90 Day Fiancé!

[Donnainnj]

OMG. I can’t figure out how in the world those cups would work. No thanks. Yuck.

Funny story, I heard about menstrual cups here on the disboards. There is a learning curve but they work well. Much better than tampons for me.

 

[ShirikiUtundu]

Stephanie did what a lot of people do, made up a complete fake perfect life on social media.

So true. But her prude old lady act is hilarious considering she's a cam girl!

Omg yes! He so weird. Although I don't think a stomach ulcer can do that.

Yeah I agree that a stomach ulcer probably doesn't do that either. Maybe she purposely made her breath stink to ward him off haha.

Ulcers caused by H. pylori definitely give halitosis!

 

[antmaril]

So, is Lana going to answer the door when David arrives at her apartment? What about Tom and Darcy? Will she cave? Is Yolanda going to realize Williams isn’t real? Enquiring minds want to know!!

Can you tell I am looking forward to tonight’s episode? It’s the high point of the day.

 

[Summer2018]

So, is Lana going to answer the door when David arrives at her apartment? What about Tom and Darcy? Will she cave? Is Yolanda going to realize Williams isn’t real? Enquiring minds want to know!!

Can you tell I am looking forward to tonight’s episode? It’s the high point of the day.

Some fat bald guy wearing a "wife beater" is going to answer the door and stare at the rug on David's head with envy.

Tom will waste everyone's time just to be on television, and I really hope not.

Yolanda will never believe the truth and should really have a Catfish intervention with Neve.

 

[Eeyore daily]

I’m sure Yolanda will just say “How did the Williams picture get on this persons profile!?”

 

[ShirikiUtundu]

Yolanda and David should just get together. I know he likes young Russian girls that definitely are real and she likes young buff English gentlemen with obviously English accents, but they both live in Vegas, both are too dumb to be left alone, and together they are past the point of procreation. Win win win!

 

[hereyago]

Grabbing my Twinkie, strawberry pudding whip cream dessert and about to watch the Trainwreck lol.

 

[Worfiedoodles]

Every time I think Big Ed can’t be more of an ugly American, he finds a way....

 

[Eeyore daily]

Ash’s seminar has been my favorite part of this episode

 

[Worfiedoodles]

Ash’s seminar has been my favorite part of this episode

I wish Stephanie and Erica would have went to Ash’s seminar. I would love to hear his advice for them

 

[hereyago]

Ash: Raise a hand if you think he is a gigolo? Because either that or he is BS artist.

Big Ed: You just keep amazing me in a bad way. He thinks she is keeping stuff from him, but he is the shadier and I loved why she called him ugly.

David: We can give you Yolanda number.

Usman and Lisa: Usman she all ready is the boss. But I do appreciate him wanting to talk to her.

Darcy: please go out to the trash and put together his note because I am nosey.

Vyrla and Geoffrey: Igor seemed cool not much else.

Erika and Stephanie: I wanted to shark cage!! Stephanie has whinitis.

 

[MamaLema]

OMG. I can’t figure out how in the world those cups would work. No thanks. Yuck.

At some point you have to take it out and wash it with the special wash provided. Who is going to do that in a public bathroom?

 

[MamaLema]

Ash: Raise a hand if you think he is a gigolo? Because either that or he is BS artist.

Big Ed: You just keep amazing me in a bad way. He thinks she is keeping stuff from him, but he is the shadier and I loved why she called him ugly.

David: We can give you Yolanda number.

Usman and Lisa: Usman she all ready is the boss. But I do appreciate him wanting to talk to her.

Darcy: please go out to the trash and put together his note because I am nosey.

Vyrla and Geoffrey: Igor seemed cool not much else.

Erika and Stephanie: I wanted to shark cage!! Stephanie has whinitis.

Ash: clearly that was his first ever seminar. He had to make something up to Avery cover what he really does

Ed: I think Rose is trying to be stinky and not shave her legs on purpose to try to repel Ed but he keeps finding solutions. Also, I’m sad he didn’t bring Prince on the trip.The boy has probably never been on a trip like that before.

David: Wasn’t that his 3rd no-show trip to Ukraine?

Usman: Usman’s mom looked like she was being held up at gunpoint to say yes. Clearly the blessing was for Usman to go and have a better life, not for the marriage itself

Darcey: Be strong and stay away from Tom

Geoffrey: Met Igor on a trip to Mexico and stayed penpals with him??! Knows him enough to talk to Varya about him??!?

Stephanie: Only on the show to promote her YouTube channel. I feel bad for Erica because after checking out her YouTube channel I see Stephanie is the opposite in reall life. That’s fine to play a character butyou let Erica believe that’s how you are in real life. Also I have a hard time believing Stephanie is a lesbian. She went all the way to Australia and takes about 4 days just to kiss her girlfriend? And that kiss? No chemistry at all.

 

[Simba's Mom]

Last night, I stumbled upon "90 Day Fiance. What now?" It appeared to be an update on randomn past participants. How did I miss this one?

 

[happily single]

the “seminar“ that Ash held? I feel it was sooooo staged for the show.

I am willing to bet one bad spray tan that Darcy ran out to the trash just as soon as the cameras turned off tape back Tom’s letter.

Has David ever asked Lena (or whatever his name is) for the telephone number?

 

[KingLlama]

-Ed is like if a Funko Pop and a can of Brut had a baby.

-Ash's "seminar" looked like one of those pranks on "Impractical Jokers" where one of the guys has to present a seminar without having any pre-knowledge of the seminar topic or the audience. He literally looked like he found out two minutes before it started that he was a "relationship coach" and had to give a talk about different gender roles in relationships. OF COURSE it was staged, like the majority of this show, but the guy clearly isn't any kind of life/relationship coach. I went to his website last night because I am a terrible waster of my time, and there is literally no mention of his training/experience/background. The entire site is just a pre-order form for his book. Pretty much goes to show that while there ARE legitimate, trained "coaches", it's also one of those things where scam artists can give themselves that label without much pushback. Until they have to actually, you know, SPEAK on the topic, of course.

-I love these pointless "90 Day Fiance: QUARANTINED" shows because they're like a family reunion that includes only those relatives you tell stories about....you know, the black sheep, etc. So you get to "catch up" with them without actually having to eat the food they prepared for the get-together. It's a glorious trainwreck, every single second of it.

-Honestly, this show has the formula down pat....feature just enough "crazy, possible-catfish, dumpster fire" couples with just enough "legitimate, truly-care-about-each other" couples who actually met prior to the show. If you lean too heavily towards the dumpster fires, it might make for more enjoyable viewing, but you lose those who truly want to see love stories emerge. But if you lean too heavily towards the legitimate couples, you lose those who just wanna see clusters. They toe the line pretty brilliantly.

-I can't believe I just typed that much about this stupid reality show. I need a drink.

 

[Sarah'sMomfrom PA]

Loved it when the monkey was a pickpocket and got his banana. I have got to say that he gives the term "ugly American" new meaning! Loved when Rose said twice that you are ugly!! I will admit that having these monkeys run up to me and pretty much attack me would freak me out a little bit. I always would worry what kind of diseases they carry.

I also was wishing that Darcy would read the letter or at least have the producers read it to us! What do the 2 of them do for a living because they live in a really nice house and the fact that they live in Connecticut where things aren't cheap makes me wonder what they do besides the money from this show? Unfortunately, I think that we will see Darcy yet again in the future looking for a dream man!

 

[lorimay]

Really, that ugly little man is constantly trying to "fix" Rose, he should work on himself.
He has no redeeming qualities.
He can lie about the vasectomy, but she can't lie about anything, she gets the third degree from him regularly.

Varya's Mom hates Geoffrey, she didn't even say good-bye to him.


Yolonda needs a pop to her head to wake her a** up. O M G is she really that dumb?????

Ash is an idiot, that was just a "show' for Avery. He said "it's usually one on one meetings."
What are his qualifications??? Reading Men are from Mars, Woman are from Venus???
Avery telling him how it really is, good. pfffftttt.... Talking about husbands and wives in the 50's?
He is clueless. Love how she called him out and he ran.

Mommy giving in? I knew she would all about the $$$
He will be her servant, she will make sure of it.
I can see her throwing it up to him daily, that she brought him here.
What other abilities does he have if the rap crap doesn't take off?
Lisa has no idea how to be respectful to a man, she is a Boss Hog.

Will David stop now ????
Nope, he will keep the money flowing, she will get in touch with him again.
He still believes she's real.

The shark dive with Stephanie and Erika was so cool.

Wow 15 minutes after Darcy slams the door, Tom realized he loves Shannon.
What a pig, liar. He sounds like a complete moron.
On that note, Darcy should buy tops that fit around her chest.

 

[Sarah'sMomfrom PA]

I agree with you about Darcy. Her display of her upper half is really not that becoming..we know what she has and she doesn't have to flaunt them since she looks terrible with them for the whole world to see...buy yourself a better bra or a shirt or top that covers them. Did you see her unpacking her suitcase...she was only gone overnight but packed like she was going for 2 weeks! When I see the pictures of her meeting Jesse in the airport, she had black hair. Wonder if the sisters really do try and look alike. When they met at the harbor after the NY disaster, they both had the same sunglasses. What kind of coat was Stacey wearing? Looked like an Army coat/jacket that was really long?

Ash is another guy who gives me the creeps....he has eyes that just bug out. I really don't think that he is genuine. Usman...what can I say..you will not wear the pants in the family and you will not be the king. You will come to the US with no job and no rapping abilities and end up working at McDonald's or someplace similar (nothing wrong with that but you are not going to be a huge star in the US)

Yolanda is a true fool as is David. I don't understand how you can fall for this kind of stuff.

Did anyone notice how Rose's leg was shaking when Big Ed asked her about giving money to her sister? I really do think that she knew about it and can I say that I blame her...it would take "lots" of money from Ed for me to even remotely kiss him and rub his mayonnaise dressing hair. That hair is really a mess! He should look in the mirror and realize that he really is no prize!

 

[kelpricer]

I think Darcy and her sister have some kind of clothing line or something with clothes.It’s called house of eleven. I thought that was crazy considering Darcy always looks like she tries WAY to hard. She always looks like her clothes are way to small. I’m also thinking they have some kind of production company. My guess is that none of this started before the show and they are trying to cash in on being in the public eye.