Adam Lambert is Gay...Shocked?

[sirJeffrey90]

from Casablanca:
"I am shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"
"Your winnings, sir"
"Oh, thank you very much"

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

HAHAHA!!!

Was this ever a secret?

 

[Hathaway Browne]

I've got to say though...it's so cute he had a secret crush on Kris

Really? Aww that is cute.

And he's not the only one. Kris is hawt!

 

[taylor3297]

Y'all have got to stop! I am laughing so hard my kids are looking at me like I am nuts! Well, I am nuts, but right now they think I am a little more so.

 

[rpmdfw]

Y'all have got to stop! I am laughing so hard my kids are looking at me like I am nuts! Well, I am nuts, but right now they think I am a little more so.

Actually, this has been kind of tame for us. If you think this is funny, you're going to need an oxygen tent when we REALLY get going.

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

It's not so much that I'm not shocked as much as it is that I just don't care.

Paint me with this brush.

 

[rpmdfw]

I mean, we haven't even mentioned Rosie's goat yet . . .

 

[taylor3297]

Adam is so attractive to me. Why am I always attracted to gay men! Gary alway said I was a gay man stuck in a straight woman's body. Now he has me thinking.

 

[MAF]

...and people thought he might be straight?

 

[MemoToMe]

He's GAY?!?!?! It's all Seacrest's fault. I'm sure of it.

Oh...My...GAWD!! Adam caught "The Gay" from Ryan Seacrest!! It's only a matter of time before Simon catches it, too! (If he hasn't already!)

Hopefully Adam didn't spend too much time w/ Paula. Heaven only knows what you could catch from her...

 

[zeitzeuge]

Adam is so attractive to me. Why am I always attracted to gay men! Gary alway said I was a gay man stuck in a straight woman's body. Now he has me thinking.

Hmmm, I never found Adam physically attractive. For me at least. I mean he's got a very striking look. Handsome. Just not for me. Maybe it's all the manscara.

But he sure can sing.

Now I like my men beefy, hairy, bald, facial hair. So tell me why oh God WHY do I find Kris absolutely adorable?

I've become a chicken hawk.

 

[ConcKahuna]

...and people thought he might be straight?

I'm sure plenty of people did!

You know, there is a large population of deaf and blind people in this country!

 

[OrlandoMike]

See the post about the boat full of men in red shirts on Pirates Saturday...

"Honey, I think ONE of those guys is gay!"

 

[taylor3297]

So tell me why oh God WHY do I find Kris absolutely adorable?

I've become a chicken hawk.

Kris has the innocent look about him. You know the innocent look that makes you want to take him out and totally corrupt him. Also, to show him things he will never forget.

Are you following me on that?

 

[MaryJPixie]

Hmmm, I never found Adam physically attractive. For me at least. I mean he's got a very striking look. Handsome. Just not for me. Maybe it's all the manscara.

But he sure can sing.

Now I like my men beefy, hairy, bald, facial hair. So tell me why oh God WHY do I find Kris absolutely adorable?

I've become a chicken hawk.

This is my first time replying on these threads....LOVE IT
You guys are wicked funny!!!!!!!!!!
I do have to say I LOVE ADAM...I was really dissapointed when he lost.....what a voice.....AND I LOVED HIS HAIR! Adam has great hair

 

[insoin]

...and people thought he might be straight?

I'm sure plenty of people did!

You know, there is a large population of deaf and blind people in this country!

What Conck said...

Now I like my men beefy, hairy, bald, facial hair. So tell me why oh God WHY do I find Kris absolutely adorable?

I've become a chicken hawk.

Kris has the innocent look about him. You know the innocent look that makes you want to take him out and totally corrupt him. Also, to show him things he will never forget.

Are you following me on that?

Yes I think we are.

 

[rpmdfw]

I've become a chicken hawk.

*starts flapping arms like a chicken and clucking*

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

Hmmm, I never found Adam physically attractive. For me at least. I mean he's got a very striking look. Handsome. Just not for me. Maybe it's all the manscara.

But he sure can sing.

Now I like my men beefy, hairy, bald, facial hair. So tell me why oh God WHY do I find Kris absolutely adorable?

I've become a chicken hawk.

Beefy, hairy, bald, facial hair? Are you serious? That sounds a lot like my DH! Not that anyone would ever mistake him for "family", but he is a nice guy. You can scope him out at the Gay Kroger - he was just assigned to that route for work. Of course he is there at Dark O'Clock in the morning so it might be tricky to catch him.

 

[inkkognito]

I didn't even realize that he wasn't out till now. I'm not much of an Idol fan, but DH is and is also a huge Adam fan. At some point during the season he mentioned that Adam was gay, so I thought it was common knowledge. But hey, I knew a lot of people who were shocked when Ellen came out. And there are a lot who will be shocked if Tom Cruise ever finally does.

 

[zeitzeuge]

Beefy, hairy, bald, facial hair? Are you serious? That sounds a lot like my DH! Not that anyone would ever mistake him for "family", but he is a nice guy. You can scope him out at the Gay Kroger - he was just assigned to that route for work. Of course he is there at Dark O'Clock in the morning so it might be tricky to catch him.

Well I think you need to share a picture for all of us to see.

 

[soulmates]

Next they're going to be telling us that the guy he's been seen with lately, holding hands is NOT his best friend but........


His lover..........

WHAT?? Their not BFF's?? Didn't see that one comin'!