hmmm .... how 'bout taking the train... i've got some Amtrak points banked...so freebie...
Linda has a 2 BR townhouse reserved...mind rooming with a bunch of grannies and wannabees??

Clothes not a problem... sure we can outfit you from the local thrift store...food....hmmm 'course you will have that
fine looking wooden spoon for cooking up some grub for us fine ladies!!

that covers room and board....
Now to the park tickets...hmmm... Marv can you jump the turnstiles?? yeah, that's the ticket (pun intended

)... come dressed as a grandpa... gate crash the park, high tail to the restroom, quick change and come out dressed like a granny... no one would suspect a sweet ol' grannie of any mis deeds.... yep, you in!
note... pack extra wooden spoons....

This granny knows what she's talking about...but no worries we will waive our usual fees... just bring tip money...Rosie is good for a few pole dances and we want to get the crowd going....