Here is a good one for you:
My boyfriend and I were at Blizzard Beach on Thursday last week, taking advantage of our EMHs, and there was an employee coming around asking to see our keys to the world before we got to the gate, to weed out anyone who wasn't staying in a resort.
There was a family standing in front of us, a mom dad and their two kids. The woman takes out her and her kids keys, and they go ahead...but the father has his key in the bottom of his bag. So he starts mouthing off to the employee: "This isn't the front gate, I'm not showing my key. I only have to show my key at the front gate, and this isn't it, so I'm not getting it out." and so on,,,being a complete jerk to this employee, who is only trying to help people get in faster. So the employee says "maybe I should get a manager, I'm only doing my job, trying to get you extra time in the water park sir. But if you don't want to cooperate, I can have a manager help you."
So then his wife chimes in "no thats ok, no need for a manager," and the guy says "this is just a f*cking pain in my a** thats all, no need for a manager, I just have to dig this god d*mn thing out of my bag"...and finally he does and as the employee walks away, the guy says "I'll talk to a f*cking manager, I'm not afraid"....
all in front of me and my boyfriend,,,and plenty of children, including his own.
so I turn to my boyfriend and say,"gosh what a jerk. the employee is just doing his job, what a jerk!"
HIS WIFE HEARS ME! Turns around and says, "Thats my husband you're talking about..."
and I looked at her and said "Yea, and I called him a jerk, because thats what he is. There is no need for that"
And they walked off...And we enjoyed our stay at Blizzard Beach very much . The end.