8/17/08 Captain Jack's Repossession Repo Cruise to PC thru TPC Part 11

[yargrnhoj]

Maybe the real website is up and no one told us about it?

I fully expected it to be up in the three weeks I am gone. With all the money we are paying Lisa for it, I don't understand what is taking so long.

 

[yargrnhoj]

It is hot! My DS was so happy to head to water polo practice tongiht. He couldn't wait to get in that pool. It's a nice break after the cold (for us) winter we've had here.

I can't believe I wore black today!

Keep the horses' heads above water, please!

(my DS doesn't start WP until May).

 

[arlenesp]

I couldn't believe I got my DS13 (HWDNEF -- He Who Does Not Eat Fish) to try escargo on the cruise in December. He loved them and even said 'Dad, you were right'. Wish I'd had a tape recorder.

We told DS (10 at the time) that the calamari was onion rings. He like them

 

[yargrnhoj]

Of course we could hot wire it to shock the HECK out of anyone who touched it. We have alot of smart swabbies here.....they could hook us up!


Oh that would be mean I guess.......

I like your thinking. You think 110V is too much?

 

[yargrnhoj]

MR,

I was thinking that - many of the top people out. Are we saying that Lisa, J. R., Mark and Lorri talk too much?

Well, I hope you enjoyed the respite.

 

[yargrnhoj]

My dad used to offer them 3 things when they came in the door;
1. His Chair
2. A Cigarette
3. A Beer

If they took any one of them....out the door.

This guy and his girlfriend had had been dating for over a year, and decided to get married.

One day his girlfriend's 18-year-old sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived. She whispered to him that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. She told him that she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.

The man stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door and walked towards his car.

His future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of the story?

Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

[yargrnhoj]

It's just surprising that NONE of the bands from the late 70's through the mid-to-late 80's made the top 10.

Maybe we're biased because we grew up with that music. I graduated HS in '86.

Same here. No-Class of '86

And speaking of the '80s, did anyone see Survivor on DWTS the other night. Man they sounded bad.

 

[yargrnhoj]

Andy, look at the bright side, you're not old enough to be my dad. I'm sure there are DISers here however that are only in their late 20's.

I'm dreading the day we hire someone here that has a b-day in the 1990's. Bad enough I had an intern that was born after my HS graduation.

For me it was when the Playmates became young enough to be my daughter. That did it for me.

 

[kap158]

This guy and his girlfriend had had been dating for over a year, and decided to get married.

One day his girlfriend's 18-year-old sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived. She whispered to him that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. She told him that she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.

The man stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door and walked towards his car.

His future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of the story?

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Karen

 

[got2travel]

This guy and his girlfriend had had been dating for over a year, and decided to get married.

One day his girlfriend's 18-year-old sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived. She whispered to him that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. She told him that she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.

The man stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door and walked towards his car.

His future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of the story?

Always keep your condoms in your car.

that needed a monitor warning...almost spit out my water

 

[yargrnhoj]

Nevermind is the Pet Sounds of Gen X.

Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'
And I don't know what I'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughto
Bug your parents....

Well we don't sound like Madonna
Here we are now, we're Nirvana
Sing distinctly, we don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Nirvana
A garage band from Seattle
Well it sure beats raising cattle....

"Smells like Nirvana", Weird Al.

 

[yargrnhoj]

50:34 real time
50:57 DIS time

It's the DIS 13-second delay to allow the moderators to bleep out all the **** ***** **** **** **** **** ***********************

 

[yargrnhoj]

There it is in his left hand -- it's just a little



small . . .

Go away for three weeks and somethings never change. Still discussing the captain's tiny sword.

 

[yargrnhoj]

For those keeping score at home - Don't waste your time w/ the porn stars or her truly twisted parents. Ick! Can you imagine not only watching your DD in a hardcore porn movie but telling her how to do it better.

Well, who else is going to teach her if not her mom and dad?

 

[yargrnhoj]

​

I don't think I quite mentioned this yet - but I have not been "with" my spouse 22 years... she recently reminded/corrected me and we have actually been together 24 years... and I have been correct about saying we've been married 12 years.

So I believe our history has us at 24 years, 4 months, 5 days, 1 hour and I guess about 26 minutes since our first date.

And I am still waiting to get a pat on the back.

Edited in at 12 midnite... I read this posting to my wife and I finally got my "pat in the back" from her... sigh...​

Just remember the difference between a pat on the back and a kick in the aft is just a matter of inches.

 

[yargrnhoj]

I have the same shoes! In every color. I just can't buy one pair. If I like them I buy them in every color! A girl can never have enough shoes or handbags!! Am I OCD or not!

KAREN

I read 'husbands' instead of 'handbags' in my hurried ketchup.

Probably doesn't change the overall sentiment.

 

[kab407]

A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. In this Detour, the choice is "Pig Out" or "Pig In". In "Pig Out" each member of the team must load a tray at Topsider's and successfully carry it out of the buffet to a table outside the restuarant. In "Pig In" each member of the team must load a tray at Topsider's and successfully carry it out of the buffet to a table inside the restuarant.

Will Mickey be waiting at the mat with Phil to tell us if we have been eliminated from the race?

 

[kap158]

I read 'husbands' instead of 'handbags' in my hurried ketchup.

Probably doesn't change the overall sentiment.

I don't thing it does either!

Karen

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

This guy and his girlfriend had had been dating for over a year, and decided to get married.

One day his girlfriend's 18-year-old sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived. She whispered to him that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. She told him that she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.

The man stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door and walked towards his car.

His future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of the story?

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Reading this post reminded me of a story.

There was this long plane flight and a new young, stewardess taking her first flight,

Suddenly over the Atlantic the captain lost one Engine,
He announces to the passengers, do not worry we should be ok.
Then the other engine goes.
He announces ladies and gentlemen we are three hours away from the cost of America.
We can stay up in the air for 60 minutes more, so we will not make it, and will ditch in the sea, I suggest you use this time to make peace with yourself.

The young stewardess in a panic runs down the plane, shouting,
I am too young to die, I am too young to die, and I haven’t experienced life yet,
I am still a girl; I haven’t the experience of being a real woman.

She shouts out,
can any man make me feel like a real woman in my last minutes?

A man comes up to her takes his trousers off and says,.

Don’t worry love,

IRON THESE FOR ME.

 

[DisneyVegas1]

I couldn't believe I got my DS13 (HWDNEF -- He Who Does Not Eat Fish) to try escargo on the cruise in December. He loved them and even said 'Dad, you were right'. Wish I'd had a tape recorder.

" I love those moments , I like to record them as they go by "