5/27/06 "Il pochi il fiero i blabbermouths" We *will* sail again Part 9

[kikipug]

Hmm....let's get more specific. It's 9:15 am. One month from RIGHT NOW the Scuba family will be taking down their tent!!

That'll mean they are 15 minutes behind us...

 

[ohiominnie]

Cruise Question ... sort of ...

How many swimsuits do I REALLY need? 2 or 3?

Ang

I say two. Unless you plan to LIVE in the pools.

 

[ohiominnie]

That'll mean they are 15 minutes behind us...

better watch it. they'll do whatever they can do to get to the front of their line. even taking over all carryons so the kids can sprint into the terminal.

although with the lack of "line" now, maybe we should send in recon ppl to reserve an area with couches!!

 

[tinksdad]

better watch it. they'll do whatever they can do to get to the front of their line. even taking over all carryons so the kids can sprint into the terminal.

although with the lack of "line" now, maybe we should send in recon ppl to reserve an area with couches!!

Now that is the winner!!!

 

[TiggerInNY]

We've got one of those too!!!!!! Although I call him a groundhog....is that the same thing??? This creature is HUMONGEOUS. If I was my dad, I'd go out and shoot him, but the only gun I have is a water gun and I don't think that's going to cut it.

Grounhog - woodchuck, same same. Ours is not THAT big. Cute little guy. I like when they stand on their back legs. Does yours need a friend???

 

[TiggerInNY]

Just that I was up in the middle of the night. Got up to pee and Mike said "did you hear that noise? It sounded like a gunshot!" Huh? What? Plus I saw a post on the budget board about one of those oil radiant heaters that blew up and leaked oil all over and then I was too worried that ours (in our beautiful sunroom) was going to do the same.

OH, I hear ya. But I bet Mike went right back to sleep, didn't he? Don't you wish you could do that? I'm coming back as a man for sure. A meteorologist...you heard me say that before, right? Perfect job. But getting back to the night walking....I was thinking about this stupid computer wi-fi. I like to call it my "life-line". It's fixed now.

 

[ohiominnie]

Now that is the winner!!!

Well, if you liked that one, you'll probably like this one too:


"hello, there, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil
Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and
hiding marijuana inside!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies
descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed
where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split
every piece of wood, but finds no marijuana. They
sneer at Virgil and leave.

The phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the
Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they split yer farwood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"


(Who says rednecks aren't real bright?!)



COOL ANOTHER U TOP shared with HH.....and with VIRGIL!!!!

pdfg

 

[ohiominnie]

Grounhog - woodchuck, same same. Ours is not THAT big. Cute little guy. I like when they stand on their back legs. Does yours need a friend???

Yup, he sure does. So I'l fed-ex him to you so the two rodents can play together.....in YOUR yard!

 

[ohiominnie]

OH, I hear ya. But I bet Mike went right back to sleep, didn't he?

Seeing as he's now trying to keep up with this thread I can only say one thing.....

No comment.

 

[TiggerInNY]

Well, if you liked that one, you'll probably like this one too:


"hello, there, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil
Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and
hiding marijuana inside!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies
descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed
where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split
every piece of wood, but finds no marijuana. They
sneer at Virgil and leave.

The phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the
Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they split yer farwood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"


(Who says rednecks aren't real bright?!)



COOL ANOTHER U TOP shared with HH.....and with VIRGIL!!!!

pdfg

Very funny. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[TiggerInNY]

Good morning all.

I had to call linksys today for that trouble with my wi-fi and guess where the guy was that helped me? India. Unbelievable. Guess it's cheaper to job-it out than it is to keep it here in the USA? Go figure. Well, he finally fixed me and I'm back surfin'. Ain't life sweet?

 

[justmestace]

Menu item:

Horny Toad Chicken Salad​

tastes like chicken?????

 

[kikipug]

I had to call linksys today for that trouble with my wi-fi and guess where the guy was that helped me? India. Unbelievable. Guess it's cheaper to job-it out than it is to keep it here in the USA? Go figure. Well, he finally fixed me and I'm back surfin'. Ain't life sweet?

Check your PM's...

 

[justmestace]

Good Luck --- all of a sudden my day just got brighter......

Gee...thanks.....

Jay was teasing Jared this morning, because I was up before he was. Normally the only thing that gets me out of bed that early is a CRUISE!

 

[whnim64]

We're early seating too...
Ang

And since you're linked with us, you'll most likely be stuck with us as tablemates .

 

[justmestace]

Attn. cruisers - we sail in 1 month!

HALLELUJAH!!!!!


Although, honestly, it's kind of sad, too.......no more chatting the day away here!

 

[kikipug]

.......no more chatting the day away here!

Why not?

 

[justmestace]

Cruise Question ... sort of ...

How many swimsuits do I REALLY need? 2 or 3?

Ang

I always take 3, but end up only wearing 2 of them. They dry in a day, so one day with one of the suits on, and the other is dry the next day.......
DD, on the other hand, takes about 5 of them, and somehow manages to wear them all!

 

[TiggerInNY]

Hi Stace - you're up REALLY early. Especially being on the West coast (closer than me anyway).

OK people, I gotta go and do some "housework". The bon bons are waiting for me. And if you believe that, I have a bridge for ya.

TTFN - have a good day. See ya around lunchtime.

 

[justmestace]

We've got one of those too!!!!!! Although I call him a groundhog....is that the same thing??? This creature is HUMONGEOUS. If I was my dad, I'd go out and shoot him, but the only gun I have is a water gun and I don't think that's going to cut it.

Yeah, but he might DIE laughing at you!




How much wood, by the way, COULD a woodchuck chuck????