GRUMPY PIRATE
First rule, always!!
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Isn't that what Cap'n Jack Sparrow had to do to get off the island?
What Island?

Isn't that what Cap'n Jack Sparrow had to do to get off the island?
To which I would add:
Ladies. If you are going to wear a sundress that is so tight and short that you apparently borrowed it from your grade school age daughter walking with you, please keep downwind and below eye level of the rest of us. Especially if you eschew panties. NONE of us needed the free show as you walked up that slight incline. And I'm sure your dd was none too thrilled at the snickers and commentary the show elicited from the people around you.
I'd like to add to this discussion. Please ladies, no matter how tempting it seems, please do not put the little round, free Mickey stickers in the two strategic areas of your chest. It isn't funny and it looks really stupid and tacky.
I can't tell you how many times I've seen this and it is usually on rather well endowed ladies. Gross!
wow, spoilsport!!!!!![]()
Wow! You guys are no fun, now I have to go repack![]()
And why do people think that wearing see-through nighties to the food court in the morning when filling your coffee mug is okay?
I beg your pardon??!!?
Women in see through nightwear? In the food court?
Good grief.
I beg your pardon??!!?
Women in see through nightwear? In the food court?
Good grief.
Where are all the pictures?
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I've got one!
Gentlemen, if you would like to change out of your bathing suit and into your shorts at Blizzard Beach, please do so in the bathroom, not in front of your locker. I saw one man trying to do this a few years ago, and in his rush he got his foot caught in the wet bathing suit and fell to the ground on his back. Naked from the waist down.
Thankfully, he was as hairy as the Yeti, so no one could really see anything. Seriously, I could have braided his shoulder hair.