Oh, reading through these made me think of more:
I HATE furbabies. Or when people refer to their pets as their 'babies" Whatever floats your boat, but no matter how many doggie dresses and sweaters you buy them, a dog is NOT a human baby - ever.
My friend asks me how the "itty bitties" are when referring to my kids. Ummm....the oldest is 5'11" going on 6 feet and 200 lbs and shaves, the middle is 5'4" and in MIddle School, and the youngest just turned 10. I think we can stop calling them itty bitty now LOL
But she refers to her 18 month old as the "Munch" and herself as CoMo (first two letters of 1st name+1st two letters of last) so I guess it is just her way?
When kids - often only children, but I'm sure other's do it too - refer to their parents in a conversation with me as "mom and Dad" - I'm sorry, they are are YOUR mom and dad, not mine! I've often never even met them!
And I have a whole list of things that drive me nuts about my MIL, but the #1 topper is when she asks me a question and referrs to youngest DS, who is TEN as "the baby". As in "What do you do with the baby after school?" Ummm, I don't do anything. He gets off the bus and walks home. Am I supposed to do something? I do remind him to watch out for those pesky squirrels that think they own the sidewalk LOL (we have this family of squirrels in our front tree that come up and chatter to DS and scare the bezesus out of him LOL - it cracks me up!)
I would understand if DS was her last grandchild, but there are about 10 more after him, including great-grandchildren (5 of those already!), so it's not like she's never around little kids.
Yes, I am a grouch and old crankster that lets people drive me nuts! I admit it!