An Atheist and a Bear.......

[pumba]

An atheist was walking through the woods one day, admiring all that
> evolution had created. Suddenly he heard a rustling in the bushes behind
> him. Turning to look, he saw an 8 foot grizzly bear beginning to charge
> toward him.
>
> He ran as fast as he could down the path. He looked over his shoulder and
> saw that the bear was rapidly closing on him
>
> Running faster yet, he looked again and the bear was even closer. His
> heart was pounding in his chest. He tried to run faster. But alas, he
> tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to pick himself up, the
> bear was right over him, reaching for him with its left paw and raising
> its right paw to strike him.
>
> "OH MY GOD! ..."
>
> Time stopped.
>
> The bear froze.
>
> The forest was silent.
>
> Even the river stopped moving.
>
> As a brilliant light shone upon the man, a thunderous voice came from all
> around.
>
> "YOU DENY MY EXISTENCE FOR ALL THESE YEARS, TEACH OTHERS THAT I DON'T
> EXIST AND EVEN CREDIT CREATION TO SOME COSMIC ACCIDENT. NOW, YOU EXPECT ME
> TO HELP YOU OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT?
>
> AM I TO COUNT YOU AS A BELIEVER?"
>
> Difficult as it was, the atheist looked directly into the light and said,
> "It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years,
> but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?"
>
> "VERY WELL," said the voice.
>
> The light went out.
>
> The river ran. The sounds of the forest resumed. ... and the bear dropped
> down to his knees, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:
> "Lord, thank you for this food which I am about to receive
>

 

[antnee]

 

[olena]

Hee hee...

 

[ErikdaRed]

A Muslim, a Christian, and a Jew are all on a plane whenit starts to go down, there are no parachutes.

The Muslim says it will be all right and jumps out of the plane screaming PRAISE ALLAH. A hand comes down out of the clouds, catches the man, and places him on the nearby mountain.

The Jew, figuring what the hell jumps out screaming PRAISE ALLAH. Again the hand swoops down and saves him.

The Christian jumps and screams PRAISE ALLAH. When he sees the hand, in his relief he gasps "Thank God."

**SPLAT**

 

[EROS]

 

[mamajoan]

LOL! Actually I thought I was gonna read a post regarding Eros and a hunting trip..
silly goose!