Andrew DEREK UK
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"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee..."
(Sorry, couldn't resist!)
Cor that post was like GREASE LIGHTING!
"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee..."
(Sorry, couldn't resist!)
At the time I did not know Jack, but he would be the taller one, as hookers (of the rugby kind) are usually not tall. Actually I looked more like Olivia Newton John from Grease when I was arrested. Think angora.
"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee..."
(Sorry, couldn't resist!)
The English were creamed by the Irish (sorry Andrew)![]()
Ireland 43-13 England
At the time I did not know Jack, but he would be the taller one, as hookers (of the rugby kind) are usually not tall. Actually I looked more like Olivia Newton John from Grease when I was arrested. Think angora.
A really special number by Omar......................The Tentmaker![]()
It's made of a really special Burlap and involves lots and lots and lots of DUCT TAPE!!!
Of yes, and of course, CROCS!
I received the following in an e-mail, the scary thing is, I remember most of these.![]()
This caused me to smile/laugh and even giggle with memories!!!
> Close your eyes...And go back...
>
> ....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC......
>
> ....Before semi-automatics and crack....
>
> ....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari...
>
> ....Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail....
>
> ....way back....
>
> ....way.....way.....way back.....
>
> I'm talkin' bout
>
> Hide and seek at dusk
>
> Red light, Green light
>
> Red Rover....Red Rover.....
>
> Playing kickball & dodgeball until the first, no second, no third
> streetlight came on
>
> Ring around the Rosie
>
> London Bridge
>
> Hot potato
>
> Hop Scotch
>
> Jump rope
>
> Duck....duck....GOOSE!!!
>
> YOU'RE IT!!
>
> Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come
> home - no pagers or cell phones
>
> Mother May I?
>
> Hula Hoops
>
> Seeing shapes in the clouds
>
> Endless summer days and hot summer nights (no A/C) with the windows open
>
> The sound of crickets
>
> Running through the sprinkler
>
> Happy Meals
>
> Cereal boxes with that GREAT prize in the bottom
>
> Cracker jacks with the same thing
>
> Ice pops with 2 sticks you could break and share with a friend
>
> ...but wait.....there's more....
>
> Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons
>
> Fat Albert, Road Runner, Smurfs, Picture Pages, G-Force & He-Man,
> Schoolhouse Rock
>
> Watchin' Sunday morning oldies (Abbott & Costello, Three Stooges)
>
> Wonder Woman & Super Man Underoos
>
> FONZIE.....AYYYYYYYY
>
> Playing Dukes of Hazard
>
> Catchin' lightning bugs in a jar
>
> Christmas morning
>
> Your first day of school
>
> Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses
>
> Climbing trees
>
> Swinging as high as you could to try and reach the sky
>
> Getting an Ice Cream off the Good Humor Truck
>
> A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers
>
> Jumpin' down the steps
>
> Jumpin' on the bed
>
> Pillow fights
>
> Sleep-overs
>
> A 13" black and white TV in your room meant you were
> RICH
>
> Runnin' till you were out of breath
>
> Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt
>
> Being tired from PLAYING
>
> WORK: meant taking out the garbage or doing the dishes
>
> Your first crush
>
> Your first kiss (I mean the one that you kept your mouth CLOSED and your
> eyes OPEN
>
> Rainy days at school meant playing "Heads up 7UP" or hangman" in the
> classroom, Remember that?
>
> Oh, I'm not finished yet....
>
> Kool-Aid was the drink of the summer
>
> So was a swig from the hose
>
> Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars
>
> Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school
>
> Class Field Trips with soggy sandwiches
>
> When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there
>
> When a quarter seemed like a fair allowance; and another quarter a MIRACLE
>
> When ANY parent could discipline ANY kid, or feed him, or use him to carry
> groceries...And nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
>
> When your parents took you to McDonalds and you were COOL
>
> When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate
> that awaited you at home.
>
> Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't because of drive by
> shootings, drugs, gangs, etc.
>
> Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! And some of us are
> still afraid of em!
>
> Didn't that feel good? Just to go back and say, "Yeah, I remember that!"
>
> Well, let's keep going!!
>
> Let's go back to the time when...
>
> Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo"
>
> Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
>
> "Race issues" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
>
> Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "monopoly"
>
> Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening
>
> It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
>
> Being old, referred to anyone over 20. (CRAP! I'm officially old!)
>
> The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
>
> Nobody was prettier than Mom
>
> Scrapes and bruises were kissed by mom or grandma and made better
>
> It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides
> at the amusement park.
>
> Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
>
> Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare"
>
> Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
>
> The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
>
> Water balloons were the ultimate, ultimate weapon.
>
> Older siblings were your worst tormentors, but also your fiercest
> protector.
>
> If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!!!
>
> Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown up"
> life......I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!!!!!!
I received the following in an e-mail, the scary thing is, I remember most of these.![]()
This caused me to smile/laugh and even giggle with memories!!!
> Close your eyes...And go back...
>
> ....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC......
>
> ....Before semi-automatics and crack....
>
> ....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari...
>
> ....Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail....
>
> ....way back....
>
> ....way.....way.....way back.....
>
> I'm talkin' bout
>
> Hide and seek at dusk
>
> Red light, Green light
>
> Red Rover....Red Rover.....
>
> Playing kickball & dodgeball until the first, no second, no third
> streetlight came on
>
> Ring around the Rosie
>
> London Bridge
>
> Hot potato
>
> Hop Scotch
>
> Jump rope
>
> Duck....duck....GOOSE!!!
>
> YOU'RE IT!!
>
> Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come
> home - no pagers or cell phones
>
> Mother May I?
>
> Hula Hoops
>
> Seeing shapes in the clouds
>
> Endless summer days and hot summer nights (no A/C) with the windows open
>
> The sound of crickets
>
> Running through the sprinkler
>
> Happy Meals
>
> Cereal boxes with that GREAT prize in the bottom
>
> Cracker jacks with the same thing
>
> Ice pops with 2 sticks you could break and share with a friend
>
> ...but wait.....there's more....
>
> Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons
>
> Fat Albert, Road Runner, Smurfs, Picture Pages, G-Force & He-Man,
> Schoolhouse Rock
>
> Watchin' Sunday morning oldies (Abbott & Costello, Three Stooges)
>
> Wonder Woman & Super Man Underoos
>
> FONZIE.....AYYYYYYYY
>
> Playing Dukes of Hazard
>
> Catchin' lightning bugs in a jar
>
> Christmas morning
>
> Your first day of school
>
> Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses
>
> Climbing trees
>
> Swinging as high as you could to try and reach the sky
>
> Getting an Ice Cream off the Good Humor Truck
>
> A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers
>
> Jumpin' down the steps
>
> Jumpin' on the bed
>
> Pillow fights
>
> Sleep-overs
>
> A 13" black and white TV in your room meant you were
> RICH
>
> Runnin' till you were out of breath
>
> Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt
>
> Being tired from PLAYING
>
> WORK: meant taking out the garbage or doing the dishes
>
> Your first crush
>
> Your first kiss (I mean the one that you kept your mouth CLOSED and your
> eyes OPEN
>
> Rainy days at school meant playing "Heads up 7UP" or hangman" in the
> classroom, Remember that?
>
> Oh, I'm not finished yet....
>
> Kool-Aid was the drink of the summer
>
> So was a swig from the hose
>
> Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars
>
> Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school
>
> Class Field Trips with soggy sandwiches
>
> When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there
>
> When a quarter seemed like a fair allowance; and another quarter a MIRACLE
>
> When ANY parent could discipline ANY kid, or feed him, or use him to carry
> groceries...And nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
>
> When your parents took you to McDonalds and you were COOL
>
> When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate
> that awaited you at home.
>
> Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't because of drive by
> shootings, drugs, gangs, etc.
>
> Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! And some of us are
> still afraid of em!
>
> Didn't that feel good? Just to go back and say, "Yeah, I remember that!"
>
> Well, let's keep going!!
>
> Let's go back to the time when...
>
> Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo"
>
> Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
>
> "Race issues" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
>
> Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "monopoly"
>
> Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening
>
> It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
>
> Being old, referred to anyone over 20. (CRAP! I'm officially old!)
>
> The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
>
> Nobody was prettier than Mom
>
> Scrapes and bruises were kissed by mom or grandma and made better
>
> It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides
> at the amusement park.
>
> Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
>
> Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare"
>
> Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
>
> The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
>
> Water balloons were the ultimate, ultimate weapon.
>
> Older siblings were your worst tormentors, but also your fiercest
> protector.
>
> If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!!!
>
> Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown up"
> life......I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!!!!!!
The Angora Olivia Newton John?.........you're sure it wasn't the leather one???
I will reveal a story I think even my wife doesn't know:
While in Vienna Austria visiting friends we were having a good time with food and drink. My friends dared me and a friend to dress up as women and take a walk through a naughty section of town. To make a long story short we were arrested and taken to the Police Station and questioned. After we explained our acts the Policemen in the station wanted to take pictures with us.
I guess it had to be the large jewel encrusted butterfly I had pinned to my sweater. I think I have a picture somewhere in the attic. Must dig it out.
This was the only time I was arrested.
Awwhhh come on. All the cool kids are doing jello shots! Just one won't hurt you.
OK I have it figured out, we can get boiling water from the coffee service on deck 9, but the question is: how long will to take to jell in the room 'beverage cooler'? Would it help to add a tray of ice to the bottom of the cooler? Who can test this for us on a pre-TPC jello shot reconnaissance mission??
I received the following in an e-mail, the scary thing is, I remember most of these.![]()
This caused me to smile/laugh and even giggle with memories!!!
> Close your eyes...And go back...
>
> ....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC......
>
> ....Before semi-automatics and crack....
>
> ....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari...
>
> ....Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail....
>
> ....way back....
>
> ....way.....way.....way back.....
>
> I'm talkin' bout
>
> Hide and seek at dusk
>
> Red light, Green light
>
> Red Rover....Red Rover.....
>
> Playing kickball & dodgeball until the first, no second, no third
> streetlight came on
>
> Ring around the Rosie
>
> London Bridge
>
> Hot potato
>
> Hop Scotch
>
> Jump rope
>
> Duck....duck....GOOSE!!!
>
> YOU'RE IT!!
>
> Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come
> home - no pagers or cell phones
>
> Mother May I?
>
> Hula Hoops
>
> Seeing shapes in the clouds
>
> Endless summer days and hot summer nights (no A/C) with the windows open
>
> The sound of crickets
>
> Running through the sprinkler
>
> Happy Meals
>
> Cereal boxes with that GREAT prize in the bottom
>
> Cracker jacks with the same thing
>
> Ice pops with 2 sticks you could break and share with a friend
>
> ...but wait.....there's more....
>
> Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons
>
> Fat Albert, Road Runner, Smurfs, Picture Pages, G-Force & He-Man,
> Schoolhouse Rock
>
> Watchin' Sunday morning oldies (Abbott & Costello, Three Stooges)
>
> Wonder Woman & Super Man Underoos
>
> FONZIE.....AYYYYYYYY
>
> Playing Dukes of Hazard
>
> Catchin' lightning bugs in a jar
>
> Christmas morning
>
> Your first day of school
>
> Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses
>
> Climbing trees
>
> Swinging as high as you could to try and reach the sky
>
> Getting an Ice Cream off the Good Humor Truck
>
> A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers
>
> Jumpin' down the steps
>
> Jumpin' on the bed
>
> Pillow fights
>
> Sleep-overs
>
> A 13" black and white TV in your room meant you were
> RICH
>
> Runnin' till you were out of breath
>
> Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt
>
> Being tired from PLAYING
>
> WORK: meant taking out the garbage or doing the dishes
>
> Your first crush
>
> Your first kiss (I mean the one that you kept your mouth CLOSED and your
> eyes OPEN
>
> Rainy days at school meant playing "Heads up 7UP" or hangman" in the
> classroom, Remember that?
>
> Oh, I'm not finished yet....
>
> Kool-Aid was the drink of the summer
>
> So was a swig from the hose
>
> Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars
>
> Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school
>
> Class Field Trips with soggy sandwiches
>
> When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there
>
> When a quarter seemed like a fair allowance; and another quarter a MIRACLE
>
> When ANY parent could discipline ANY kid, or feed him, or use him to carry
> groceries...And nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
>
> When your parents took you to McDonalds and you were COOL
>
> When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate
> that awaited you at home.
>
> Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't because of drive by
> shootings, drugs, gangs, etc.
>
> Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! And some of us are
> still afraid of em!
>
> Didn't that feel good? Just to go back and say, "Yeah, I remember that!"
>
> Well, let's keep going!!
>
> Let's go back to the time when...
>
> Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo"
>
> Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
>
> "Race issues" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
>
> Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "monopoly"
>
> Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening
>
> It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
>
> Being old, referred to anyone over 20. (CRAP! I'm officially old!)
>
> The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
>
> Nobody was prettier than Mom
>
> Scrapes and bruises were kissed by mom or grandma and made better
>
> It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides
> at the amusement park.
>
> Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
>
> Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare"
>
> Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
>
> The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
>
> Water balloons were the ultimate, ultimate weapon.
>
> Older siblings were your worst tormentors, but also your fiercest
> protector.
>
> If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!!!
>
> Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown up"
> life......I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!!!!!!
I received the following in an e-mail, the scary thing is, I remember most of these.![]()
This caused me to smile/laugh and even giggle with memories!!!
> Close your eyes...And go back...
>
> ....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC......
>
> ....Before semi-automatics and crack....
>
> ....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari...
>
> ....Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail....
>
> ....way back....
>
> ....way.....way.....way back.....
>
> I'm talkin' bout
>
> Hide and seek at dusk
>
> Red light, Green light
>
> Red Rover....Red Rover.....
>
> Playing kickball & dodgeball until the first, no second, no third
> streetlight came on
>
> Ring around the Rosie
>
> London Bridge
>
> Hot potato
>
> Hop Scotch
>
> Jump rope
>
> Duck....duck....GOOSE!!!
>
> YOU'RE IT!!
>
> Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come
> home - no pagers or cell phones
>
> Mother May I?
>
> Hula Hoops
>
> Seeing shapes in the clouds
>
> Endless summer days and hot summer nights (no A/C) with the windows open
>
> The sound of crickets
>
> Running through the sprinkler
>
> Happy Meals
>
> Cereal boxes with that GREAT prize in the bottom
>
> Cracker jacks with the same thing
>
> Ice pops with 2 sticks you could break and share with a friend
>
> ...but wait.....there's more....
>
> Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons
>
> Fat Albert, Road Runner, Smurfs, Picture Pages, G-Force & He-Man,
> Schoolhouse Rock
>
> Watchin' Sunday morning oldies (Abbott & Costello, Three Stooges)
>
> Wonder Woman & Super Man Underoos
>
> FONZIE.....AYYYYYYYY
>
> Playing Dukes of Hazard
>
> Catchin' lightning bugs in a jar
>
> Christmas morning
>
> Your first day of school
>
> Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses
>
> Climbing trees
>
> Swinging as high as you could to try and reach the sky
>
> Getting an Ice Cream off the Good Humor Truck
>
> A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers
>
> Jumpin' down the steps
>
> Jumpin' on the bed
>
> Pillow fights
>
> Sleep-overs
>
> A 13" black and white TV in your room meant you were
> RICH
>
> Runnin' till you were out of breath
>
> Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt
>
> Being tired from PLAYING
>
> WORK: meant taking out the garbage or doing the dishes
>
> Your first crush
>
> Your first kiss (I mean the one that you kept your mouth CLOSED and your
> eyes OPEN
>
> Rainy days at school meant playing "Heads up 7UP" or hangman" in the
> classroom, Remember that?
>
> Oh, I'm not finished yet....
>
> Kool-Aid was the drink of the summer
>
> So was a swig from the hose
>
> Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars
>
> Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school
>
> Class Field Trips with soggy sandwiches
>
> When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there
>
> When a quarter seemed like a fair allowance; and another quarter a MIRACLE
>
> When ANY parent could discipline ANY kid, or feed him, or use him to carry
> groceries...And nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
>
> When your parents took you to McDonalds and you were COOL
>
> When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate
> that awaited you at home.
>
> Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't because of drive by
> shootings, drugs, gangs, etc.
>
> Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! And some of us are
> still afraid of em!
>
> Didn't that feel good? Just to go back and say, "Yeah, I remember that!"
>
> Well, let's keep going!!
>
> Let's go back to the time when...
>
> Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo"
>
> Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
>
> "Race issues" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
>
> Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "monopoly"
>
> Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening
>
> It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
>
> Being old, referred to anyone over 20. (CRAP! I'm officially old!)
>
> The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
>
> Nobody was prettier than Mom
>
> Scrapes and bruises were kissed by mom or grandma and made better
>
> It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides
> at the amusement park.
>
> Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
>
> Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare"
>
> Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
>
> The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
>
> Water balloons were the ultimate, ultimate weapon.
>
> Older siblings were your worst tormentors, but also your fiercest
> protector.
>
> If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!!!
>
> Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown up"
> life......I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!!!!!!
The Angora Olivia Newton John?.........you're sure it wasn't the leather one???
As I was reading this and remembering - I thought of a few others:
playing stickball in the street
playing ring-a-lario
Kids from 5 to 15 playing together
slumber parties and sleepovers
walking to the store two blocks away to get cigarettes for your parents when you were 6 years old
holding a boys hand for the first time
Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I have my cooties shot!
thanks Andy!
OMG! Andy this was so beautiful. Yes, I lived, I did almost all of these things. Thanks so much for the memories.
Let me add:
watching The Wonderful World of Disney on Sunday nights, and Mutal of Omaha's Wild Kingdom
This might "date" me a little bit, but maybe it would be easier to do what we did in college....inject oranges with vodka!
The pictures the police took can be found on this YOURTUBE link.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/characters/emily.shtml
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What a support group the people on this thread has become over the past few weeks. I thank each of you for your willingness to share your joys and your hurts, and have allowed me to do the same. It feels as though some healing has taken place from the past.
With all that I read before going to bed last night on this thread, I had a dream about my step-dad last night. I must say, for the first time of having dream about him since he passed last April, I didn't wake up in a cold sweat. It was though I said a final good-bye in my dream, and have decided to let the past be, life is way too short, to hold on to the hurts of the past any longer. For this, I thank each and everyone of you who have shared your life's trials and journey. You are an amazing lot, thank you!!!!!!!!!