An Inconvenient Truth: happyhaunt Style! (New... pg. 113!)

[ZZUB]

We are the thrifty, competitive, stuck in Frontierland, gourmand happyhaunts.

Good use of the correct term.

"ROLLEN SIE GEZEITEN bedeuten es!!!" . . . That translates: Roll Tide, mean it! If anyone cares.

I do. Mike Shula, not so much. Michael Richards not at all.

And, yet, I BROUGHT THE THUNDER!

I brought the thunder once. Twice, actually. Oh who am I kidding? I'm ALWAYS with the thunder. Except we call it unleashing the power.

Except the real ZZUB. Who is probably doubled over in disgust at this very minute.

Actually, I'm trippled over in disgust. How many times must I say it? I'm balding. Not bald. I have plenty of hair. Not just on my arms and chest and legs either.

You are now banished to the land where Ashclan lives.

And it aint pretty there. All the women look like Al Franken and all the men look like Helen Thomas.

But other than that, we're glad you've returned.

 

[Ginamarie]

Mellllly!

I was holding my breath between entries. I didn't make it though. This time.

Glad you're back though!!

 

[jamal]

Melly!!! Welcome back from Caregiving pergatory.

Ya know, I think you've convinced me to Biergarten next trip! Shrek can cut a rug and I love beer. We both love embarrassing our children and talking to strangers. Sold!!! Since it will be our first Epcot resort stay, I need to expand our dining horizons. Now I just have to decide betweeen BW and BC.

Besides, I've never seen weiner salad and, well, you only live once!!!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

HEY MELLLLLYYYYYY!!!
Glad you're back.
I am back as well.
From the honeymoon.

Guess what I got?
I got a dream.
Know what it was?

A private tour of the Haunted Mansion.
With Shawn.
Complete with Honorary Care Taker card. At the end. Of the tour.
heh heh

 

[S.Poppins]

Okay, UtahMama has mentioned you so much I decided it was time to come over and visit. I just started on page 1 so I have some catching up to do. But if this is like the other great TRs I will have plenty of time in between installments to catch up!! Which is good, it kind of cuts down on the wait time! Looking forward to a great read!

 

[S.Poppins]

Because I always end up stripping down to practically my socks. Why? Don't know. I set the freakin' metal detector off 3 out of 5 times. I'm just blessed. I guess. This time it was my belt. Hurrah. They even send the stroller through the X ray. Funnily enough... THE KNIFE in my DVC bag went through perfectly fine. At least on the way to Orlando. Different story on the way home. Wait for THAT. I'll fill you in... in the last chapter of this tale. Probably about six months from now. Heh, heh.

Okay, I just read this part (told you I had a lot of reading to do) this made me laugh, not only because it is funny, but because 6 months was pretty close!

 

[S.Poppins]

Okay, I couldn't help myself and skipped forward a little and read you last installment (I was trying to see if I could see which day you are on in the TR). The suspense is killing me! When I go back and finish reading the whole TR - do we actually get to see whole pics of your bride? Or is he like that Wilson guy on Home Improvement and we never see his face? This trip report is a trip so far!

 

[jakenjess]

I'm so glad you're back! Great installment!

 

[Frickles]

This is me saying good-bye to ZZUB:

Except... it's NOT ZZUB.

But... who cares?!

Except the real ZZUB. Who is probably doubled over in disgust at this very minute.

Heh heh.

I'm ded!!! I'm even deder about the fact that your DH was standing there taking the picture of you kissing up on Zzub's cheekie!

Glad you are back Mel!!!!

 

[AshClan]

Okay, I admit it. YOUR ZZUB is a little better looking than MY ZZUB. But I'm happy that the real one has sent you to live in my land. Because it's been kinda lonely over here.

Welcome back! Hope everyone in your life is finally mended and healthy. There has been way too much sickness in DISland over the past few weeks. Everyone: STOP licking your keyboards! Seriously!!

Mel, as usual, this was a great installment. I have always shied away from the Biergarten, partly because of the "eating with strangers" thing. You have shown me that you just have to have the right attitude! (And lots of booze!!)

Thanks for brightening my morning!!!

 

[DJR]

To find that our wonderful tablemates had ordered a round of SHOOTERS. For us all. Yummy! They were called: Jagermeister.

Tasted pretty good. And went straight to your head.

Yeah, Jager bombs! Good stuff.. but dangerous

Welcome back. And only 1 vomit reference...good work!

 

[PaulDavid's mom]

Glad you're back!

 

[Perrier]

OMG!!!!! Soooooooooooo glad you're back! Now sneaking on the DIS while I'm suppose to be working has real meaning. Again.

 

[jeriber]

YAY!! So glad you're back.
Love your TR

 

[MyTalula]

Swell Mel is back with a great update!!! Me thinks I will rename you to Swilly Milly though.... Since you on your 2nd visit of drinking and dancing at Biergarten.... during one trippie.

 

[LaLa]

This is me saying good-bye to ZZUB:

I. AM. SO. DED.

Okay, I just had to quote that picture again. The facial expressions just kill me. Cause I can't tell whether your stand in ZZUB is terrified or diggin' it. Look at the eyes. Maybe a little of both. And Frickles is right. The fact that MellyMan obviously took that is just...well, I'm ded.

Glad you're back, you crazy Canadian.

We all miss you!

Four right back atcha, my girl.

 

[HaleyB]

Melly and Zubbie wubbie! On the same page even.

Only this. Zzub would not have bought you drinks. I don't think. He is a bit tight. Just sayin.

 

[pumba]

we always have a great time in Biergarten.......I am not overly fond of sausages but the rest of the food is awesome..........HEY we went last May and they were out of Pretzel bread too.......well we now have ressies for Le Cellier in two weeks and I am going to eat alot of it.....hubby made sure we had ressies in April next year too....
Thanks for your great report and letting me laugh with you all

 

[Shelby5514]

Melly! Good to see ya! Jaegermeister ROCKS!

 

[mlill]

Glad you're back! The TR board is just not the same without you. Sorry your family had the flu - hope everyone's feeling better! Your last installment really cracked me up! It almost makes me want to try Biergarten... almost. After one big beer I'd be toast. Forget the shooters! I guess for now I'll just have to live vicariously thru your trippies!

Happy Holidays!
-Michelle

P.S. I'm glad to see the camera was behaving better - you're not all pixelated anymore! LOL!