A Funny ~ for Cat Lovers

[Cass]

This is very funny, and so typical of trying to figure out how a cats brain works.

http://www.jimmcneill.com/dance.html

 

[KristaTX]

Thanks for sharing - that was great !

 

[Cass]

Thanks for sharing - that was great !

My daughter and I laughed our heads off at this... we have a cat just like this

 

[DemonLlama]

If you haven't seen the funny cats video, here it is:
http://www.funfry.com/showphoto.php/photo/1524/password/sort/1/size/medium/cat/654/page/

(Be sure not to watch when you are supposed to be working or when you have anything liquid in your mouth.)

Rules of Etiquette for Inexperienced Cats
1. If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good.
2. Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the evening. He won't dare push you off and will even call you "nice kitty." If you can arrange to have cat food on your breath, so much the better.
3. For sitting on laps or rubbing against trouser legs, select colors which contrast with your own.
4. Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.
5. For guests who say, "I love kitties," be ready with aloof disdain, claws applied to stockings or a quick nip on the ankles.
6. Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once the door is opened for you, it is not necessary to use it. You can change your mind. When you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half in and half out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather or mosquito season.
7. If one person is busy and the other is idle, sit with the busy one. For book readers, get in close under the chin, unless you can lie across the book itself.
8. For ladies knitting, curl quietly into lap and pretend to doze. Then reach out and slap knitting needles sharply. This is what she calls a dropped stitch. She will try to distract you. Ignore it.
9. For people doing homework, sit on the paper being worked on. After being removed for the second time, push anything movable off the table, like pens, pencils, stamps -- one at a time.
10. Get enough sleep during the daytime so that you are fresh for playing at night between 2 and 4 a.m.

 

[ilovedale3]

That was so cute! That describes our cat Minnie perfectly!

 

[Cass]

If you haven't seen the funny cats video, here it is:
http://www.funfry.com/showphoto.php/photo/1524/password/sort/1/size/medium/cat/654/page/

I could watch that video all day long!

 

[DemonLlama]

 

[cats7494]

Too funny!

 

[Cass]

Bumping for my buddy who was looking for this link

http://www.jimmcneill.com/dance.html

 

[helenabear]

OMG, that one was too funny

 

[Virgo10]

Hysterical. We even have a cat that looks like the one in that clip.

 

[geniegirl]

LOL - Just like my 2!

 

[chibichibirei]

Omg! thats too funny! and that cat is my cat Princess!!

 

[MJTinNH]

Great thread. Thanks for posting the links and the list is too true!

 

[MNSusan]

Just found a new ab workout... laughing at kitties! Owww, my stomach hurts.

 

[Beastlover]

Totally what I go thru daily with Laila when I sit at my computer!!

 

[Cass]

I don't get tired of seeing this thing when ever we watch it we roar with laughter