A reading from the Trip of Matthew. *New Pg.4 6/27*

[amy2girls]

ok ready for more!!!!!!!111

 

[lizardqueen]

OK, I'm in. Can't wait to read the rest!

 

[GottaGetToDisney!]

Okay, allright, I'll come out of my usual lurkdom long enough to tell you that I am thoroughly enjoying your TR! You begged for the praise and we've delivered, so now you must keep up your end of the deal and WRITE (type) MORE! Please? And SOON! Please?

Gotta Get To Disney!


P.S. I do know, unfortunately, who "the Miz" is. He's from my neck of the woods. No, I'm not bragging.

 

[M&M's]

Wow. I didn't expect this many responses so quickly. I'm flattered. And at the same time I am now committed to actually delivering an entertaining trip report in a (somewhat) timely manner. Oh crap.

I merged your tread together. Hope you don't mind.
Nice heading for your TR, what was your other one?

[Insert catchy title here] was the old title. I understand that like the cover of a book, people often do in fact judge something by its cover when they don't know what the contents are. So I needed a catchy title, and couldn't think of one at the time. And muchos gracias for merging the threads!

I'm at the end already?! I'm likin' your style! keep writing-

Sorry! I just got started. I'll keep it up. There's nothing worse than an entertaining trip report that stalls out. Not saying mine is necessarily entertaining. But I hope you find it that way.

I'm here, I'm here! I love it.... I'm even leaving 5 min late for work to tell you this! And I skimmed the last report... but I swear I will read it in full when I get home!

Sorry that I made you late. I'll make sure you don't enjoy it anymore from here on. Sound like a plan?

Loved the pre-trip and looking forward to the TR!

And I NEVER cry (if of course by never we mean all the time!)

Great Work!

I'm glad you were touched by something in my TR enough to cause a chemical reaction in your brain to signal your tear ducts to start overproducing tears enough so that they caused an overflow of tears onto your cheek. What did it though? It must have been when I wrote that I discovered the disboards. I cry there too.

No, seriously. Thank you for sharing that. I'm glad you have enjoyed it so far. Because it's only going downhill from here.

Finally, a trip report that's about something.

Yeah. My target was pointless drivel, but some substance actually snuck out. Sorry 'bout that.

I'm sad to admit that I know who this is. Fortunately, no one knows who I am.

We know you as ZZUB. You are a legend with that e-name. We don't know anymore because you wisely keep that info from us. Which show did you discover The Miz from? He was on at least a half dozen different reality shows and is now a "professional" wrestler on WWE.

There are worse things to have diarrhea of. Not that I know. But I hear things. Smell them too, actually.

TMI #4.

That's just full on funny.

How's that go? Even a blind dog can find a bone some days. But thank you. I try.

That wench has relatives everywhere. Her parents were entirely too prolific.

No doubt.

Congratulations on your baby girl. As I'm sure you've already discovered, being a daddy to a little girl is great.

It's absolutely wonderful! And congratulations to you as well. Your current TR is my personal favorite because of how you let down your guard and just type your mind. It's an honor for you to have shared any of that with us. Thank you.

I enjoyed reading this. The title caught my attention. If you made that up on the fly, good job. Also a warning: in a little while the likes of Mel HappyHaunt (or Happyhat as she is wont to call herself), LaKisha, Frickles and assorted other types will stop by, hijack your thread and hurl hateful invective at you, me, the producers of Lost and three other TV shows you've never watched. Whatever you do: don't respond to them!

I cannot emphasize this point more strongly!

They're like ducks. Or stray dogs. Once you feed them, they keep coming back.

And if Mel sends you a basket of muffins, for the love of all that is decent, DO NOT EAT THEM!

Yes dad. I've seen things. But are these union or non-union ducks?

Great start - I'm really enjoying your writing style. Nice and dry...doesn't get better than that, or does it?

BTW - I think your title is terrific and I'm not even religious. So at least you know that you've captured the attention of one apathetic agnostic. That's all I can manage in the "big word" department right now.

And congrats on that baby!

I am a very dry person. This is from a lifetime of going in the pool and my Dad screaming "Don't get wet!". Apathetic Agnostic, eh? Awesome. And thanks!

ok ready for more!!!!!!!111

Here's my work schedule: Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Thirteen hours a day. I'm an EMT. I'll get my typing on during my baby girl's naps on my days off. At least, that's the plan, right? One more thing. Did you accidentally take your pinky off the shift key too early and got the 1's or did you do it on purpose? I need to know these things.

OK, I'm in. Can't wait to read the rest!

Glad you are in, but you must wait. Perfection takes time. My brain takes longer.

Okay, allright, I'll come out of my usual lurkdom long enough to tell you that I am thoroughly enjoying your TR! You begged for the praise and we've delivered, so now you must keep up your end of the deal and WRITE (type) MORE! Please? And SOON! Please?

Gotta Get To Disney!


P.S. I do know, unfortunately, who "the Miz" is. He's from my neck of the woods. No, I'm not bragging.

Thank you. I will have to keep up my end now. There's no turning back now. Sorry about you knowing the Miz. He gets around I guess.

Okay, I responded to all of my loyal fans. Who am I kidding. I'm savoring any response I get. I probably won't go all out like this again. I'm just not used to any attention. Anyway, after I get a lengthy response from ZZUB that I know must have taken a bit of time with all the quoting, I do have nowhere to go but down. Well, I guess we all should just enjoy the ride!

 

[roxannensteve]

Okay, I responded to all of my loyal fans. Who am I kidding. I'm savoring any response I get. I probably won't go all out like this again. I'm just not used to any attention. Anyway, after I get a lengthy response from ZZUB that I know must have taken a bit of time with all the quoting, I do have nowhere to go but down. Well, I guess we all should just enjoy the ride!

So, What are you saying? You left me out...snifff, sniff.. Am I not loyal? Just joking, came back for more, thats all. I love your writing style.

 

[lamagique]

This is really great so far! I really like your style! And I know what you mean about coming the the DisBoards and discovering Trip Reports. I've been here for... what? About a month... a little more now? And I can't get out of the TR boards... they are addictive. I feel like I am at WDW every day of my life. IT'S AN AMAZING FEELING. (Whoa, all caps. Calm down, LaMagique, calm down.) Anyway... keep writing 'cause I'm reading!

 

[LaLa]

Although I think you left out the most important one. No, not that one. The other one. The one that starts with a D. Dy-NO-mite! Or is it Dummy? I forget.

Also a warning: in a little while the likes of Mel HappyHaunt (or Happyhat as she is wont to call herself), LaKisha, Frickles and assorted other types will stop by, hijack your thread and hurl hateful invective at you, me, the producers of Lost and three other TV shows you've never watched. Whatever you do: don't respond to them!

I cannot emphasize this point more strongly!

Now I'm officially freaked out! And also more than a little insulted. How do you DO that?!

Moving on.

Just discovered your TR, Matt and I'm loving your humor. And although your on the fly title IS very catchy, I think this is what got me hooked...

Bottom line, I will try my best to give you an entertaining diversion from your everyday life and give you a chance to enjoy Walt Disney World through my own and my wife’s eyes. All three of them. No, just kidding. We’ve got two apiece. I think.

Well, that and all the other funny you're throwing around.

Just kidding. That one’s already taken. How about ‘Melandisney’? That could refer to any time you are sad that you are not at Disney.

I too have experienced Melandisney. It's not a pretty thing. TFI.

We woke up before the crack of dawn on September 16th, 2006. I don’t know what saying you could use for the time before the crack of dawn. Maybe the full butt cleavage of dawn?

This was so funny I spewed sweet tea with lemon on my monitor.

As you can see, we had a lot of luggage. Women are not light packers.

So it's not just me?

I will triple check (heck, I’ll nonuple check) each installment for correct spelling, because that’s how I roll.

Don't look now but you may (or may not) have a spelling error back there. Somewhere. And no, I'm not saying where. Or wear, even.

Congratulations on your sweet baby girl! She's precious. I'm really enjoying your trip report. It's hilarious. You're off to a great start and I can't wait to see how yall roll it in the World.

 

[misscmac]

Can't wait to read more!

 

[GSD4ME]

You are very funny!!! (I really enjoy the sarcasm, too.) Looking forward to more!

 

[pierresgirl]

I'm loving it so far!!

 

[wuv tigger]

did you know that I can be IMPATIENT at times

really am enjoying your tr

 

[ncseric]

Great report so far, and an EMT to boot. Gotta love those overnight shifts... at least there's no traffic at that time of night/morning.

 

[Marion]

Sorry that I made you late. I'll make sure you don't enjoy it anymore from here on. Sound like a plan?

Nope. It's too late for that now. I mean, I could pretend to not enjoy it, but we'd both know I was lying. Unless I wasn't. But we'll never be sure now.

Carry on.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Well, I was experiencing melandisney, so I turned to the internet for help.

I'm here now.

And, I ain't gonna lie to you: It's a problem.

Anywho... I'm a NON-UNION duck. In case you were wonderin'. I sink or swim on my own.

Plus... I work for crackers. Unless they're Wheat Thins.

Heh heh.

You wanted your ego inflated???!!!


Ok.


Do this: Buy a Hummer. Or a big big dog. Or else... a really BIG treat. An Itsakadoozie. For example.

Now then: This is THE BEST trippie I've read in AGES!!!!!!


It rocks. So far.


Oh. Just remember this: He's NOT ZZUB. He's D. To the double O. To the F. US.

TFI.


Congrats on your new lovely lady!!!!

Maelstrom!!!


And watch out for some OTHER lovely ladies. Around here. NOLa.


I'm in. Like Flynn.


Cheers, Melancholy.

 

[LeahJ]

Love the title -

I know The Miz - from his first stint on Real World - as well as the Inferno, the Gauntlet and all the other battles.

AND - I got the Joey adoption letter allusion - so all of this really proves that I just watch too much t.v.!

LOL



Looking forward to more!

Leah

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I figure: It's time to bump some other GREAT trippies UP!!!!


Bumping UP is the new wubbin' a lamp:

 

[GSD4ME]

You wanted your ego inflated???!!!


Ok.


Do this: Buy a Hummer. Or a big big dog.

Not to hijack the thread, but I'm gonna for just a minute . . .

Happyhaunt: What's wrong with having a big, big dog???? I have two of them (see my aviator) and, if anything, they can deflate your ego pretty fast! Has anyone else out there ever tried to walk 180 lbs. of German Shepherd? They really know how to make you look like a fool when one wants to sniff in one direction and the other decides they like something on the other side of the street! Not that that has ever happened to ME, mind you!!


Okay, more TR, please!!

 

[NCTWINSMOM]

Hooked...you have me waiting for more!

 

[estherhead]

Count me in. I have a 2 month old baby girl myself. But I didn't go to Disney 20 weeks preggo. And she is my 3rd girl. An unfortunately, I'm also a reality TV junky who has gotten all referances thus far. We must be living parallel lives.

 

[M&M's]

Hello fellow Dis'ers! (is that how that would be spelled?)

I really am a bit flummoxed over the response. I'm feeling verklempt.

Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic.

The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy nor Roman nor an Empire. Discuss.

....

Ok. I'm feeling better. But really. Thanks for all the early support.

I haven't even gotten to the trip yet. Y'all are in for a big letdown let me tell ya. Yeesh.

I'll get back to this thread and respond to all y'all when I have more time, but I have to sleep now. There's lives to save ya know.

They'll be another chapter before Wednesday night. Just to let you in on my plan, I hope to have one good sized chapter a week. That way, I can really take my time with the chapter and make it as entertaining as possible for you lovely peeps.

A'ight? Later yo!