Me either. First of all, I don't think they're "surviving" out there in the wilderness. I think they put on a good show for the camera, and then when it stops rolling, they're all back on the cruise ship, or in the hotel, whooping it up. Think about it, in addition to the contestants, they have an entire TV film crew they have to make arrangements for. Do you think they guys that get paid the little money, like the assistant first grip, are going to live in a piranha infested swamp for 10-12 weeks, so the "Survivor" show can be aired? Doubt it.