You might get a kick out of this story! My father is 84. About a year ago, he was "seeing" not one, not two, but THREE different women! No big deal BUT each of them didn't know about the other!!

When they used to call, I would take the phone out to him and smile and say "Guess which one?"

I used to tease him and tell him that he better tell them all about the other before "his time came". I could see his viewing....3 different old ladies, all mourning over him, then finding out his secret and the viewing turning into an all out cat fight!

One of the ladies started to get "too serious" so, instead of being a gentleman and breaking it off honestly, he tells her he has the gout and can't go out to eat anymore...doctor's orders!

I told him he was setting a bad example for his grandson! Lately, he has decided to "see" this woman again. She asks him one day while they are eating out, "How's the gout?" He answers, "What gout?" My father....the stud-muffin!!
