A Blond Joke

[WDWHound]

Three women escape from prison....one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde.

They run for miles until they come upon an old barn. They decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The sheriff tell his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him just three gunnysacks.

The sheriff told him to find out what was in them.

The deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it, and she said "Woof! Woof!"

The deputy told the sheriff that there was a dog in the first bag.

Then he kicked the bag with the brunette in it and she said "Meow! Meow!"

The deputy reported that there was a cat in the second bag.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again, a little harder, and the blonde said "Potatoes."

 

[Timster]

Two blondes were walking along when they came across some tracks.

The first blond said that they were bear tracks. The second said no, those are moose tracks.

They were still arguing about it when the train hit them.

 

[WWTBAMFAN]

lol

 

[birdiesunshine]

Did you hear about the 3 blondes that froze to death at the drive in movie theatre?
They went to see "closed for the winter"



Not meant to offend any blondes. I just think that joke is really funny.

 

[Rokkitsci]

You know why blonde jokes are so short??




So the Brunettes can understand them

 

[Stepharoonie!]

 

[LargoLori]

Why was the blond staring at the can of frozen orange juice?




Because it said "concentrate".

 

[CynJ]

What did the blond say when the doctor told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?!??"

 

[pam66]

I am loving these!

 

[HisEllyNelly]

As a blonde I just have to say I LOVE BLONDE JOKES. They always crack me up.

 

[Sparx]

A trucker was driving down the road.
A blonde cuts him off, driving a candy-apple-red corvette.
He gets mad... But keeps driving down the road.
About 3 or 4 miles down the road he sees her again.
He pulls her over.
He gets out of the car, so does she.
He said, "did you think that that was funny!?"
"what?" The blonde replied innocently...
"what!? I will tell you what!" the trucker said
He reached into his truck and pulled out a piece of chalk and a hammer.
He draws a circle on the ground with the chalk. He said, "stand in that circle, and don't get out!"
The blonde obeys
He takes the hammer and breaks the windshild...
he turns around, the blond is smileing.
"oh, you like that!?"
He bangs up the hood...
This time she is laughing!
"grrrrrrrrrrr..."
Then he pops the tires, cuts up the seats, and bangs up the engin.
Now the blonde is rolling on the side of the road laughing!
"what is so funny? I just totaled your car, and you are laughing!"
"well,"The blonde said "When you weren't looking, I steped out of the circle THREE times!"

 

[Sparx]

You know why blonde jokes are so short??




So the Brunettes can understand them

Hmmmmm...
is it just me, or are you blonde?



I am blonde too! Lol... I love blonde jokes...

 

[Skywalker]

A blonde calls up her boyfriend asking for help with a jigsaw puzzle. She tells him how it is so hard, nearly impossible and begs him to come over and help her. He asks her what the puzzle is. She says its of a rooster. Skeptical, he goes over to check it out. He takes one look, rolls his eyes, and says "For God's sake, put the cornflakes back in the box!"

 

[MrsKreamer]

this thread is so funny!

I wanna see more!

 

[Sparx]

I blonde and a brunett own a ranch.The brunette takes the car to go to a cattle sale in another city. She told her sister that she would send a telegrame for her to come if she wanted to buy a new bull... She goes and takes $200.00 . She finds a beautiful bull and buys him on the spot, He is $199.00. She goes to the telegram office to send word to her sister. She sees that it is $1.00 per word... She thinks a moment, then it comes to her. She said, "I would like to send a telegrame to my sister, i just bought a bull and i need her to bring the truck." "What do you want it to say?" The girl behind the counter asks. "comfortable" She replies. "what?" the girl asks. "My sister is blonde" she explaind, "She will read it slowly...'COM-FER-DA-BLE'"

 

[cvemom]

LOL...Keep them coming. These are great.

 

[Tinky]

oh yea their just peachy

 

[Timster]

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".


Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Disclamer: Blonde's are great, but the jokes are kinda funny

 

[Tinky]

nobody ever mentions that red heads hair stinks.....

 

[Timster]

Q: What's safer: a redhead or a pirahna?
A: The pirahna. They only attack in schools.


Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!