Or perhaps Hooligan's Island-----
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this great big ship
The Captain was a rum drinker
The Empress brave and sure
466 DISers set sail that day for a 346 hour cruise
A 346 hour cruise
The rum started to run out, the swabbies, they got mad
If not for the fearless blender, now they're very glad
Oh no they're being bad
The ships at dock on the shore of this uncharted little isle
With Rugby Man
The Evil Twin too
Yargnhoj and his wife
the pharmacist
the meter man and O'blender too
Here on Hooligans Ilse........