Sheree Bobbins
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Lost Chapter in Genesis
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>>> >Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So God
>>>asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to
>>>talk to.
>>> >
>>> >God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would
>>>be a woman.
>>> >
>>> >He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when
>>>you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
>>> >
>>> >She will always agree with every decision you make.
>>> >
>>> >She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle
>>> >of the night to take care of them.
>>> >
>>> >She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was
>>>wrong when you've had a disagreement.
>>> >
>>> >She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and
>>>passion whenever you need it."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
>>> >
>>> >God replied, "An arm and a leg."
>>> >
>>> >Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
>>> >
>>> >The rest is history....
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>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So God
>>>asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to
>>>talk to.
>>> >
>>> >God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would
>>>be a woman.
>>> >
>>> >He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when
>>>you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
>>> >
>>> >She will always agree with every decision you make.
>>> >
>>> >She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle
>>> >of the night to take care of them.
>>> >
>>> >She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was
>>>wrong when you've had a disagreement.
>>> >
>>> >She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and
>>>passion whenever you need it."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
>>> >
>>> >God replied, "An arm and a leg."
>>> >
>>> >Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
>>> >
>>> >The rest is history....
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