Am I blonde or what???

[cinlee3]

I just this moment got why they call the store "Tuesday Morning". Duh!!!

 

[Disney845]

What store?

 

[EROS]

Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.

 

[Lisa L from MI]

And I am blonde!!!

 

[Disney845]

Originally posted by EROS
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.

I'll have you know that I am a blond and resent that comment!!!

 

[EROS]

I'm sorry, DISNEY . My DW is blonde as well

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

 

[grinningghost]

My blondeness is coming out too - what store?



DD's best friend is a brunette that acts like a blonde. She was getting a CAT scan, and thought a real cat was going to walk across her sinuses. She's a sweet girl, but definitely blonde under all that brown hair.

 

[Disney845]

Originally posted by EROS
I'm sorry, DISNEY . My DW is blonde as well

I wouldn't have pictured her any other way!!!

This is my favorite blond joke though:

Q: Why are all dumb blond jokes so short?
A: So *men* can understand them ...

 

[cinlee3]

LOL EROS. Wait, I don't get it.

Before this thread goes into "blonde bashing" which I being a blonde would truly resent I will explain myself.

I got up before dawn this morning - Tuesday morning - to go to a store called Tuesday Morning to get something I really, really wanted only to find a line out the door. Evidently if you are not one of the first people through the door on Tuesday morning you have little chance of getting what you want. The store is only open at certain times throughout the year. They send out ads and the store reopens on a Tuesday morning.

Have stopped in throughout the years, always after the sale of course and found nothing on the shelves. I never new until today why they called it Tuesday Morning.

 

[EROS]

Originally posted by Disney845


Q: Why are all dumb blond jokes so short?
A: So *men* can understand them ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

OK, here's a longer joke


A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw
a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute,
she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.

On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said
"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles,
she had cleaned 43 restrooms.