A limerick for this board

[airhead]

Before I posted on W.I.S.H,
my meals were a pretty bland dish
Now,its been just a week,
and I've changed my technique
from boring to wicked dee-lish!!!!!

I know,I spend WAY too much time wasting time!!!!

Airhead( or egghead!! )

 

[karebear1]

How about this one-------

There once was an overweight lass
Who never could get off her (ahem........) BUTT
But one day-
SURPRISE!!
She opened her eyes,
and started to lose all that mass!


OK- I know it's lame and not as good as airheads- but at least I tried!

 

[airhead]

I love writing limericks! You did a great job!! Very funny!!!


airhead

 

[Kelsie]

There once was a WISHer who fed
on Mayo and Tuna (no bread)
They hailed from Mass
Were at the head of the Class
Until they were deemed an 'egghead'

 

[karebear1]

Very good Kels!!!

 

[John In Illinois]

There once was a woman named Kelsie

Who did great things for everyone "elsie"

She helped out with clippies

And recipes for "dippies"

And now I can tighten my "beltsie" (ok so I stink at limerick writing)

 

[Kelsie]

LMBO!!! John!!

 

[Kelsie]

There once was a WISHer name John
Who went from ugly duckling to Swan
He lost 40 Pounds
Chose light blues over browns
And now he thinks he's Don Juan!

 

[nativetxn]

Y'all are good! I don't think I have any limerick writing talent. I'll try to think of one.

I loved all of these

 

[Kelsie]

There once was a WISHer name Kath
Who kept others on the right path
So, you better pray
That you never stray
If you do, you will suffer her wrath

 

[nativetxn]

HEE, HEE, HEE, I love it. That's right <i>I'm bad</i>

 

[Kelsie]

There once was a WISHer name Karebear
Who's prepairing to use her new Timeshare
She wants to look slim
It's not just a whim
And we're here to see that she gets there!

 

[nativetxn]

Kelsie, you are really <b>good</b> at this limerick busines.

 

[karebear1]

Thanks Kels! You are sooooooo so cute!!!!

We're all poets- and we didn't know it!!! Come on Kath- you can do this!!!

 

[Dizzy-Disney4]

I didn't realize you guys were so talented!! Those were great!

 

[Beanie]

Great limricks!! They all are so good!! Kelsie you are awesome at it!!

 

[Mackey Mouse]

There was once a wish Disser named Beanie.
she was always kind never a meanie..
Lost over 11 pounds this past week
climbed the mountain and reached the peak..
Bravo to us all, you all know of what I speak..

OK, I am not as good as Kelsie.. but I did try..

 

[Beanie]

Awww Ms. Mackey...my very own Limerick!! I feel so special!! Thank you so much!!

I love it too, you are very good at it!

 

[nativetxn]

Aww, Marsha, that's a sweet limerick.

 

[Kelsie]

There once was a Diser name Mackey
Who's Jewelry is NEVER tackey
But give her a song
And sing along
Word is, she gets a bit wackey


OK, you try rhyming Marsha and Mackey