Do I get extra points if I laugh?
Blatantly kissing up to the judges might have been rewarded, but others already tried that with my wife when she came aboard.
We liked the pressed pennies because I don't think there are many Disney souvenirs that cost 51 cents. She headed to a couple of the pressed quarter machines and I headed her off quickly. At $1.25 each, those are a bit out of my price range. What does she think I am? Made of money?
I never knew that Disney also had Value, Moderate and Deluxe pressed-penny machines. You learn something new every day!
And according to my husband, our daughters are not dating until they are 30 either. The only problem with that is that means they are both going to be living at home until that time so he can watch over them. I'd like to enjoy my old age at some point...I think.
Well, we dads can get a little crazy over daddy's little girls. I totally get where he's coming from.
The Kimpossible missions are probably one of the coolest things I've ever done... Is that sad?

My 12 year old son is kind of over it but I make him do at least one mission with me on every trip.
Have you heard any rumors about Disney maybe changing it from Kimpossible to the Kingdom Keepers? It would be great to have all new missions sometime soon!
I don't know of any plans to change over to Kingdom Keepers--I'm not sure Disney "owns" that series like they do with Kim Possible. Still, we thought it was great that you could have fun without ever having seen any of the show.
Oh my gosh. I have never laughed so hard

Your TR has some of the funniest stuff I have read in a while. The Beverly contest was the BEST. Especially Marv's comment:
"Like reading a glennbo trip report, only better!"
I've caught up as far as Day 6 and loving every word. WL is my fav deluxe resort too! And I can totally relate to the christmas tree collapsing from all the ornaments. Oh my.... too funny.
I'm glad you're enjoying it so much! That's very flattering. And you have excellent taste in deluxe resorts!
We don't talk much about past Christmas tree experiences anymore...
OOHHH!!! That's what it means! I was about to go look it up in my Canadian/English dictionary. Thanks for saving me the effort.
I didn't know you spoke Canadian! Can you look up "hoser" in the dictionary? I don't know enough Canadian yet. I'm still learning to speak whale.
Oh Mark. We all know you waste brain cells on sooo much more than just movies.
Darn right.
Hey, wait a minute...
+1
I wasn't sure anyone would get that one. Nice work.
Umm...that one agent isn't wearing any pants. (And MI-6 refers to the Bond movies. Not sure if anyone else mentioned that or not)
I don't think they did, maybe the fact that it's a real agency confused them. In any case, I'll give it to you.
+1
I assume that's Bond without the pants.
Let's see - Every WWII movie ever made? USA! USA! USA!


I have to give you a bonus point for making me laugh so hard my coffee came out my nose.
+1
Got it, dear.
Oh? The other "honey." Well, this is embarrassing.
Oh boy. Um...
What are we talking about?
Also works well if you happen to attend any Nordic skiing competitions on Mt. Delaware.
The Nordic part is by necessity. We all know there wouldn't be any "downhill" competitions in Delaware. By the way, Mt. Delaware is the top of my driveway.
I Googled "gave up the ghost" and a quote from Sex and the City came up. I don't want that point.
<shudder>
Speaking of which...be right back.
Do you need a newspaper or anything?
Last week when I was there (I love being able to say that)
Sure, rub it in, why don't you?
there were a couple women walking by and one of them stopped and looked at the sign for Le Cellier that's out by the walkway. She hollered over to the other one kind of a "hey, what's this" kind of thing. The other one glanced up at the sign and said "Oh, its just an old ice cellar - nothing you'd want to see"

I wonder how much good stuff they missed on this trip based on her rapid mis-assumptions of what things were.
Goodness.
I suppose they also walk past Expedition Everest and say, "Oh, what a pretty model mountain. Well, let's get back to the hotel and see if there's any coffee left in the lobby."
Figured I should conform to the theme of the TR.
Mitch Robbins: Have you ever had that feeling that this is the best I'm ever gonna do, this is the best I'm ever gonna feel... and it ain't that great?
Station Manager: Happy Birthday.
Thanks, Barry! I suppose I could have replied with, "I crap bigger than you, son." but that doesn't seem appropriate.
It was a funny line, though.