My totally opinionated and totally correct opinions on last night (

):
Chris -
AKA Vestman - Wow! Where the heck did THAT performance come from?!? One of my all-time favorite songs, and Chris
definitely did it justice! Most impressed I've been with him in weeks.
Paris -
AKA The New Lady Day (and if you don't know who "Lady Day" was, you really need to broaden your musical horizons) - Ok, I think I need to take a drug test, 'cause I'm pretty sure I actually agreed with Paula on this one.

If she put out an album of that type of music, I don't know if it would sell millions of copies...but I know
I would certainly buy it!
Taylor -
AKA Spaz (Lite) - Was getting concerned about halfway through the song, as it was kinda boring. But then the Taylor I love to watch and listen to came back to life, and he finished
really strong. I think some of you need to get out more if you don't know anyone that likes Taylor.

I know quite a few people that want him to win (including yours truly...and yes, I would buy any CD he put out in a heartbeat).
Elliot -
AKA The Warbler - For the first time, I actually somewhat enjoyed an Elliot performance. Probably the best I've ever heard him sound. Consequently, I hope the little troll lookin' dude sticks around another week, just based on that alone.
Kellie -
AKA Future Star of "Dumberer and Dumbest...Girls Gone Dim" - You know, it's funny...at the beginning of the song and in the "clip" with Rod Stewart, she sounded as good - or even *gasp* better - than just about anyone else. But then about midway through, it all just fell apart on her. She was absolutely right that she butchered the song, from that point forward. Still...there just seems like there is this
gorgeous voice in there, if she could just get out of her own way and let it come through.
Ace -
AKA Young. Ace Young - I'll be completely honest and say that I barely remember his performance last night. But, as his was the only one I really couldn't remember, I'll assume it was as bad as everyone seems to be saying it was
Katherine -
AKA Hottie McHotness - Ok, I really liked her performance last night, and we all know that I'm a big fan of hers. However...I didn't think it was quite as great as Simon made it out to be (nor do I believe he will continue to think so after seeing it played back). Still, she has an
amazing voice, if she'd just stop trying to show it off by doing stupid little "runs" when they're not needed.
Tops of the night: (1) Chris (2) Paris (3) Katherine
Worst of the night: (7) Kellie (6) Ace (5) Elliott
Should go home: Kellie (based solely on last night's performance)
Will go home: Ace