I drove a toilet because they announced it at Wal-Mart.
♥DizzyDizney♥;26694112 said:XD
I partied with a matress, because I have a sunburn.
Ily Matress. <3![]()
I partied with Pete Wentz cuz' my momma told me to.
12/2/purple
Wow, that one is funny.
I married a turkey bc my momma told me to.
I guess I always knew my mom was crazy
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I married a turkey bc my momma told me to.
I guess I always knew my mom was crazy
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I painted a toilet cause I just escaped rehab.
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