A humorous look at what we'd do if we invaded WDW

[parlay]

We'll bless your heart...we do what we can!

Wait a minute!! Did you just call me a moron?

 

[Mickey'sApprentice]

Wait a minute!! Did you just call me a moron?

Bless your pretty little heart.

Poor child, he's dumber than a stump...and can't hold his water neither!

Pronunciation - (Po' chil', dummer'n a stump...an cain't hold his wat-ter knee-thur!)

 

[Swayhoover90]

Wait a minute!! Did you just call me a moron?

That's what my beloved sweet mama used to say to my cousin Ron when he came over for Sunday lunch..."You want some more Ron"?

 

[Ellester]

Y'all are cracking me up! I haven't laughed so hard in I don't know how long!

 

[Swayhoover90]

Wait a minute!! Did you just call me a moron?

Come to think of it, that is what my daddy use to say to me when he was "whuppin" my brother. He would look over at me and say, "You want some more Ron"?

Funny thing is my name isn't Ron.

Hey! He was actually saying, "Want some moron"? Maybe daddy didn't love me after all!!!

 

[Mickey'sApprentice]

That's what my beloved sweet mama used to say to my cousin Ron when he came over for Sunday lunch..."You want some more Ron"?

Well, thats not bad, unless she said he was a little thick in the head.

That reminds me of a sweet lady I used to know.

She'd say...do you want some more, John Dear. I always thought of John Deere tractors.

 

[Swayhoover90]

Well, thats not bad, unless she said he was a little thick in the head.

That reminds me of a sweet lady I used to know.

She'd say...do you want some more, John Dear. I always thought of John Deere tractors.

 

[jstarcze]

All CM's will be called Bubba.

 

[stichy]

All CM's will be called Bubba.

Love it. Love everything named Bubba. My rottie was named Elmer and his call name was Bubba.

It took me a while to figure out "bless yo heat" was an insult. We transplanted here 4 years ago.

 

[GuySmiley]

(puts on helmet)

Sweet Tea? Isn't that when you take perfectly good tea and pour sugar in it and stir?

(runs back to Colorado)

 

[Swayhoover90]

(puts on helmet)

Sweet Tea? Isn't that when you take perfectly good tea and pour sugar in it and stir?

(runs back to Colorado)

Oh no you didn't!!!! Why...why...I'd get a bunch of Tar Heels together and drive over to Colorado to get you but the muffler on the car is dragging and I need to get a ride to Walmart to get some duck (duct) tape to fix it.