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[Handbag Lady]

Instead of sleeping pills, give her Dulcolax. In a HUGE dose.

Make her some soup and load it up with Castor Oil.

You are a good friend to your friend who passed away. Just think of what she knows now from her viewpoint.

 

[bookgirl]

So, your dear friend has an *** for a husband and his neice and they make everyone else miserable. However because of the love everyone else has for each other, you all put up with it as best you can.
That stinks.

Ok, let's see, ooooh, next time she asks for sleeping pills, I might just be persuaded to give her some. Although I don't know of any safe ones that will knock her out for a week. Hmmmm

LOL I had written a reply that I would have given her the sleeping pills and told her to take 2 every four hours for the next 10 days. Then I thought somebody will think I'm mean for suggesting you overdose the loony neighbor...but now that there's two of us I think it is a valid suggestion.

 

[Serena]

LOL I had written a reply that I would have given her the sleeping pills and told her to take 2 every four hours for the next 10 days. Then I thought somebody will think I'm mean for suggesting you overdose the loony neighbor...but now that there's two of us I think it is a valid suggestion.

LOL!, most people know I'm not mean by now, I don't hurt people. That doesn't mean I'm a saint and wouldn't like thinking about it now and then. Don't worry, we're just thinking of being evil not actually planning anything. And we know C.Ann would never do any of the ideas either. It would be different if that was something to worry about.

 

[arminnie]

for future references "said person" will now become "G"..

You know it is customary to put a "D" with someone's reference - DH, DS, DD, etc. For her you might put the D AFTER the G.

I normally don't swear but the G followed by a D would be appropriate.

 

[Scornelius]

Ooh, I've never gotten in on a Dis Watch before page 30!

 

[C.Ann]

 

[Kickapoo Joie Juice]

Shhhhhhh.. "G" just walked past my place and is going down to annoy my DD in her travel trailer..

Am I a "bad" mom because I'm -

Oh yeah, C. Ann, throw your daughter under the bus

 

[C.Ann]

 

[MsDisney23]

Oh hell C Ann, just push the said person in the lake...

 

[Bren's Mom]

This thread makes me LOL...I'm sorry for your troubling 'guest' but thanks for the chuckles C.Ann!

You asked for an invite to get away in your op. So here it is. We'd love to have you visit us in CT. We have a nice pool, no one home during the day, my kids are well behaved (really! LOL) and there are only 2 of them, I have a nice guest room and I'm a great cook.

Hang in there!

 

[disneyismyname]

Oh hell C Ann, just push the said person in the lake...

I Agree!

 

[Pixie Dust for Me!]

Oh hell C Ann, just push the said person in the lake...

Perhaps with cement shoes?

K

 

[C.Ann]

 

[horseshowmom]

This "G" chick just cost me $59.99!!

I was on my computer - browsing for more used books I might be interested in puchasing.. I was putting them in my cart - "just in case" I wanted to buy them at a later date..

I could hear her coming.. The footsteps were getting closer and closer.. Her mouth was getting louder and louder.. I realized I hadn't locked my door! Panic set in.. My heart was racing faster and faster.. It was becoming very difficult for me to breathe.. She was getting closer and closer.. I tried to get up quick - to lock the door - and in doing so, my finger hit my mouse on the "Place your order" button.. No!!!

Then...then...she walked right on by without stopping !!!!

Now I'm $59.99 in the hole - but I guess it was worth it.. I have 11 new books coming!

Since it looks like you're going to be confined while she's there, the books may come in very handy!

 

[NHdisneylover]

You can always throw the books at her after you read them

Isn't there someon up at the lake who is a good actor who can act "off" and a little creepy--not do anythign actually wrong at all, but just give her hte idea s/he is a "kooky eccentric lake person" and frighten her off. You could get everyone in on playing along about being freaked out by the kook so that you can all breath a sigh of relief (or throw a huge bon fire lmao when she leaves in a huff all upset about the "crazies" they let live at the lake (and then the REAL crazy will be gone)

Seriously--it is fun for us to read even if it is terror for you. Good luck surviving the visit

 

[disneyismyname]

This woman is a terror!
Maybe Jason Voorhees can get away from Crystal Lake for awhile and stop by your site?

 

[Kickapoo Joie Juice]

This woman is a terror!
Maybe Jason Voorhees can get away from Crystal Lake for awhile and stop by your site?

***jasonjasonjasonjason*****

 

[TEENEE]

The next time she asks for sleeping pills give her aspirin. When your pills don't work maybe she won't ask again.

 

[rie'smom]

"Said person" assumed she could leave her 5 yr. old twins; her 10 yr. old niece; her 12 yr. old DD; and her 2 nephews (8 & 9) here with me for the entire day (till dusk) - so she and her DH could go to the boat party on DD's boat..


HELP !!!!!!!! [/B]

We invited my brother and his wife to the beach house. He showed up and brought his neighbors, a married couple with 2 daughters - I was not happy. The next morning I woke up and the woman had left her 2 daughters with me while she went fishing! They were 7 and 10. I was so hacked off at her. She decided that I wouldn't mind because I had a 7 year old daughter. The thing is her daughters want their way ALL THE TIME. My daughter didn't like them because of that.

I called him and told him after that weekend to leave his neighbors at home or else he and his wife were not welcome anymore.

 

[Terry36]

OMG this thread cracks me up...I would be strangling "G".