Oh I LOVE the English!! They are so cheeky!
As far as that soda fountain is concerned, we just can't help ourselves!! Since we have quite the "sweet tentacle" and we are on the insect dining plan it's only natural that we would over indulge and lap up the sweets. I never want to be negative but those wasps are the equivalent of the Club Level appetizer hogs when it comes to the sodas. I must guiltily confess that I was one of those fountain pigs until I discovered the merits of the Sunken Treasure and all the Lushes in the Laundry room that were fluffing and folding as they got blitzed on that sweet green nectar of the Gods.
I heard it said that in Germany, especially in the cheesier regions filled with cows, that flys are considered part of the family, and that no one there even bothers to "Swat". Perhaps on your next vacation you'll encounter a more refined Fly like myself, one who appreciates the finer things in life, like a good plate of bangers and mash, a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale and a lovely lady such as yourself to complete the experience. Let's plan on a hot date in the Laundry room during your next visit. You bring the wash, I'll bring something to quench our "thirst"
Now Nannette, I know what you are thinking... I just want you to understand that it'snot natural to limit Buzzy to just one Beach club groupie. I must spread my wings and "hit" on as many women as I can find. You knew I was a Fly when you fell in love with me, and you'll always have a place in my dumpster. It's just that Buzzy HAS to play the field. Don't hate the player, hate the game!
Nannette, you'll always be #1 in my tiny little fly heart....
Signed, Buzzy the trashy little skank of a fly.
