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[imprimouse]

the infamous monorail "doors" spiel

"the hotel will take you now"..

"you know brer rabbit, i might just have to haaangs ya"

Patrick Warburton's "Hello! welcome to Soarin "

 

[cbg1027]

"If you've finally found your laughing place, how come you ain't laughing?"

Splash Mountain, right before the big ascent to the drop!

 

[smidgy]

it's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow.." COP

 

[blestmom]

"I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo.
Si! So low we can't hear you!"

From the original Enchanted Tiki Room

 

[kisobel]

paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. really really miss it now- from the TTA


kate

 

[Figmificent]

"Please fill in all the DEAD space. If the body in front of you does not move, assume they are dead and step around." - CM @ HM

"Please step off the blood red carpet and into the DEAD center of the room." - CM @ HM

"America spread your golden wings" - American Adventure

"Welcome to Mars" and "Activate first stage sep NOW!" - MS

 

[Doc CW]

"They're tourists what do they know?" Muppet Vision

Another from Muppet Vision: "Up Chuck, up Chuck, Chuck up, up Chuck!" when they are setting up the sign for Kodak or whatever, I love hearing them scream and chant up chuck.

"Please keep forward facing tentacles inside the ride vehicle at all times." TTA

"There's a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow shining at the end of every day" CoP

"I tagged him on an "unauthorized" field trip." Dinosaur.

 

[Scubee]

"Welcome to the Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress" - The narrator's opening line on the CoP

 

[jhaig]

"Now approaching Mickey's Star Traders..." - oh, wait... that's gone too

 

[dacky041208]

Another Muppet Vision:

"Hello, hi there, welcome to my park, how you doing?"

-Rizzo the Rat

 

[MandyMaloo]

"I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo.
Si! So low we can't hear you!"

From the original Enchanted Tiki Room

Just reading this made me smile. I miss the older version...good thing they still have it at DL!

May I post another?

I always loved "WELCOME, foolish mortals..."- the goosebumps always start at that point. It's always our first ride, too!

 

[SnowWhite33]

"Whatever you do pleeeeze don't throw me in that briar patch!"

"Dead men tell no tales"

 

[MinniesYooHoo]

BEEP...BEEP...All clear!
CM's on the tram from the parking lot to the TTC. Once I hear that I KNOW I have arrived!!!!

 

[Shih-Tzu]

OK - I know I'll mess this up ...because I've only seen it once....

In Stitches Great Escape as part of the pre-show there's a robot policeman who at some point gets nervous or scared over something and says "Opps - I almost oiled myself" (or something like that?) - the kids didn't get it but DH and I were in fits of laughter....

 

[TLinden16]

This thread would be a better fit on the theme parks community board, so I'm going to move it there now.

 

[Virtucomp]

"Please don't throw me in that briar patch!" Splash Mountain

and

"Huuurrrrry Baaaaack" from the little doll at the end of Haunted Mansion