7/7 - Someone Needs a Nap!
The boys were now in the park and had rode a few things. One of those was POTC right after we did. This put them slightly behind us in the touring plan. Next item on the agenda was to go over to BTMRR to get fast passes. I texted Zach to let them know to head that way once off the ride.
When Steve, Zoe and I arrived at BTMRR there was no line. We made the call to ride then and there. Only the boys had not made it to us yet. I knew they were off POTC, but the layout of the park is slightly different between POTC and BTMRR and it was throwing them. I tried to walk slowly through the queue. This had Steve frustrated with me since we were having to let other people pass us and the line was starting to really fill up.
Now it should be noted that Zach recently had his phone die and so took my old one. My old non smart phone. I completely forgot that when texting on it, if another text comes in... you lose your "place" in texting and have to start over. Well, the closer to the front of the line we got and the more he didn't respond... the more I texted. Finally, he was able to get through and was

. I got a snippy little text telling me to stop texting him. At first I was so hurt and upset...
Meanwhile, we got onto the ride. Just as we did, I saw the boys were at the front of the other line. So they would be on next. Sorry, no pictures... I do LOVE that ride though. It was hard to be upset once were were off the ride. I think Zach felt the same way. We laughed about my panicked texts and his final reply back. He pointed out to me that he was unable to text back because I was not allowing him a chance. Ooops

I totally forgot about his (my old) phone being that way. Once we talked about it, I totally remember my own frustration numerous times when I would be typing a response (sometimes a long one) and a new text would come in..and all I had just typed would be lost.
We were now all together though and the sun was bright. It was a beautiful day.
We decided the next thing to do would be to eat. Kira had been talking about the menu at Hungry Bear Restaurant since they changed it, so she had urged us to go there. I knew I wanted to sit by the river to eat, so as planned... we made our way there.
Let me say this was my least favorite meal the entire trip. Even the bad pictures I took made the food look better than it was.
Steve and I split a fried green tomato sandwich.
The bun was dry. Very dry. The fried green tomato was not crisp...crunchy, but rather floppy. The sweet potato fries tasted only a bit salty..and I really wonder if they were fried in an oil that I am not use to because I could pick up on the taste of the oil. Two of us sharing and we did not finish.
Zoe wanted her own meal..and not a kids. (for anyone lurking out there wondering my ethics in regards to the WDW dinning plan... see... I do on occasion still pay oop for her to eat "as an adult")
She ordered a turkey sandwich.
The bun was very dry. Very dry. (what is is with a lack of transfats causing all breads and pastries to just be gross) The inside components were good enough, and we all ended up picking out pieces of the sandwich since she too though it was all bread and couldn't eat any more.
Zach ordered a burger (why didn't I do that?

)
However he didn't finish the oddly oily fries. The burger itself was just.. "meh"
Alex ordered a chicken sandwich. (Chicken sandwiches are his "burger". Zach loves burgers. Alex loves chicken sandwiches) He ordered it with onion rings.
I think the sandwich must have been a bit hit as it was gone in 2 seconds. The onion rings.. I believe were a bit oily...but he goobled them all up. (yay for a growing boys appetite

)
We lingered a bit as we decided what we were going to do. It was a nice quite spot and characters from Song of the South filtered by us...occasionally stopping to pester us. (I am not sure why they walked back and forth there) Like Brer Bear at one point standing right behind me with out my knowledge...and pretending like he was going to do something to me (I don't know what..he was behind me

). My family thought it was hilarious when I was then startled by him.
All and all it was a nice place to "escape" to and had I had a nice drink to sip, it would have been perfect. We did not choose to get dessert. I just didn't want to spend the money on a cupcake that I feared would quickly make its way to the garbage.
Another set of cms that we saw go back and forth were the ones from Davy Crockett's Explorer Canoes. I had that on our list, but just as in the past.. Steve was not at all into it. I think in years past he worried about the kids on it. Now though, Zoe was begging to go and while the boys had no interest, it was important to her. We decided that they guys would head back to Indiana Jones while I took Zoe to paddle a canoe.
She was so proud to pick out a paddle for each of us.
I had to get a shot of people actually paddling.. but more importantly the cm. Notice his shoulders and arms. Even the female cms who paddle these boats look like this. You can pick them out of a crowd. I am pretty sure these boats are not motor driven and that they really do have to paddle these to get the boats moving (since guests are all pretty worthless when it comes to being having the timing to paddle together.

)
Zoe was super excited by this point.
I suspect that she truly thought that she was going to be a good paddler. However, I think someone needed a nap.
Paddles in the water....
And stroke...
And... big crashing wave of water over Zoe as the person behind her (I believe a child) lifted the water out of the lake and dumped it right over her.
Shock..a bit of a cry out....
AND stroke....
And...big crashing wave of water over Zoe as the person ahead of her (I believe an adult) pushed water behind and up out of the lake and right over Zoe.
Shock and now anger... Zoe began crying. She was super frustrated. Everyone was giggling (because no one could do this timed paddle..everyone was hitting eachother..splashing...at BEST clinking paddles

) This was no good for Zoe though. She assumed everyone were "not following the rules" on purpose. She assumed those near here were getting her wet on purpose. She just wanted everyone to paddle correctly...and let her do "her job"

She was so mad. I felt bad for her, but I could see that there was no way this was going to be the ride she thought it would be. I had to grab her paddle and hold her.. and tell her we would just be enjoying the ride... but most importantly that she WAS NOT gong to ruin everyone else's time by yelling, screaming and crying.
Once off the ride she was wet and still pretty frustrated. The guys met up with us right near the exit. I think Zach gets a kick out of when his wee little sis is soo angry. She and he are cut from much the same cloth...and her wanting to throttle someone for what she saw as their misbehavior

was hilarious to him.
It was decided that they would go on Splash Mountain now. We had 3 fast passes, and I decided I would sit out the ride.
This gave me a chance to head to Pooh's Corner. This is a candy shop tucked way back in the corner of critter country. This is where my very very favorite treat - a Tigger Tail - is served. In the past, it was the ONLY location in all of DLR (DTD included) where one could be purchased. Since the last time we went to DL though, I knew they way they made it had changed. I still had to try though.
I walked in and looked at the case. I then saw they were being made fresh.
I kinda scoffed at the orange sugar and sparked up a conversation with a cm. Now, here is another difference between WDW and DLR... the cms. In WDW, I feel they are kinda magical (usually) They don't break character much and you aren't usually given a sense that they are real people with real lives. The cms at DLR tend to talk to you just like a checker at the grocery store would. "been at work,so long... I do this for fun when not at work... I have a wedding to go to" what ever it is.. that small talk seems to be something I don't normally have happen at WDW. So I was kinda suprised to learn that the gals working there dont necessarily eat candy. One hasn't tried anything they have there. now "her husband on the other hand.... "

I did get more of the "skinny" on the forbidden transfats though. Not a single item in that shop now has ANY transfats. So... my beloved Tigger Tail who was once marshmallows dipped in caramel, dipped in orange colored-orange flavored -white chocolate then drizzled with dark chocolate has been reduced to something not as good. The orange sprinkles... well, they are a tad bitter. The smooth overall melt in your mouth goodness of the previous tail has a gritty bitter sugar layer to get through before hitting the still pretty good caramel and marshmallow part.
This is what I had
I nibbled at it and never finished the entire thing. I convinced Zach to take a bite..but the bitter (food coloring taste) of the sprinkles made him scrunch up his face and about spit it out.
If you want to read more (as if my little tangent wasn't enough) about the previous tail vs. the new one...
THIS is a good article and does show a picture of the one I miss.
Ok..enough lamenting over the treat.
The rest of my family still appeared to be on the ride. (hmm

) The ride broke down (OMG...the amount of down times on the rides at DLR on this trip was WEIRD. I don't remember if this is just standard for DL... but rides would go down and stay down..not for minutes..but sometimes hours) They were right at the front of the line...so they decided to wait to see if the ride started back up.
Well, with no line at the Winnie the Pooh ride...I hopped on. My, what bliss. A treat (by myself) A ride (by myself) No one fussing at me to fix something... or direct them somewhere... or any of the things that happen while we vacation. After all, I am my family's personal vacation planner/guide. There were a couple times on this trip that it because ridiculously apparent just how much they rely on me to figure things out for them. But not at this moment. At this moment I didn't have a care in the world. I didn't even worry about fixing their current situation. They made the call to stay in line. I didn't tell them to stay or go. I was not going to be accountable for their happiness in this endeavor. I was only accountable for mine...and yes, bliss...bliss it was.
Snap back to reality though when exiting the ride. There they were! (Splash mountain exit is right across from the Winnie the Pooh exit for those WDW people who are thinking fantasyland vs. frontierland... this is all in crittercountry) In the "oh..you are right there" I left the bag of photos on the ride. I immediately realized though and so turned right around to get the cm to grab it. Ooops, Pooh is now down...have to wait a few minutes while they open and close all the ride car doors.
Standing in line for the time they did only to not ride the ride only helped to make Zoe more frustrated. Add in that it was now a scheduled break in my plan.. Add in that Steve was tired... It was now time to head back to the hotel. Only, for the boys who had only rode a couple things..they did not want to leave. Zoe and Steve though needed a nap and Zoe was thrilled at the possibility that Steve would take her in the pool.
With that the two of them were off and the boys and I stayed.
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