...and it was the truth!!
We used a TA that trip and it for some reason none of the requests for any of their clients went through the Disney system. When I saw the room we were assigned I actually began to giggle - the CM looked at me like I had heads...but it was the exact room we were given on our very first Poly stay in March 1982 (this was December 2007). It was a not so great room and I had no desire to stay there again (I explained to her why it was kind of funny and why I'd appreciate her checking to see if any of the other rooms might be available) - First floor, with a patio so overgrown with bushes that we could not find the patio. I was alone with 4 pre-teens and it gave me the creeps..but then I noticed a
family of roaches hi-tailing it up the wall!!
Soo, I called the front desk and they told me they were booked solid, but would move us the next morning. To have our luggage ready at 8 a.m to be picked up and come to the front desk for a new room.
We did just as told and when we arrived at the front desk she told us we could not have a new room until check-in at 3 p.m.! I explained our situation and what we were told (never occurred to me to ask for a manager), but she said nope, 3 p.m. We only had 3 ngts and this was our second day/ngt already and we'd be room-less.
Well, we'd packed everything. Our original plan was to go to the MK, then back to the resort around noon for some pool time, then dinner and back to the MK (EPCOT had just opened in Oct, but weren't going there that trip). That wasn't going to happen, so we enjoyed the MK for the day. Not hard to do.
Well, 3 p.m. comes and goes...finally around 5 we get our new key...head for our new room and what??? It's the room directly above the 1st room!!! I was stunned....it was the last room I expected. This time I called and did ask for a manager - when I told him of our adventure, he apologized over and over again..offered to change the room immediately, but I declined as we wanted some time to enjoy and not keep changing rooms.
We stayed in that night, left bright and early for our last day - when we returned there as a HUGE basket filled with goodies and an apology note from Mickey! Don't think that would happen today.
The point of this long drawn out story? No idea

, but it was a nice trip down memory lane for me.
