A Thanksgiving Odyssey: Bands, Buses, and Big Bad Balloons (Completed!!!)

Guess what? I’m not going to assault you with one of my pointless lead-ins (this time anyway).

Interesting. Changing tactics, keeping the reader on his toes. But can he avoid posting a picture of a ship? :confused3

While being less than one square mile in area, this is where you’ll find the majority of New York’s fashion showrooms, major labels, design and production houses

Is this also where they hold those "fashion shows" where models with weird hair-dos strut around in "clothing" no human being would ever wear even if his/her life depended on it?

The simplest way to describe the interior is that it is a massive reading room sitting atop seven floors of book stacks.

I'm a sucker for hanging around in the local Barnes & Noble, so I probably should never set foot in here.

There were over seventy-five miles of shelving in place when it first opened and the storage capabilities have since been expanded and extended underground and beneath Bryant Park.

Is that where they keep the heroin now? :confused3

That… is “Patience”; one of the famed marble lion sculptures that guard the library. The one at the north end of the plaza here in known as “Fortitude”.

These guys are fine. I don't want to meet "Hungry". :eek:

Well… that’s what it looks like as viewed through a bus window. Actually, if you look at that a bit more closely, you’ll note that the top is obscured by clouds. Yes, it’s rather tall (and with much sorrow, it’s once again the tallest thing in the city for now), but the problem is that the clouds were just that low.

Reminds me of the first time DW and I went to Chicago. We wanted to go up in the Hancock Tower, but it was socked in with clouds. We were forced to go back a few years later with the Frozen Monkey family. I wonder if you'll be suffering a similar fate...

Thus is can be said that the Waldorf-Astoria was the result of stunningly insufferable vanity.

Oh, to have the problems of the insanely rich.

Oh yah…
There will be pictures of ships too.


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Oh! So close! :rotfl2:

Note to self: avoid the "Garment District" while in NY. The the theme seems to be at odds with my Mickey Mouse t-shirt and $20 jean style.

::yes::

I got in a lot of trouble a couple of years back with my SIL when I wondered out loud what kind of moron pays $75 for a pair of "designer" jeans. Guess what she likes to wear? :eek::rotfl2:
 
For now, I think we’ll just get back on the bus and begin making up stories about the rest of the ride down to the pier.
So you're saying you made all this stuff up?:confused3

Hummmm… I think I got off the subject there…
where was Iiiiii (yes Andy, I know… on a bus). Oh! I remember…
:rolleyes1

Thus is can be said that the Waldorf-Astoria was the result of stunningly insufferable vanity.
If you look at a lot of well known landmarks around this country, it seems that vanity, rivalry or just simple hard headed attitudes led to their creation.:lmao:

Next stop… end of the line at the South Street Sea Port. It’s time for a little lunch, and a little bit of exploring.
Sounds like fun!

Oh yah…
There will be pictures of ships too.
We wouldn't expect anything less from you.
 

Chapter 3: Taking a Bite Out of the Apple
(Day 3 - Wednesday)




Part 4: Rumblings of Mutiny








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So there you are… you’ve climbed down inside the apple barrel because you’re just not tall enough to reach the goodies down there at the bottom. Since you’re already here, you figure it’s as good a place as any to rest a minute and enjoy a snack. Apple in hand, you take that first tasty bite and while your savoring that morsel and contemplating how lovely the next one will be, you suddenly find that you are guilty of eavesdropping. There is an impromptu crew meeting commencing just outside your sanctuary and their conversation involves a not so subtle plan to take over the ship. This is the kind of thing that could get a sailor keelhauled (or worse). And if the conspirators knew or even thought that they’d been overheard, then that “or worse” bit of the equation could very quickly befall you as well!


So what’s a young cabin boy to do with such dangerous knowledge?


Well for young Jim Hawkins, this rude awakening marked the bright line in the story where an amazing adventure turned into a life and death struggle.


For us…


A similar proposal to commandeer one of our vessels (specifically: Bus-4) wasn’t going to be anywhere near as consequential. If fact it might seem trivial, but… it would certainly lead us to a rather different adventure form the one that we’d originally signed on for. But I’m getting ahead of myself here. Best to start at the beginning…





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The South Street Seaport




Bus tour of Manhattan now over, we said our goodbyes to the group of tour guides that had kept us so entertained this morning. From here, we’d be on our own for couple of hours. So where’s here?


Why… Pier 17 matey!

A place more commonly referred to as The South Street Sea Port.


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Well that’s what it looks like now. Originally this was the city’s main port. Pretty much every bit of freight that entered the city via the water came through this spot where Fulton Street meets the East River in what is now the financial district.


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The South Street Seaport Museum was founded in 1967 and the focus at the time was the preservation of the block of buildings known as Schermerhorn Row on the southwest side of Fulton Street. The idea was to create an educational historic site, with "shops" mostly operating as reproductions of working environments found during the Seaport's heyday form around 1820 up to about 1860 (and the beginning of the Civil War).


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This area was also formally home to the Fulton Fish Market. That facility has since moved to the Bronx but it is still the most important East Coast wholesale fish market in the US. After the market moved out, the museum group then acquired those building as well. The old structures on the pier were replaced at about this same time with what is basically a shopping mall. The intention there was to draw in more tourists. So far the decision seems to be working. In truth, given our rather short time frame for adventuring, we’d be spending pretty much all of our time in this newer area, but there is a good bit to explore, so I’d recommend taking a little time to walk around down here if you get the chance.



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On the Water Front




As I said, the buildings that are actually on the pier make up what is basically a mall…


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But there are also a good number of dinning options here and that was really the basic intention for this stop in the first place. I hunted down an independent counter that happily sold me a rather good cheese steak sandwich, and the girls went with a bit of seafood. All things considered, not a bad dinning experience.

We also caught sight of our young’en several times around here as he was roaming the area in the company of the other kids in his quartet (remember, loosing site of your assigned buddies was one way to quickly get yourself shipped back home at mom and dad’s expense). See him we did, but we basically left him alone and did no more then wave. It’s tough letting go of you teens, but it’s also necessary to give them the room needed to master that independence thing which will be descending upon them evermore rapidly as the last days of childhood pass them by.

After lunch we still had about an hour before we needed to meet up for the drive back to Jersey, As such, exploring was the order of the day but given the time constraints we decided to explore the sites that were close at hand. And from this point on the island the most obvious site to be seen would be this one…


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…The Brooklyn Bridge (and to think, no one even offered me a chance to buy the thing).

The other engineering marvel in the picture there is the Manhattan Bridge but it’s the older span that grabs all the headlines. If you look a bit more carefully from this spot though, you can actually see three bridges…


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That one in the distance there is the Williamsburg Bridge. Now then let’s get back to the main structure in this exhibit. As you can see, there was a bit of refurbishment in progress that spoiled the look of things just a might…


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But we still took the opportunity to have our mugs immortalized with another NYC icon…


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Yah… I’ve always wanted to have my picture taken with one of those quarter-driven tourist binocular/viewer thingies (they’re just so cool… oh, and the river and the bridges in the background are kind’a nice as well). Now with one more photo-op ticked of the list, I had a bit of time to wander the rest of the pier area. Just behind where we were standing I spotted something I wasn’t expecting to see at all: a wedding. Well, it was probably more a reception, but still not something I was expecting. The Groom was escorting his bride down the stairs to a lower level and what I must assume was a rentable space for parties and such…


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The odder thing here at least form an American perspective was that there was a wedding taking place on a Wednesday in the first place. That’s rare now-a-days, but it use to be far more common. Interestingly, I ran across a rhyme many years ago that was used to explain the superstitious benefits and pitfalls related to the day that one got themselves hitched. This bit of “folksy wisdom” was used up through the nineteenth century and goes like this…

“Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all, Thursday for losses, Friday for crosses and Saturday for no luck at all”​


If there is any merit to that trifling missive, then it ain’t no wonder that over half of marriages in this country (most of which take place on Saturday) don’t quite make it. I mean we’re all starting out with no luck right off the bat. That’s a tough deficit to be inflicted with while you still haven’t even figured out just who you are much less how to compromise on everything under the sun with another strong willed individual (but it’s still been fun trying to figure it out). Oh well, either way, I wish those folks well.

That’s that end of that pointless and unrelated tangent, but now it’s time to talk about something that’s really boring…


SHIPS!


(y’all can feel free to skip the rest of this, ya’ know.)



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Tall Ships




The Sea Port really is more then just a shopping mall although that is what most folks are here for, but given our time constraints we really weren’t able to check everything out thoroughly. Other then the Pier-17 retail building and the block of storefronts on Schermerhorn Row…


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…you can also find: a working 19th-century print shop, an archeology museum, a maritime library, a craft center, a marine life conservation lab and a number of individual exhibition galleries. You will even encounter the remnants of a lighthouse that was first erected as a memorial to the loss of the RMS Titanic. This structure now stands at the entrance to the museum complex, on the corner of Fulton and Pearl streets. But still, the most obvious and dominant artifacts that you’ll encounter are a collection of vessels that make up the largest privately owned fleet of historic ships in the country.

Just to the south of the Mall building at Pier-16…


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I mean, seriously… as they look rather quaint and out of place among the buildings of the Lower Manhattan skyline, they’re rather hard to miss wouldn’t you say?


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This is a group of around eight historic ships with significant history relating to cargo handling, harbor duties and the merchant marine in general. This armada is made up of tugs, lighters, schooners, a light ship and a pair of Edwardian Era sailing freighters built and rigged to a style known as a braque. The grande dame of the group would be the “Peking” (1911)…


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And ranking a very close second in the categories of elegance and statuesque beauty would be the slightly older “Wavertree” (1885)…


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Even though steam power had long since surpassed even the great clipper ships for speed and reliability by the time these freighters were launched, iron and steel hulled sailing vessels were still being built and operated well into the twenty century. They were able to eke out meager returns by sailing routes that were difficult to serve by steam ships due to the vast amounts of coal that would have been required. The most common circuits frequented by this type of ship were the hazardous trips around the horn of South America and around the Cape of Good Hope at the tip of Africa. They would carry bulk cargos such as jute, rubber and nitrates along these difficult and treacherous waters and did so until the advent of better canals, turbine engines and more light weight and low volume fuels (oil & diesel) finally made them unprofitable. Afterward, those ships that were not scraped outright were often abandoned, used in bulk storage functions or even as housing in some instances. These two examples were acquired by the museum at different times and refurbished over the years.


While I’m here, let me give you a better look at some of the smaller ships that you’ll encounter as well…


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I could tell you a lot more about each, but I figure that those who really want to know more will have already looked each one up (right)? Ok, I do believe that I’ve assaulted y’all about enough with this ship tour foolishness. Let me just say that while I enjoyed the close up look, I was disappointed that the exhibits were closed and no one could go aboard.

Such is life.



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Arrrrr… We’re a commandeering this here vessel mate; savy!




It was right about here that Tracy (this lady is our head chaperone for most school functions) was able to track us down with both a warning and a proposition. Ya’ see, the plan for tomorrow was that the kids needed to be in town very, very early, but the “tag-along” folks weren’t heading out until considerably later in the morning (closer to sunrise). The problem was that our directors needed to spread the kids out a bit so that (for expediencie’s sake) they could carry some of the gear needed up in the bus cabins. They also needed additional room for the instructors and chaperones that would be walking the parade route as well but who had all ridden up on one of the two “adult busses” (the three busses with the kids were pretty much full to the rafters from the get go). What this meant to us was that Bus-4 would be leaving at O-dark-30 with the kids and… that there were going to be too many folks left back at the hotel for all to fit into the remaining Bus-5.

This was a problem… the mutiny was taking place one way or another but… Tracy had a plan and we could either profit by it, or take our chances and potentially find ourselves marooned in the morning. She was looking for fifteen loons… errrrr…. I mean good salts, that would be willing to join in on the bus-4 takeover and travel into town in the ridiculously early AM with the kids. Tracy is also no fool. She knew exactly which folks would most likely make that kind of sacrifice for the organization and in asking us… she proved herself correct.

I’ll tell y’all more about this decision and its consequences latter on, but for now…
It’s just about time to get back on the busses and head for Jersey.

All of the kids had by now started collecting in groups by bus number near the front of the piers.


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It’ amazing how when you trust folks, they will generally meet you expectations (and when you challenge them, they usually exceed them), but there was another potential problem on the horizon as well.

After we’d stood a little longer then anyone was initially expecting to have to, the word got passed along that Bus-1 had a flat tire and it wasn’t certain just how long it would take to fix. As a result, our leaders were contemplating spreading everyone out in the remaining buses by filling the isles and sitting on laps (both of which are seen as illegal in NYC and frowned upon mightily by our home school district). This wouldn’t be a first and sometime I’ll have to tell y’all the story about when on a different trip one of our busses was attacked by a turkey, but for now let’s just say that this was turning out to be a potential major headache. At least the rain had finally stopped or this would have been a rather miserable wait as well. As it turns out, however, the city of New York proved its resourcefulness and stepped up to help us out. Apparently it is true that one can find just about anything here (and on short notice too), so we had a bus tire repair crew on site in jig time and ended up loosing only about twenty minutes off the schedule. With that problem now averted, we loaded up and headed back up town toward the Lincoln Tunnel.

We rolled back across the financial district again…


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and even passed by “MIB Headquarters”…


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Gaurd: "Help you?"

James Edwards: "This dude gave me this card..."

Guard: "Elevator."



From here the caravan traveled up the west side of the island until we rounded by the art-deco light towers that mark the entrance to the tunnel…


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Before we knew it, the city was in our rearview. Once back at the hotel the “grownups” were free to “chill-ax”, but the kids all headed to their rooms, changed clothes, grabbed their horn and gear and headed back out to the parking lot for one last rehearsal session. After a couple of hours of fine tuning they were also dismissed and every one was invited down to the ball room for a pizza party dinner, compliments of the hotel kitchen…


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The sun had not yet set, but day three was ostensibly over. After a bit of grub and one more pep talk, lights out for those leaving in the first wave was announced as 19:30 hours. The directors could advise but not force the kids to get some sleep, but they could enforce an order for general quiet after lights-out. Being as we’d signed on (or had been shanghaied depending on your point of view) to be part of that expedition, we also decided it’d be best to comply with the early bedtime suggestion.




Oddly enough, we were still so tuckered from the combination of the drive up and all the running around of the last couple of days, that once the curtains were drawn and the lamps had been doused, sleep came easily and rather quickly.




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This area was also formally home to the Fulton Fish Market.
And perchance the namesake of Fulton's Crab House in Downtown Disney?:confused3

The Groom was escorting his bride down the stairs to a lower level and what I must assume was a rentable space for parties and such…
My guess is that they just use those get-ups as an elaborate rouse to distract you while their cohorts pick your wallet.

But then again, I'm pretty jaded about the big cities....

“Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all, Thursday for losses, Friday for crosses and Saturday for no luck at all”​
Sounds like a rhyme made up by the wedding industry to drive more business to the slower days of the week.

Other then the Pier-17 retail building and the block of storefronts on Schermerhorn Row…
You know one of the customary was to dismiss and idea is to modify the name of it?
"Johnny, do your homework."
"Homework, shomework! Let's got the park!"

How does that goes for Schermerhorn Row?

"We've got to get to Schermerhorn Row by 5:00."
"Schermerhorn, Shschermerhorn! Let's go to the park!":confused3

Bonus points: that without sounding drunk.

As a result, our leaders were contemplating spreading everyone out in the remaining buses by filling the isles and sitting on laps
I'm guessing each bus had at least one unoccupied seat in the back. Privacy door and everything. :rolleyes1
 
But there are also a good number of dinning options here and that was really the basic intention for this stop in the first place. I hunted down an independent counter that happily sold me a rather good cheese steak sandwich, and the girls went with a bit of seafood.

A decent cheesesteak in NYC? I find that hard to believe.

It’s tough letting go of you teens, but it’s also necessary to give them the room needed to master that independence thing which will be descending upon them evermore rapidly as the last days of childhood pass them by.

Is that when they start cleaning their rooms? :confused3

…The Brooklyn Bridge (and to think, no one even offered me a chance to buy the thing).

Well, then let me be the first!

The Groom was escorting his bride down the stairs to a lower level and what I must assume was a rentable space for parties and such…

Snazzy white tux. :rolleyes1

“Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all, Thursday for losses, Friday for crosses and Saturday for no luck at all”​

I got married on a Saturday...and I think I did ok. :thumbsup2

That’s that end of that pointless and unrelated tangent, but now it’s time to talk about something that’s really boring…

Cover sheets on TPS reports?


Oh. That's not so bad.

I mean, seriously… as they look rather quaint and out of place among the buildings of the Lower Manhattan skyline, they’re rather hard to miss wouldn’t you say?

I'm not sure anything really looks out of place in New York.

She knew exactly which folks would most likely make that kind of sacrifice for the organization and in asking us… she proved herself correct.

The less selfish are always the ones that get dumped on.

and even passed by “MIB Headquarters”…

+1 :thumbsup2
 
And perchance the namesake of Fulton's Crab House in Downtown Disney?:confused3

Hummmmm… don’t know that for certain, but I like it. so let’s go with that one.


My guess is that they just use those get-ups as an elaborate rouse to distract you while their cohorts pick your wallet.

But then again, I'm pretty jaded about the big cities....

So I’m guessing you don’t head into downtown Racine very often then.


Sounds like a rhyme made up by the wedding industry to drive more business to the slower days of the week.

I would put it past them, but why would they then go on and discourage half of the days (including the most common one) in the same sentence.



You know one of the customary was to dismiss and idea is to modify the name of it?
"Johnny, do your homework."
"Homework, shomework! Let's got the park!"

How does that goes for Schermerhorn Row?

"We've got to get to Schermerhorn Row by 5:00."
"Schermerhorn, Shschermerhorn! Let's go to the park!":confused3

Bonus points: that without sounding drunk.


Drunk, Schmunk… like I care what other people think?

(Practical Yiddish lesson of the day)



I'm guessing each bus had at least one unoccupied seat in the back. Privacy door and everything. :rolleyes1

Interesting point, but you wouldn’t want to be the one with the privilege. The “Lav” on your standard coach is not quite as opulent as say… the ones on an airplane which by design whisk away all the undesirable offerings to some hermetically sealed and distant holding tank. On a bus, it’s a lot closer akin to a port-a-pot. We were warned at the beginning of the trip that we really should consider the restrooms as an emergency solution if at all possible. The reason? They would not be empting them out until the busses returned back to their garage once the trip was over. This being the case, any deposits made (and their associated aromatic auras) would be traveling with us throughout the week. I don’t believe I’d even be opening the door much less having a seat if it wasn’t absolutely necessary.






A decent cheesesteak in NYC? I find that hard to believe.

I said decent… not fabulous. It was certainly better then what’s available down this way or at your average chain restaurant.



Is that when they start cleaning their rooms? :confused3

Nope. That won’t be happening for you at all… they have to move out on their own first. They won’t be cleaning any room without a fight until it actually is “Their” room and they finally realize that if they don’t do it… then no one will.


Well, then let me be the first!

Just because you bought the thing doesn’t mean that I’m interested in taking it off your hands.

Snazzy white tux. :rolleyes1

I purposely chose not to comment on his fashion sense. He had enough things to be worried about starting the next day anyway (besides, it’s the brides day… she likely chose the attire in the first place).


I got married on a Saturday...and I think I did ok. :thumbsup2

As did I (and I also chose wisely as well), and nearly everyone else in the US and most parts of Europe starting at about the time Queen Victoria rewrote the standards. Weddings are a little like Christmas traditions. Most of the ones that are pushed heavily by retailers and the advertising industry are not really all that old. The rhyme was just something I ran across in my various readings of pointless trivia and it really goes back to the middle ages. Given their life expectancy and the general way the average individual was treated… I can see why they’d be looking for anything that would bring them even a little bit of perceived luck.


Cover sheets on TPS reports?

Hay… I am into useless knowledge, but I’m not a sadist.

Oh. That's not so bad.

That depends on whom you ask, but I’m pretty sure that Barry and you are the only folks reading this thing in the first place (and it’s fairly obvious just how much respect the three of us have for one-n-other).

I'm not sure anything really looks out of place in New York.

Were we talking about a person I’d agree 100%. Antiquated “things” however, do tend to stand out amongst all those hard edges.


The less selfish are always the ones that get dumped on.

And have the least power




Aren’t both of those statements, like… commandments or something?


I posted that one just for you.

;)
 
Well folks… I’m back.

I’d ask if you missed me, but I gots me doubts about that one.
:(

As the tiny handful that are following this mess know, I’ve gotten a might behind. This was first caused by an unusually high amount of job related interference. That then got exacerbated by a great deal of family life interference. The second one I can handle, but the first one tends to put me into a bit of a depression induced tail spin from time to time.
:faint:

To solve the problem I first decided to finish the “Experiment 629” TR that I was working on simultaneously. Doing two at once was actually not a good idea as it turns out, but that first mission is now accomplished. As such, it’s high time I got back on to the task of finishing this one up. Something I really need to do more quickly as in our house the first part of the school year will be starting up in about two weeks and being as it’s my boy’s senior year, this is going to be rather a rollercoaster of a ride for all of us. I may have to scale back on my grand ambitions for this story line just to get it in the box, but we’ll see how that goes.
:surfweb:

Consider this a formal apology for wasting your time to now and it won’t hurt my feelings a bit if none of ya’ even bother with this one any more. But I do intend to finish it up, so I’ll post up an actual update in just a moment or two here.

Be right back shortly there folks.

:wave2:


Really!
 

Chapter 4: Balloons Over Broadway
(Day 4 – The Main Event)




Part 1: Zero-Dark-Thirty








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1:15 in the very AM…


That’s the time the LEDs on our alarm clock displayed as it began making quite the ruckus on Thanksgiving morning. Just a few hours before, one of the other parents we were traveling with had asked me: “So… are you stupid too?” (For agreeing to travel into town early that is.) Well the blaring alarm will surface as the state’s Exhibit-A. The prosecution rests your honor.

The first thing I did was shut that blasted alarm off. The second was to snap a picture of the view out our window. Low and behold and for the first time this trip… I could see something other than rain, clouds and muck.


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I was actually able to see Manhattan sparkling in the distance.

“It’s gonn’a be a good day Tater”.


Once the girls had been rousted from their slumber, the telle got switched on for a bit of noise to help get us moving. “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” is what happened to be airing at the time. Now the only reason I’m relating that unnecessary detail is because this show is also the last thing I saw on that same TV back on Monday evening (well, Tuesday by then) when we first got to the hotel. Here it is, the start of our third day and this same show is the first thing I see in the morning.
Obviously my schedule is completely out of whack.

Next order of business… a weather check. The forecast was for a bright sunny day with the temperature currently pegged at about 27 degrees. A cold front had finally driven all that rain off the coast. But now it was also time to bust out the long-johns and wrap up in as many layers as we could get away with.

We were going to be out in the elements for a long while…
the high was only going to be about 54…
and the mercury wasn’t going to make it that far before the parade was over.

With everyone now somewhat awake, washed up and wrapped up in cocoons of our own choosing, we caught the elevator down to the lower level and encountered a flurry of activity. In no time at all the entire outfit (band, chaperones and those of us that had been hoodwinked into this predawn assault) had piled into four of the five bus... err... coaches.



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By 2:30… the whole circus was on its way.



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Once more we made the journey beneath the Hudson…



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Now back on the island, the caravan pulled along the curb on 37th street and disgorged its somewhat bleary-eyed contents.



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There were several other bands roaming around the same area as well but it didn’t take long before all our kids were properly rounded up and ready to move out. We meet our rep from the parade committee and she led the group up the street toward 6th Avenue.



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The “Avenue of the Americas” was uncharacteristically devoid of vehicles, but the bands that were preparing for their respective run-throughs, filled up the empty space quite nicely. Our directors wasted no time getting everyone into rank and file and then set them to warming up. As each unit ahead of us completed its turn on “The Spot”, every other group simply moved up along 6th Ave. until they reached 34th street. The kids form NaFo rounded that corner for the first time at 3:32 AM.



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This is as far as I was going to be allowed to travel with them. Security was fairly tight at this corner and if you didn’t have a badge identifying yourself as either: staff, a participant or a chaperone, you didn’t get beyond the barriers.

I struck up a conversation with a fell’a from Brooklyn who said that he came out at this wacky hour of the morning every year to watch and listen to the different bands go through rehearsal. It was just a tradition for him and he enjoyed the music and watching the kids. If I lived up that way, I could see myself doing something similar, but I’m also certifiably insane, so that makes sense.
Anyway… he was explaining that each unit generally took about three or more practice swings at it. One for the cameras to set their angles and for the parade directors to see how everything lined up; one more to make sure that everyone was listening when they were told what adjustments to make; and if lucky, a last shot at it to go through the whole routine. Some groups needed a few more attempts after that before everyone was satisfied. That’s what we were expecting, but it’s not what happened. Our kids got the signal to start their first run, the Major counted them off and away the whole operation went like a rather loud rhythmic machine.



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They hit the spot below the great “Believe” sign in front of Macy’s, broke formation, ran through the routine, reformed and continued on down 34th. A moment or two later the next group got the signal to move out and was promptly stopped and backed up for the second of what would be four runs. One and done… really? Apparently our kids had been smack on target and the parade staff didn’t need to change anything. Knowing how hard they had worked on this little one-minute fifteen-second routine (and everything else they do for that matter), I was quite pleased for them. They’d done good so far.

But it wasn’t until later on that I learned the magnitude of that little event. The woman who was acting as our band’s guide and liaison for the day (and was one of the VP’s of Marketing at Macy’s), told our kids that in the nine or so years shed been volunteering for this part of the show… no group had ever made it through the spot rehearsal in one shot. And, that she’d never heard of it having been done prior to her involvement with the parade either. That’s just a little detail, and not terribly important in the scheme of things, but still a quite nice testament to just how hard these kids work.

Kind’a makes you proud.











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Nikola Tesla Corner




Did you know that 4:30 in the morning is actually too early for breakfast?
Well it is at McDonalds anyway.

Let me back up just a mite and then I’ll get back around to this tidbit in a minute.



After our kids had finished up their run-through, the guys in our group decided that we’d hang around and watch the proceedings for a bit longer. The clock hadn’t yet crossed the 04:00 barrier and the parade wouldn’t be starting until after 9:00.

We had time.

However, what we didn’t have (according to the women in the group that is) was brains. They decided that we could stand in the cold if we wanted to but they wouldn’t be joining us thank you very much. As such they retreated to a McD’s down the street for some coffee and a bit of heat. After about twenty minutes or so, with the adrenalin of the morning now completely worn off, the rest of us began to see the merit in their logic. As such, we also retreated back up a rather desolate and deserted 6th Avenue…



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In short order we located the ladies holed up in a Mc-Dining-Room. Since the whole group was together, and food was available, the decision was made to go ahead and grab some breakfast whilst also partaking of the warmth. The only problem with that idea (aside from the fact that what passes for breakfast at “Mickey’s” is marginal at best), was that the kitchen here would not be serving breakfast for another two hours.


Really? ? ?

So what was Plan-B?


Why, burgers for breakfast of course.
Good thing too as they were considerably tastier then whatever Egg-Mc-Whats-It I may have considered ordering.

As the clock made its way toward 6:00 the collective decided that we’d best steak out a spot somewhere along the parade route if we hoped to have front row accommodations. This meant bundling back up and heading out into the cold, which we did. A couple of blocks north we found what appeared at first to be an acceptable spot. Had we stayed there our view that day would have looked about like this…



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That’s in front of the “Residence Inn” on 6th. The only problem was that the bellhop demanded that we move along because only the hotel guests were going to be allowed to use that chunk of sidewalk.


Restricted access to a public sidewalk?
I don’t think so…

A cop happened to be walking by and my SIL (who enjoys a good confrontation form time to time and especially if she believes she’s in the right), asked the officer if this was the norm. The answer was: “Nope, it’s a public street”. But (and this is what settled the question for us)… he wasn’t going to get into the middle of the dispute unless fists started flying. Not being in the mood for a rumble or any other such nonsense, we let the little putz have his way (but I won’t be staying at that hotel any time soon). It turns out though that the royal jack-a$$ actually did us a favor. For just a block farther north we encountered…



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Nikola Tesla Corner



Now as to exactly why the corner of W 40th St and 6th Ave is named for this particular inventor, I haven’t yet researched (but you know I likely will).

This spot had a number of things going for it.
First off, it was across the street from Bryant Park…



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So our back-drop for the day would be trees and sky rather than tall buildings
(better for pictures, but you’ll be able to see that later on).

Since I was here I also took a moment or two to get a little better look at the park in its predawn shroud.



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It seemed a good idea at the time being as in a couple of hours I wouldn’t be able to even cross the street anymore.

The next good thing about this spot was we were smack on top of a subway grate…



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Every once and a while, the aroma was a might pungent, but the warm air forced out by the passing trains made the sharp cold a whole lot more bearable. Other useful elements of the topography included a permanent newsstand obstructing part of the area which helped keep the crowd down a might (and offered something to lean against), and the fact that being this near the side street, we should be able to get out of there more easily when it got to be time to cut and run.

At that point, we still had a good while before things would get moving, so with time to kill a few of the dads decided to walk up to Times Square and see what was going on. Even at this time of the morning, there were plenty of folks roaming around this glittering Mecca…



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Now the only vehicles on the street were the property of the NYPD and were there only to prep the parade route…



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But I was still amused to see so much activity so early on a holiday morning. The other guys wanted to see if they might make their way into some of the restaurants and shops in the square (just to look around), but I’d seen enough and decided to head back and join the others. On the way I caught site of the Chrysler building glowing in the distance (but the image bellow really doesn’t do it justice)…



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When I arrived back at Tesla corner, the city engineers were just getting around to moving the stop lights and street lights out of the way.



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No… Really!

That’s just not something that I thought about being an issue. However, one can imagine the havoc that all the signs and posts would wreak upon the lines and canvas that make up the various three story balloons that were about to ply the thoroughfares. It would be mayhem. Apparently all of the posts for the lamps, signs and signals are purposely designed to be swung out of the way. A cherry-picker would just roll up to each obstacle and one of the crew members would loosen a few bolts and then just turn the whole thing on its access.



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No rewiring, no fuss, no muss.

Because it never occurred to me before, this is one of the more interesting things I encountered on the trip. But then again, the folks up here have been putting on this little soiree for eighty-five years now so it does make sense that they’d have learned a trick or three on the logistics side of the equation.

Something else you’ll notice in that last image was that a little bit of daylight was actually starting to creep in. Dawn was upon us. This was something else I’d not yet encountered on this trip. A proper sunrise…



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It was turning out to be quit a beautiful day. The crowd had settled in along the route… we had a fabulous view across the Avenue of the Americas from which to watch the festivities… everything was clear and set to the south or us…



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Everything was “go” toward the north…



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We were cleared for takeoff.

It must be just about time to light this candle.





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1:15 in the very AM…

That’s the time the LEDs on our alarm clock displayed as it began making quite the ruckus on Thanksgiving morning.

:faint: Oh, that's painful just to read.

By 2:30… the whole circus was on its way.

Once more we made the journey beneath the Hudson…

Now we'll see if this truly is the city that never sleeps:

The “Avenue of the Americas” was uncharacteristically devoid of vehicles

Aha! Busted! :rotfl2:

I struck up a conversation with a fell’a from Brooklyn who said that he came out at this wacky hour of the morning every year to watch and listen to the different bands go through rehearsal. It was just a tradition for him and he enjoyed the music and watching the kids. If I lived up tat way, I could see myself doing something similar, but I’m also certifiably insane, so that makes sense.

Oh, sure, I could see doing that...


...once. :rotfl:

Our kids got the signal to start their first run, the Major counted them off and away the whole operation went like a rather loud rhythmic machine.

One and done… really? Apparently our kids had been smack on target and the parade staff didn’t need to change anything. Knowing how hard they had worked on this little one-minute fifteen-second routine (and everything else they do for that matter), I was quite pleased for them. They’d done good so far. But it wasn’t until later on that I learned the magnitude of that little event. The woman who was acting as our band’s guide and liaison for the day (and was one of the VP’s of Marketing at Macy’s), told our kids that in the nine or so years shed been volunteering for this part of the show… no group had ever made it through the spot rehearsal in one shot.

Awesome work. You guys deserve to be proud. :thumbsup2

So what was Plan-B?
Why, burgers for breakfast of course.

That's almost Macgyver-esque in its resourcefulness. :thumbsup2

The only problem was that the bellhop demanded that we move along because only the hotel guests were going to be allowed to use that chunk of sidewalk.

Restricted access to a public sidewalk?

Seriously. Did he produce a deed to the sidewalk? It's not even like it was the Ritz-Carlton, where you'd expect that kind of entitlement.

Nikola Tesla Corner

Now as to exactly why the corner of W 40th St and 6th Ave is named for this particular inventor, I haven’t yet researched (but you know I likely will).

My guess is somebody got lit up like a Christmas tree here.

It seemed a good idea at the time being as in a couple of hours I wouldn’t be able to even cross the street anymore.

I usually don't like to utter sentences that start with those words. :rotfl2:

The next good thing about this spot was we were smack on top of a subway grate…

There's a sentence you don't see everyday.

When I arrived back at Tesla corner, the city engineers were just getting around to moving the stop lights and street lights out of the way.

No… Really!

That’s just not something that I thought about being an issue.

Yet another reason why engineers are awesome. And under-appreciated. :thumbsup2

We were cleared for take off.

It must be just about time to light this candle.

popcorn::
 
1:15 in the very AM…
That's dangerously close to "why bother going to bed" territory.

Well the blaring alarm will surface as the state’s Exhibit-A. The prosecution rests your honor.
I hope you used an insanity defense.

Once the girls had been rousted from their slumber, the telle got switched on for a bit of noise to help get us moving. “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” is what happened to be airing at the time.
Exhibit-B. You're up before the Late Late Show finishes and before the Early Show starts.

Now back on the island, the caravan pulled along the curb on 37th street and disgorged its somewhat bleary-eyed contents.
I have a feeling that the drive in sucked all the adrenaline out of everyone. Just a hunch...
One and done… really? Apparently our kids had been smack on target and the parade staff didn’t need to change anything. Knowing how hard they had worked on this little one-minute fifteen-second routine (and everything else they do for that matter), I was quite pleased for them. They’d done good so far. But it wasn’t until later on that I learned the magnitude of that little event. The woman who was acting as our band’s guide and liaison for the day (and was one of the VP’s of Marketing at Macy’s), told our kids that in the nine or so years shed been volunteering for this part of the show… no group had ever made it through the spot rehearsal in one shot. And, that she’d never herd of it having been done prior to her involvement with the parade either. That’s just a little detail, and not terribly important in the scheme of things, but still a quite nice testament to just how hard these kids work.
Nice! :thumbsup2

The only problem with that idea (aside from the fact that what passes for breakfast at “Mickey’s” is marginal at best), was that the kitchen here would not be serving breakfast for another two hours.
Huh. Well, I guess they always advertise "Serving breakfast until 10:30!" (or whatever) But they never say when they start. Oh well. Nothing wrong with a Big Mac for breakfast.

That’s in front of the “Residence Inn” on 6th. The only problem was that the bellhop demanded that we move along because only the hotel guests were going to be allowed to use that chunk of sidewalk.

Restricted access to a public sidewalk?
I don’t think so…

A cop happened to be walking by and my SIL (who enjoys a good confrontation form time to time and especially if she believes she’s in the right), asked the officer if this was the norm. The answer was: “Nope, it’s a public street”. But (and this is what settled the question for us)… he wasn’t going to get into the middle of the dispute unless fists started flying. Not being in the mood for a rumble or any other such nonsense, we let the little putz have his way (but I won’t be staying at that hotel any time soon).
That's when you handle the situation "New York" style. Drop your drawers, mark the territory like a fox would, then say "you want this bit of sidewalk? It's all yours!" And walk away.

Nikola Tesla Corner


Now as to exactly why the corner of W 40th St and 6th Ave is named for this particular inventor, I haven’t yet researched (but you know I likely will).
But did you realize you posted this on his birthday? Admit it, that's why you waited so long between updates. You're a smart one, Rob. I'll give you that!

The next good thing about this spot was we were smack on top of a subway grate…


Every once and a while, the aroma was a might pungent, but the warm air forced out by the passing trains made the sharp cold a whole lot more bearable.
Seems we can all learn a thing or two from the homeless. Except hygiene. We shouldn't learn that from them.

Other useful elements of the topography included a permanent newsstand obstructing part of the area which helped keep the crowd down a might (and offered something to lean against),
Just like a garbage can on Main Street, USA for the Disney Parades!

That’s just not something that I thought about being an issue. However, one can imagine the havoc that all the signs and posts would wreak upon the lines and canvas that make up the various three story balloons that were about to ply the thoroughfares. It would be mayhem. Apparently all of the posts for the lamps, signs and signals are purposely designed to be swung out of the way. A cherry-picker would just roll up to each obstacle and one of the crew members would loosen a few bolts and then just turn the whole thing on its access.
It may have been an engineer that designed and built that, but you know some bureaucrat took the credit.

It must be just about time to light this candle.
You should have done that earlier. It would keep you warmer.
 
1:15 in the very AM…
The only time I have ever dragged myself out of bed that early was to start driving to Disney World. Coincidentally, that was about 23 hours after your early start. :rotfl2:

Obviously my schedule is completely out of whack.
::yes::

If I lived up tat way, I could see myself doing something similar, but I’m also certifiably insane, so that makes sense.
::yes::

The woman who was acting as our band’s guide and liaison for the day (and was one of the VP’s of Marketing at Macy’s), told our kids that in the nine or so years shed been volunteering for this part of the show… no group had ever made it through the spot rehearsal in one shot. And, that she’d never herd of it having been done prior to her involvement with the parade either.
Awesome! And to think they were functioning that well at such a ridiculous time of day.

aside from the fact that what passes for breakfast at “Mickey’s” is marginal at best
:confused3The McGriddles aren't that bad. Greasy as heck, but they taste good.:thumbsup2

Why, burgers for breakfast of course.
That works too.:thumbsup2

The only problem was that the bellhop demanded that we move along because only the hotel guests were going to be allowed to use that chunk of sidewalk.
Stupid peanut butter sidewalk nazi.

he wasn’t going to get into the middle of the dispute unless fists started flying
But if they would forcibly try to remove you, the police would be on your side...:thumbsup2

(but I won’t be staying at that hotel any time soon)
I won't either! :thumbsup2

Nikola Tesla Corner
nice!

I haven’t yet researched (but you know I likely will).
Insert bonus feature here...

The next good thing about this spot was we were smack on top of a subway grate…
That's a good thing???:confused3

Every once and a while, the aroma was a might pungent, but the warm air forced out by the passing trains made the sharp cold a whole lot more bearable.
Ok, the warmth would be a good thing, but I'd be afraid of what else might be on the other side of a grate in New York City.:scared1:

When I arrived back at Tesla corner, the city engineers were just getting around to moving the stop lights and street lights out of the way.
Cool!

That’s just not something that I thought about being an issue.
I hadn't really considered that detail either. I guess I'd assumed that stuff would be taken care of more than a few hours before parade time. I guess NYC was still in business mode all day Wednesday though.

No rewiring, no fuss, no muss.
Just some evidence of a DOT engineer being productive. (See Mark, I can give credit where it is due) :rotfl2::lmao:
 
:faint: Oh, that's painful just to read.

It was more painful to experience


Now we'll see if this truly is the city that never sleeps:

Aha! Busted! :rotfl2:

:lmao:
In defense of their clime, the road was blocked off.
We did se a good bit of activity in other spots of town


Oh, sure, I could see doing that...


...once. :rotfl:

You may be right, but I don’t see myself getting the opportunity to test this one any time soon.


Awesome work. You guys deserve to be proud. :thumbsup2

Thanks. They did good. Much is expected of this group and they generally exceed that expectation.


That's almost Macgyver-esque in its resourcefulness. :thumbsup2

I prefer burgers to most “breakfast foods” anyway.
Breakfast is a dish best served at dinner time.


Seriously. Did he produce a deed to the sidewalk? It's not even like it was the Ritz-Carlton, where you'd expect that kind of entitlement.

Nope… I suspect that being a putz just came natural.


My guess is somebody got lit up like a Christmas tree here.

:lmao:
I like your explanation.


I usually don't like to utter sentences that start with those words. :rotfl2:

I don’t know… “It seemed a good idea at the time” seems to be the first words uttered for a fairly large portion of my life’s stories.


There's a sentence you don't see everyday.

Extreme conditions require extreme actions.


Yet another reason why engineers are awesome. And under-appreciated. :thumbsup2

I was impressed.
You can take a bow here if you’d like.
 
That's dangerously close to "why bother going to bed" territory.

That was an option, but we actually hit the racks at about 7:30. At first I thought that would be pointless, but we were so beat from the previous few days of travel, the we probably got a decent five-ish hours of shut eye.


I hope you used an insanity defense.

I used it… the jury didn’t buy it.
“Stupidity” I think was the word they used.


I have a feeling that the drive in sucked all the adrenaline out of everyone. Just a hunch...

The cold woke ‘em back up though.


Huh. Well, I guess they always advertise "Serving breakfast until 10:30!" (or whatever) But they never say when they start. Oh well. Nothing wrong with a Big Mac for breakfast.

It worked for me.
I generally eat leftovers form the previous night’s dinner for breakfast any way.


That's when you handle the situation "New York" style. Drop your drawers, mark the territory like a fox would, then say "you want this bit of sidewalk? It's all yours!" And walk away.

Now why didn’t I think of that?


But did you realize you posted this on his birthday? Admit it, that's why you waited so long between updates. You're a smart one, Rob. I'll give you that!

Smart? More like a lucky confidence.
I’m surprised that someone else actually picked up on that one.


Seems we can all learn a thing or two from the homeless. Except hygiene. We shouldn't learn that from them.

I’m paying close attention to the homeless these days.
I suspect that their life style is a whole lot like the retirement I’ll be able to afford.


Just like a garbage can on Main Street, USA for the Disney Parades!

:thumbsup2


It may have been an engineer that designed and built that, but you know some bureaucrat took the credit.

Or a politician.
It would fit into either job descriptions.



You should have done that earlier. It would keep you warmer.

A bon fire would have been more effective, but cops on the beat would have it.
 
The only time I have ever dragged myself out of bed that early was to start driving to Disney World. Coincidentally, that was about 23 hours after your early start. :rotfl2:

So I’m not the only loon around here then.


Awesome! And to think they were functioning that well at such a ridiculous time of day.

They have a knack for functioning very well under very trying circumstances.
As parents, it make you just a might proud.


:confused3The McGriddles aren't that bad. Greasy as heck, but they taste good.:thumbsup2

Haven’t tried one of those, but I’ll keep the recommendation in mind.


Stupid peanut butter sidewalk nazi.

Yah… what he said!


But if they would forcibly try to remove you, the police would be on your side...:thumbsup2

Probably, but I really wasn’t in the mood to test that hypothesis


That's a good thing???:confused3




Ok, the warmth would be a good thing, but I'd be afraid of what else might be on the other side of a grate in New York City.:scared1:

It was all about survival.
Without the “warmth”, the women in the group would probably have killed us.
It was best just not to think about what was going on down there.


I hadn't really considered that detail either. I guess I'd assumed that stuff would be taken care of more than a few hours before parade time. I guess NYC was still in business mode all day Wednesday though.

That’s about right. I figured that they didn’t want to interfere with the “normal” flow of traffic until they absolutely had to.
 

Bonus Feature 6:





Brave Sir Robin!





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The following has absolutely nothing to do with this TR or any part of our trip into Ney York City. But… you just can’t have too many references to “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”


Can you?


So now we pause for a musical interlude…
Hit it boys.



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MINSTREL (singing):

Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off,
And his...

ROBIN: That's -- that's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads.


{Scene with the three headed monster plays out here}



MINSTREL (singing): Brave Sir Robin ran away

ROBIN: No!

MINSTREL (singing): Bravely ran away away

ROBIN: I didn't!

MINSTREL (singing): When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled

ROBIN: No!

MINSTREL (singing): Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about

ROBIN: I didn't!

MINSTREL (singing): And gallantly he chickened out bravely taking to his feet

ROBIN: I never did!

MINSTREL (singing): He beat a very brave retreat

ROBIN: Oh, lie!

MINSTREL (singing): Bravest of the brave Sir Robin

ROBIN: I never!








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Chapter 4: Balloons Over Broadway
(Day 4 – The Main Event)




Part 2: Inside… Looking Out








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There are three general way to experience an event. You can see or hear about it second hand (the pay per view model of watching a boxing match for example). You could experience it firsthand (like those that bought tickets to the match and actually showed up). Or… you could be the spectacle itself (the boxer in the ring).

That last perspective provides a rather different view of things. And usually one that is blurry and obstructed. First off, you’re likely to be a little bit busy at the time and as such are not really paying attention to everything that’s going on around you. Second, you are limited in your point of reference. In a large festive event, say like a parade, only the bit of it that is just ahead of you is visible, and the bit just behind you may only be audible. The rest of it is a mystery at best. What does change in this instance is the scenery, but even then you still may not have time to really take everything in.

With this in mind, I’m going to tell you about the actual performance of 2011 Macy’s Parade twice. Once as the adults saw it unfold from Tesla Corner, and once from the point of view of the parade itself. Specifically… how it went down for our kids as they held one small spot about two-thirds of the way through the grand procession.

We’ll start off with their perspective.



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The view from the inside.




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Preliminaries




As I mentioned in the last update, we lost track of the kids at the corner of 6th Ave and 34th Street at around 3:30 in the morning. Without the right credentials, this corner was as far as the officials would allow us to travel. But there were a group of about ten chaperones that were assigned to tag along and those folks will be supplying most of the visuals that I’ll use in this update. Starting with this one right here…



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You’re standing at 34th and Broadway; an area also known as Herald Square. This is the southeast corner of the of the physical Macy’s department store and in just a moment or two, the fellow wearing the headset will give the kids a queue for them to take their turn on “The Spot”. From the last update you’ve already heard how that turned out, so I won’t dwell on the details, but… if you’d like to “see” how that went (well… sort of see it, but you can hear it pretty well) then you’ll find a video of that run-through right here (if you care to give it a click)…







After the official rehearsal was over, everyone was loaded back onto the busses and taken on up to the Times Square area for a bit of breakfast.



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The folks that helped us put this trip together for us were able to hire one of the more “touristy” (and much maligned) spots just off the square to do the catering. The décor was B-grad space movie kitsch, but Max reported that the grub was actually quite good (but they may just have been hungry). This break also offered up an opportunity for a few folks to catch up on their beauty sleep…



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The whole group hung out here until about sunrise and then jumped back onto the busses bound for the Upper West Side; 86th Street and Columbus Ave to be specific. That was their assigned drop off point.



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From here the directors lined every one up and lead the way a few blocks over and down into Central Park.



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You can see the building on the corner of 81st Street in the background here. Just out of frame to the left is the American Natural History Museum. There is a good bit of open space here so it’s a fine staging area for the balloons. But with all the folks needed to handle the characters and be part of all the other units in the parade, it was still rather crowded and a bit chaotic. Our kids squeezed into their assigned staging spot along Central Park West and started to get warmed up.



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A few of the other parents told me that this was actually a fun part of the day. There was a lot of action to watch, and they could get a glimpse of some of the “celebrities” that would be lip-sync… errrr… I mean performing that morning. As the bands in the area warmed up and practiced their parade routines, there was even a good bit of applause and appreciation doled out by the other folks waiting their turn to line up.




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The Main Event






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Show time had finally arrived. The first several units had already been staged in the middle of Central Park West (CPW) and at 9:00 they started on their way southward toward Times Square and finally to Macy’s. As each unit crossed the start line and those behind them moved up, the coordinators would then lead the next scheduled group out into the street and get them organized. After a while, it was our kids turn. They took their station on the line, got into parade formation and rolled out. Once they had crossed over 77th street, they were no longer spectators, but part of the spectacle.



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That last image sums up the bulk of their view for the next two to three miles. The main thing they could see was a giant inflated pink “Energizer Bunny” zigzagging along and at times changing course and charging back toward them (which caught the drum majors by surprise the first time it happened, so the kept a close eye of the critter from there on).

A few blocks down the way the official overhead photo got snapped…



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And it is revealed that the major balloon that they were escorting that day was the Pokemon character: Pikachu.

The kids never saw it though as they were too busy playing and marching.



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That image constitutes the proof that Max was actually there; outside row, second from the right in that image
(wielding a horn that’s half as big as he is).




What the kids did see while heading down the route was the people on the side lines and filling up the cross streets.



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Notice just how many rows deep the crowd is here? That’s just plain nutty and I’ll explain precisely how nutty it was a bit later on when the "grown-ups" encounter that kind of crush first hand.


I asked Max what the most memorable thing about marching in the parade was and he said that it was actually seeing all the folks watching form the windows of the buildings above…



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That one is at the corner of CPW and 71st Street (101 CPW to be exact).
If you can afford that kind of real-estate, you’ve got a great view of the proceedings to be sure.

Here’s how the crowd situation looked when they got to Columbus Circle in front of the Trump Tower…



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Max was not a fan of that particular part of the route. Being on the outside of the rank, it was quite tough to play, keep time and keep the line straight as they went the long way around that traffic circle (being as the folks on the outside had to move a whole lot faster than the ones on the inside of the circle… a physics lesson in action). He said it just about took all his breath away.

From there they headed east on Central Park South (aka: 59th Street) and then turned onto 7th Avenue (that’s the New York Athletic Club’s building in the foreground there).



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Heading down 7th seemed a little claustrophobic with skyscrapers rising ever upward on both side of them.



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They tell me that the wind was rather harsh as it whipped bitter cold air up this part of the route as well, but it opened up as they entered Times Square.



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This is the only spot I know of where the local sign ordinances state that all building must be cover in neon signage… the more the better. And nearly every major American icon is well represented.



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And I got to get a Disney plug into this part of the TR… Whooo-Hoooo!



From here the show progresses through the Square, crosses Broadway (which has been converted from street to pedestrian mall in this area and so is sadly no longer used as part of the actual parade route), and turns onto 42nd Street. One block to the east it turns again on to 6th Avenue. It’s along this part of the route that we got to see them just as they reached the clearing in front of Bryant Park.



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From here their journey is almost done. Just a couple of blocks below where we were standing is the “Quiet Zone”. Starting at 37th Street, the bands cannot play and the floats have to shut off any accompanying sound tracks so that they don’t interfere with the official taping going on in front of Macy’s itself. The kids just marched in line the three blocks from that point till they made their second turn of the day onto 34th.


And then…

It was their turn on “The Spot”



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I’ll talk about that moment a bit more later on, but the text that we all received form one of the parents that were along with them at the time went like this: “They aced it!”

The first half of the day was just about over for our youngen’s. They hit the last stinger at the end of the show arrangement, reformed into parade ranks, and continued west down 34th. The parade is officially completed once you cross back over 7th Ave, so the Drum Majors called them to a halt and then the group could now just walk along with the procession of people streaming down toward 8th Avenue. That’s where things start to break up. Floats and balloons go off one way, performers go another, and the bands turn south down Eighth to assemble for an official post parade photo…



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…taken on the steps of the main post office building on 8th between 31st and 33rd, directly across the street from Madison Square Garden (which oddly enough is no longer in Madison Square).


Show over, spectacle complete, from here it was a calm walk over to where the buses were parked. They stowed their gear and pretty much collapsed back into the seats.



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As you might have surmised, the ride back to the hotel that was just a little bit more sedate then the one that had started earlier at around two in the morning.










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Great point of view pictures! What an experience! :thumbsup2

This took me right back to my days of bus rides, ridiculous practice times, long marches, and the adrenaline that keeps it all going. Of course, our band never did anything as cool as this. ;)
 
I chose not to multi quote since this was really about the kids and there was very little to make fun of you for, but that was cool to see it from the Parade's point of view.

I'm glad the kids Aced it when they had their time in front of the camera. That will be a memory to last a lifetime and I'm sure they'll enjoy sitting around watching the parade with their grandchildren someday and telling them about the time they got to march in it. :thumbsup2

I like your crowd pictures. It makes the MSEP crowd on Main Street look like nothing. :rotfl2::rotfl::lmao:
 
I agree with Andy - it's really cool to see that massive of an undertaking from the inside. I'm sure it's an experience that Max and his classmates will never forget and kudos to them for nailing the performance! You may have answered this already, but how long is the route?
 
Very cool. What a memory for Max and the rest of the band. From now on when you watch the parade on TV, it will be, "Yea, my kid did that." Glad they nailed it.

Can personally attest to the crowds. When I lived in NY, my office was on 59th between 6th and 7th. Took the Pirate Princess to the parade one year. The crowds were lined up ridiculously deep. They have crossovers for pedestrians that are roped off. We would go to the crosswalk, get stopped there for a while so part of the parade could go by. Then when a break came, we would cross and then get into the line going back across the street. Did this a few times and worked out well. And yes, we scammed the system.
 

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