then we drove another 13 miles or so, because the next destination was north of town: Akaka Falls State Park
(be careful how you pronounce that in Spanish-speaking communities).

¿Justo lo que estás tratando de insinuar aquí?


But the common thread tying them together is the entry fee. In this case, it was $5 per car. A few cheapskates attempted to bypass the car fee by parking on the shoulder just outside the park entrance.

Ok, fine, that was us. But they also have a sneaky $1 fee per pedestrian, so we still ended up forking over $5 to get in.

So when you go back as a family of six, just pay to park the car inside the park and you’ll save a buck.


Surely there is some gorgeous scenery in this park worthy of said entry fee? Of course there is. This is Hawaii.

Heck, even a pile of dog poo is exotic when you step in it on a Hawaiian Isle.


And stop calling me Shirley.

OK, but I just want you to know that we’re all counting on you.


And there we discovered that toilet paper is apparently a highly-prized treasure in these parts.

One man’s trash…


I took this picture with my iPod, and it turned out to be my favorite one. Isn’t this just beautiful?


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And yes, the falls are pretty too.

I see what you did there…
(and I approve)


We finished taking pictures and shamelessly sucking up for brownie points…

Never miss an opportunity to be shameless


Hilo is not a town that makes a good first impression.

Losing your main industry will do that.


…in my research, I’d found a place I’d wanted to try out for dinner. I’ll post the name here and leave you to puzzle out why it might have caught my eye:

The Hilo Burger Joint

A three word puzzle huh?
Let’s see…

A: A slightly rundown town
B: Mark’s main form of sustenance
C: the thing that’s got everyone traveling to Colorado all of a sudden.

Now which one would most interest the Captain?
Yep… that’s a tough one.


Instead of having crayons and coloring sheets for the kids to keep them occupied while your meal is being cooked, they had several board games on a shelf by the door.

OK… that’s cool.
And I bet that watching any of the folks who chose option-C as the answer to you last puzzle while they attempt to play one of those games might be highly entertaining.


Julie ordered the Nacho Burger (nacho cheese, black beans, tortilla chips, sour cream, salsa)

Sounds good…
(Hard to foul up a burger though)


while I went with the Southern BBQ burger (bacon, cheddar, onion rings, BBQ sauce).

Also… depending on the caliber of the Q-sauce.


This narrowly won out over Le Burger Cordon Bleu (brie cheese, Canadian “bacon”, Dijon mustard).

Had it been real bacon and a stronger cheese, there’d have been no contest.


This was one of the best meals of the trip.
Of course, having starved ourselves all day may have had something to do with it as well.

Ya’ think?


You might recall the day we drove to the top of Haleakala mountain on Maui. Like any good vacation planner, I’d read about the severe changes in temperature as you ascend, and made sure we packed jeans and sweatshirts to stay warm. I gave myself a nice pat on the back for being such a brilliant guy.

Your about to pay for that bit of hubris arent’ you?


Unfortunately, I’d failed to make the mental connection between mountains and realize that Kilauea is also about 4,500 feet above sea level, give or take, and may get cool in the evenings as well.

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So I’ll just shut up now and post pictures.


A selfless act of public service if ever I’ve encountered one.

(Nice images by the way)


Was it worth it?

Silly question.

Every experience that becomes a great story was worth it.
(unless you didn’t survive to tell the story, but I digress)
 
But the common thread tying them together is the entry fee. In this case, it was $5 per car. A few cheapskates attempted to bypass the car fee by parking on the shoulder just outside the park entrance.

Ok, fine, that was us. But they also have a sneaky $1 fee per pedestrian, so we still ended up forking over $5 to get in.

I have extensive training in cost/benefit analysis, both at the undergraduate and post-graduate level, and the situation you describe here is what they term "break-even", from a financial standpoint. Only you didn't get the benefit of parking close, so ah, yeah, it was a suboptimal choice. Next, would you like to learn about "sunk costs"?

Hilo is not a town that makes a good first impression.

I'm sorry, I don't do impressions....my training is in Psychiatry.

I’ll post the name here and leave you to puzzle out why it might have caught my eye

Sounds painful.


Beautiful! I'll bet that was awesome to see.

Coming Up Next: We need coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. With a little Hawaiian history thrown in.

Hmmm, let's see...you're staying in Kona, right?
 



















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